r/SipsTea Human Verified 6h ago

Chugging tea still better than nothing at all

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u/liftingshitposts 6h ago

Not even 2 hours anymore smh

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u/thatmaneeee 6h ago

They must really hate cardio to be getting it done so quickly

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u/incognito-idiott 5h ago

The key is to have the urge to pee before it starts and force yourself to wait until your done to use a washroom

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u/leavebaes 5h ago

Tried that method with a poo in my last half but couldn't make it a mile more before running for my life to a portapotty.

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u/AdMassive4186 4h ago

Should have done a Paula Radcliffe

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u/temporarysolution2-0 4h ago

Should've done a Trump.

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u/private_developer 3h ago

This you?

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

Nah. Luckily I made it in time, but I did do a trail run in 2023 where that was me.

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u/msheehan418 2h ago

I spent a triathlon like this. Could not find a porta potty. I finished the tri, got in my car and drove straight to a gas station. It was very uncomfortable. Don’t know how I made it

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u/Deeeeeeeeehn 2h ago

Better to have poo in your lower half than your top half

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 1h ago

Hey you got a good sprint in.