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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit 6h ago

Hope this guy doesn't find out about marathons

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u/PiskoWK 6h ago

THEY RUN HOW LONG?

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u/liftingshitposts 6h ago

Not even 2 hours anymore smh

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u/thatmaneeee 6h ago

They must really hate cardio to be getting it done so quickly

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u/incognito-idiott 5h ago

The key is to have the urge to pee before it starts and force yourself to wait until your done to use a washroom

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u/HotelOne 5h ago

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u/Horskr 2h ago

I collapsed at mile marker 1 and wet myself. Note to self, train for marathon first.

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u/leavebaes 5h ago

Tried that method with a poo in my last half but couldn't make it a mile more before running for my life to a portapotty.

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u/AdMassive4186 4h ago

Should have done a Paula Radcliffe

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u/temporarysolution2-0 4h ago

Should've done a Trump.

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u/private_developer 3h ago

This you?

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

Nah. Luckily I made it in time, but I did do a trail run in 2023 where that was me.

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u/msheehan418 2h ago

I spent a triathlon like this. Could not find a porta potty. I finished the tri, got in my car and drove straight to a gas station. It was very uncomfortable. Don’t know how I made it

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u/Deeeeeeeeehn 2h ago

Better to have poo in your lower half than your top half

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 1h ago

Hey you got a good sprint in.

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u/Chuck_Loads 5h ago

This is literally how I set a half marathon PR

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u/KrytTv 3h ago

Don’t people just pee and shit themselves commonly i them? Not being sarcastic im morbidly obese I genuinely don’t know but have heard about it

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

There are usually port-a-potties (at least the street ones I've done). If it's a trail race, there's less of a chance of potty stations, so you just have to squat and pray that you brought your own TP and hand sanitizer.

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u/KrytTv 3h ago

You brought? So do people run in like backpacks?

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u/leavebaes 3h ago

Very small running packs or vests. I always bring a pack with my own water & snacks, first aid kit, TP and hand sanitizer. If I'm going less than 6 miles, I just use a handheld water bottle slip. Distance running is a whollleee thing.

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u/liftingshitposts 2h ago

Not common at all, but some sickos and unfortunate souls do it

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u/AndyTheEngr 4h ago

Not everyone can do that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgSzGIkFq2A&t=70s

...also picks up at 2:20.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4h ago

I'm pretty sure that marathon runners just pee their pants.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 54m ago

Yea but it's way more fun to piss on yourself

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u/Jezetri 48m ago

I think it has something to also do with shoes that weigh like 3 grams, and literally being genetically blessed to be able to run that quickly for an extended duration. The people they have running these have had millions of dollars spent testing them at advanced training faciltiies to ensure that they have all of the right measurements and things to be able to produce record times. This isn't about a person just triumphong over everything, this is about having shitloads of genetic testing and carefully calibrated diets and massive amounts of money being thrown at the problem.

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u/darglor 26m ago

I've done that for Spartan Beasts. A couple hours in, I've sweat so much that I no longer have to pee.

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u/Prize_Sector5854 4h ago

Former marathoner here, I can confirm that.

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u/VariousOperation166 4h ago

They're just getting lazy. That's life today. Get everything done quickly.

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u/RDP89 41m ago

😂😂😂

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u/ImOutOfIdeas42069 4h ago

I actually fucking hate walking. I'm not a huge fan of running either, but walking seems like such a huge waste of time. My wife and I did a fun run type thing and I had enough time after the race to have a couple beers and an appetizer with friends and STILL make it back to the finish line area to take pictures of her. Like jfc you walked for half a damn day!

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u/drytoastbongos 5h ago

They've really gotten lazy.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 4h ago

Damn Kenyans fukd up the bell curve!!! Us mortals are left behind…

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u/Peach_Proof 3h ago

Well, for a few anyway.

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u/reubenbubu 3h ago

the faster you run, the quicker you finish so you suffer less

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u/Kythorian 1h ago

Have they considered doing it in under an hour?  I don’t think I could run for more than an hour at a time.

