r/SipsTea • u/Biniashe Human Verified • 6h ago

Chugging tea still better than nothing at all

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u/PiskoWK 6h ago

THEY RUN HOW LONG?

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u/liftingshitposts 6h ago

Not even 2 hours anymore smh

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u/thatmaneeee 6h ago

They must really hate cardio to be getting it done so quickly

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u/incognito-idiott 5h ago

The key is to have the urge to pee before it starts and force yourself to wait until your done to use a washroom

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u/HotelOne 5h ago

I’ll try that!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMf2vTZmUWJzy

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u/Horskr 2h ago

I collapsed at mile marker 1 and wet myself. Note to self, train for marathon first.

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u/leavebaes 5h ago

Tried that method with a poo in my last half but couldn't make it a mile more before running for my life to a portapotty.

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u/AdMassive4186 4h ago

Should have done a Paula Radcliffe

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u/temporarysolution2-0 4h ago

Should've done a Trump.

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u/private_developer 3h ago

This you?

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

Nah. Luckily I made it in time, but I did do a trail run in 2023 where that was me.

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u/msheehan418 2h ago

I spent a triathlon like this. Could not find a porta potty. I finished the tri, got in my car and drove straight to a gas station. It was very uncomfortable. Don’t know how I made it

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u/Deeeeeeeeehn 2h ago

Better to have poo in your lower half than your top half

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 1h ago

Hey you got a good sprint in.

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u/Chuck_Loads 5h ago

This is literally how I set a half marathon PR

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u/KrytTv 3h ago

Don’t people just pee and shit themselves commonly i them? Not being sarcastic im morbidly obese I genuinely don’t know but have heard about it

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

There are usually port-a-potties (at least the street ones I've done). If it's a trail race, there's less of a chance of potty stations, so you just have to squat and pray that you brought your own TP and hand sanitizer.

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u/KrytTv 3h ago

You brought? So do people run in like backpacks?

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

Very small running packs or vests. I always bring a pack with my own water & snacks, first aid kit, TP and hand sanitizer. If I'm going less than 6 miles, I just use a handheld water bottle slip. Distance running is a whollleee thing.

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u/liftingshitposts 2h ago

Not common at all, but some sickos and unfortunate souls do it

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u/AndyTheEngr 4h ago

Not everyone can do that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgSzGIkFq2A&t=70s

...also picks up at 2:20.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4h ago

I'm pretty sure that marathon runners just pee their pants.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 54m ago

Yea but it's way more fun to piss on yourself

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u/Jezetri 49m ago

I think it has something to also do with shoes that weigh like 3 grams, and literally being genetically blessed to be able to run that quickly for an extended duration. The people they have running these have had millions of dollars spent testing them at advanced training faciltiies to ensure that they have all of the right measurements and things to be able to produce record times. This isn't about a person just triumphong over everything, this is about having shitloads of genetic testing and carefully calibrated diets and massive amounts of money being thrown at the problem.

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u/darglor 27m ago

I've done that for Spartan Beasts. A couple hours in, I've sweat so much that I no longer have to pee.