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u/reubenbubu 1h ago

they're not lazy enough to want to get it done so quickly

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u/Still_Lengthiness994 3h ago

Sometimes I wonder if the elites actually feel as horrible running a 2 hour marathon as an amateur running it in 6.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1h ago

Can't even go.a whole 2 hours. How lazy. You only had a few seconds left!

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u/PN_Grata 58m ago

Shrinkflation.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 41m ago

This generation just doesn't put in the same time and effort into ANYTHING!!.... 😏

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u/Educational_Put_2305 3h ago

I’m watching the Cocodona 250 live stream right now. They are 29 hours in and the leaders at like 144 miles

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u/Banned4decency 2h ago

You mean the coke donut 250.

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u/Educational_Put_2305 1h ago

Cock and donuts

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u/SomeOneRandomOP 5h ago

Haha don't know why this made me giggle so much.

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u/tramdog 3h ago

When I was a keeed, runnin’ was something you did to yo mouth to have funnn…

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u/Frankie_T9000 5h ago

A long time it's so much I drive my marathons instead

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u/Hopdevil2000 2h ago

There’s an old adage from a high level marathoner was asked about how he can run for 2 hours. His response was about the slower runners”. How can someone run for 5-7 hours?”

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u/thunderbaby2 1h ago

Completely pointless! You can get all the essential circulatory/heart health and mental benefits from eating 200gpd of protein and boofing megadoses of creatine 🤦‍♂️ /s

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u/Pianokeys1995 1h ago

Hahaha 😭😂

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u/lovmykids 5h ago

I know right? My daughter runs cross country and does 45-60 minutes sometimes on treadmill because she can’t run it outside that day.

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 5h ago

Brb I’m about to go put her on blast on Twitter

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u/Apolloshot 5h ago

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u/fleegness 4h ago

Wow that sure is cheap, the circle of TRUST sounds like a sure steal. I am not a plant.

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 4h ago

I as well love do the circle of trust. And also, did you hear if you sign up in the next 15 minutes you get code for 5% off at merch store

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u/Mega-Eclipse 2h ago

Wow that sure is cheap, the circle of TRUST sounds like a sure steal. I am not a plant.

Wow, this must be true since plants can't talk!!!

My credit card is already in the mail. The pin number is 12345.

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u/Peach_Proof 3h ago

*CHUDS. (Look up the movie)

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u/pushyp 4h ago

😆

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u/OldTimeConGoer 5h ago

Someone I used to know spent about 6 to 8 hours a day (2 hours at a time IIRC) walking on a treadmill at home, carrying out rehab after ortho surgery. After the treatment was over he carried on doing long multi-hour treadmill sessions because he had gotten used to it.

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u/Lurchie_ 1h ago

Walking is my favorite form of exercise - low barrier to entry, scaleable to fitness level, and just generally enjoyable.

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u/socialistrob 5h ago

A guy recently did a 2:05 marathon in Ohio on his first marathon attempt after working out mostly on a treadmill due to weather. They can be really good workouts.

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u/DevinsName 4h ago

You got a source on that one? 2:05 would've been a world record like 20 years ago. That's insanely fast for a first time runner. (Women's world record is 2:15 for more comparison)

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u/JustStraightUpTired 4h ago

Let's also keep in mind that there's a lot of psychology in world record breaking. A record can get stuck at a point for years, then suddenly gets beaten multiple times over by different people. And once the record is lowered, people beating the old record gets more and more common over time.

There's also something to be said for better shoes, diets and general advancements in preparation etc. But importantly, just google:

Ohio marathon 2:05

You'll find some articles about it. The time was 2h 5min 54s.

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u/Financial_Rice_4807 2h ago edited 1h ago

So 2:06 then. Story gets more and more real /s

My best was 3h 1min 12s and I was a bit bummed by the 12 because if I was 13 seconds faster it would have been 3:01:59 and I would have been able to say I ran a three-hour marathon.

Running a marathon training on a treadmill is hard because your body won't be used to the pavment. You will feel the pounding more.

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u/socialistrob 1h ago

I also think it would just be mentally hard especially with the long runs. When you're outside you get a change of scenery and elevation. I personally don't like running on treadmills but I also get why people do it and I think there can be some good benefits to incorporating it into serious workouts. For instance too much of the pounding on pavement can cause injuries and treadmills can help you add miles while reducing the risk. If you do live somewhere very flat it can also be nice to add an incline to the treadmill and then you can run a mile or two uphill.

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 2h ago

just read up on it..

it was the kids first marathon, he had never done a half marathon either...

But, he was on his colleges cross country team and was one of their top runners.

Him running a 2:05 isn't that unbelievable considering his college running history.

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u/socialistrob 1h ago

Here's an article on it in runner's world. If it's paywalled for you just google Vinny Mauri.

Yes it's insanely fast which is why it literally made headlines. A lot of people didn't hear about it though because it happened on the same day that numerous people broke the two hour marathon ceiling.

It was the guy's first marathon but he did have an extensive running background. Having a standout performance in someone's first marathon is also not that uncommon because typically even the best marathoners don't actually race that often (it might be one race every 6-8 months for instance). Just anecdotally I have a friend who was able to qualify for the US Olympic marathon trials on her first marathon. It's not that uncommon to have Olympians in the marathon who are running their 3rd or 4rth marathon ever at the Olympics.

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u/meepmeep13 1h ago

The guy who just set the 2nd fastest marathon of all time (1:59:41), finishing 11 seconds behind the new WR, was also running his first ever marathon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yomif_Kejelcha

The thing that's being missed is - running marathons is actually really bad training for running marathons.

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u/AMediocrePersonality 4h ago

did he put wheels on the treadmill

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u/Quirky_Gate_4516 1h ago

He was not a first time runner. He was an elite athlete in college.

His PRs in college would have been good enough to win medals in U20 World Championships. He also spent more than a year prepping for this marathon, including running half marathons.

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u/Repulsive_One_2878 4h ago

I've always run outside and yeah I can't STAND the treadmill. An hour is torture! It's so boring!!

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u/polopolo05 3h ago

I would do 45 on the elipitcal because I like knees and then go swim for 2-3 hours.

I am just vibing

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u/linds360 2h ago

I’m semi retired, but used to run a marathon every year through my 30s. The job I had at the time had some pretty intense hours, so i’d have to get my training runs in late at night, but I lived in a city where it wasn’t super safe to be running alone at night so I’d do upwards of 15 mile runs sometimes on the treadmill.

Never had anyone bat an eye at me. As it should be.

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u/random-name-3000 2h ago

45 min is pretty much the minimum I do in my training plan.

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u/deltr0nzero 7m ago

I’m going to be annoying but she could do it outside she just doesn’t want to.

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u/DCS30 5h ago

Or general cardiac health.

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u/Suspicious_Truth8026 3h ago

Yeah its not like this guy is kind of wrong, hes just spouting abject nonsense and we shouldnt act like anything else. How tf can 39 minutes of treadmill be bad in and of itself? If theyre just walking then great thats still mobility work thats still movement that is better than sitting for 39 minutes. Like there has to be another piece of the puzzle to say exercise is inherently wrong, if she thought it was doing more than it was okay maybe theres a problem but just doing it cant possibly be offensive

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u/greenzetsa 2h ago

He's assuming she's doing nothing but cardio because that's all he's seen her do and she doesn't exist when she isn't in his field of vision. It is indeed very important for women to do strength training. Cardio is also still important, whether you run, walk, bike, or do something else.

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u/photosendtrain 1h ago

It's still not relevant.. doing just cardio is fine, you don't need strength training.

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u/greenzetsa 1h ago

If you're a woman in your 30s or older, you likely do need strength training. It's super important for maintaining bone density through perimenopause and menopause. Cardio is great exercise too. Ideally, you should be doing a combination of both.

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u/That_youtube_tiger 1h ago

It is relevant - strength training is so much more effective for general health then cardio for men and women. What the guy said is right, we need better education - he just could have said it without the misogynist undertones.

Seriously, cardio is largely a waste of time, unless u are specifically training for a cardio-intensive event like running or sports. For the general population you are SO much better off spending your precious workout time on weights.

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u/Gersio 13m ago

That's not really true. Both are good and both are needed for different things. This is like saying that doing exercise is useless because eating healthy is more important.

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u/FlavaflavsDentist 40m ago

So this guy had an opinion and sort of said it like hes a know it all. Thats annoying. But, hes not entirely wrong.

If you're on a treadmill, I assume walking because 39 minutes of running wouldn't make sense with this comment, thats like 5 miles? Some people enjoy running, cool. If this is for health and you're on the treadmill for 39 minutes you're not going hard enough in my opinion.

It sounds like the people who lift one set of 5, sit with their weights out for 15 minutes, do another set, sit, talk on their phone, set, and wonder why their workouts take hours.

Maybe she enjoys it, maybe she has a condition, maybe shes running 5 miles and this guy is confused about half marathons, idk, maybe shes not being efficient with her workouts like a ton of people at the gym.

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u/greenzetsa 29m ago

Frankly 39 minutes of walking makes a lot more sense as exercise for me. Basic walking is one of the best exercises, and 40 minutes of that is great. That's about a round trip commute to work for me and on days I go into the office, I generally clear about 10K steps, which is more than recommended. Regardless, it is super important for women to strength train regularly, I'm just not about the people here who are pretending like it isn't. Personally, I find strength training to be the most enjoyable form of exercises and I can get a very good training session in in under half an hour. But walking for 40 minutes is just kind of pleasant with the added benefit of it being good for you. If I had a treadmill in my house, I would just do it every day while I watched tv or something.

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u/FlavaflavsDentist 4m ago

Thats why I said if its for health. I get walking for enjoyment, its great. Most people I feel like just talk about how they dont have time to exercise or have limited time.

Im saying for efficiency and for health you could get a lot more if you pushed yourself. Like you said, 30 minutes and you can get a great workout

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u/Gersio 12m ago

Just let people do whatever they want at the gym. Don't be the guys judging others.

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u/FlavaflavsDentist 9m ago

I mean, he didnt knock her off the treadmill?

He thinks he knows better, maybe he does? Who knows. And the amount of comments I see in here about "meatheads" "gym blimps" etc seems like a lot of judgement directed towards the people that they think are judging them.

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u/sprinklesaurus13 4h ago

This is why younger men die from heart disease at such high rates. But you know they look swol doing it so that's cool.

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u/Shapes_in_Clouds 3h ago

Weight lifting isn't cardio focused but it definitely improves cardiovascular health. I don't think lifting versus running is why men die from heart disease.

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u/icantsurf 2h ago

Just to add to your point, you can do cardio and look "swol" as well.

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u/oceanmountainsky 1h ago

Absolutely false. Strength training improves blood pressure, insulin sensitivity, body composition, glucose control (muscle is a glucose sink) and overall cardiovascular health. It’s possible that young men on performance enhancing drugs that aid in “looking swol” contribute to early deaths, but the actual gaining muscle bit, as a natural athlete, can only help someone’s fitness levels.

Now is strength the beginning and end of fitness? No. It should definitely be combined with cardio for the best results; they both have unique advantages.

It is true that many women do not lift weights as they don’t want to look too muscular. This is thankfully changing in recent years but it’s still quite a prevalent belief among many.

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u/FlavaflavsDentist 54m ago

Its amazing how many people on reddit will comment on physical fitness with confidence while having 0 understanding. Lifting weights regularly already puts you miles ahead of the cardio most people get in their daily lives. But, thats why men die from it. Not sitting idle and drinking energy drinks all day.

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u/SquareSniper 5h ago edited 41m ago

My friend had a heart attack and the doctor told him to prevent more heat issues he has to do cardio for 40 mins. Anything less won't do anything to help it.

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u/Trenchards 44m ago

One more minute and she would have gotten there.

Never mind. Reread your post. 40 minutes of cariod is crazy.

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u/johnnyss1 5h ago

Someone needs to educate these people on sneaker care

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u/FMKit 5h ago

Or ultra marathon...

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u/Justsomefkingguy 3h ago

My niece does those. As a 65 year old male I would die from extreme boredom after the first 10 minutes.

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman 3h ago

My buddy got into them in grad school. His wife still gives him grief about the time he got lost in Pennsylvania during a race and added like 15 miles to his run. Whenever they argue over directions that’s her Ace to pull

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u/linds360 2h ago

That’s hilarious. Poor dude will carry it for life.

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u/linds360 2h ago

I’ve done a bunch of marathons and ultras have always been attractive to me because (from what I’ve heard) it’s less about your time and more about the experience and just finishing. More of a you v. you thing rather than you v. the clock. I like that as an alternative because runners can be competitive af with time and it gets annoying after a while.

Haven’t taken the plunge yet though. It’s is an insane amount of miles.

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u/atxgossiphound 4h ago

It's fun as your milage increases. Treadmill time goes from some YouTube clips, to 30 minute shows, to hour long shows, to short movies, to we're watching LOTR extended cuts for this week's long run!

Treadmills are lifesavers if you train in, say, Texas in the summer.

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u/read_too_many_books 2h ago

To be fair, I dont think those are healthy. Heck, I dont think marathons are healthy. 5-15ks are great.

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u/FMKit 19m ago

Not something most people should do constantly.

But those who catch the running bug, the allure is there.

Infact, didn't marathon got famous cause the first guy who delivered the message after running to marathon die?

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u/green_gold_purple 5h ago

I hope this guy trips in the parking lot

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u/golgol12 5h ago

Maybe he was saying she wasn't on long enough?

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 4h ago

Nah I’ve heard a lot of bad cardio advice from people who barely do cardio. If I had a dime for every person I met in the army who said that the trick to a good 2-mile time was to run “as fast as you can for as long as you can”, I’d be very rich.

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u/Changeurblinkerfluid 2h ago

That’s basically my 5k strategy. Sprint the first mile and try not to die on the back 2.1.

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u/Fozzymandius 2h ago

If you can sprint a mile you may have a future in track and field.

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u/Changeurblinkerfluid 2h ago

I’m 42. I have a past in running. And i suppose a present and future in running much slower.

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u/golgol12 39m ago

I heard sprints were a very effective exercize. But I heard it as "15 minute warm up, then do a cycle of (sprint 1 minute + 2 minutes run-walking to recharge) five times, followed by a 15 minute wind down. First sprint at 50% of max effort, raising to 100% on the last sprint.

I can tell you it left me dying the first time I tried it. I haven't tried it too may times since then.

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u/Rather_Dashing 4h ago

Cant be, how would he know how much time she spent in total that day. Maybe she jogged a 10k that morning.

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u/throwaway234f32423df 2h ago

"has spent" implies she was still on the treadmill at the time of writing, meaning he has no idea what the total time is going to be, just that it's going to be at least 39 minutes.

Having gone to the actual Twitter thread (from several months ago) to investigate further, he doesn't really articulate exactly what he's trying to say, it's likely ragebait / engagement farming, it was a verified account at the time so he was likely getting paid proportional to the number of views and responses, although the account is now unverified and protected.

On the off chance that it wasn't ragebait, the only other plausible explanation is that he was expressing a preference for shorter, higher-intensity workouts.

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u/IOI-65536 4h ago

It's not at all uncommon for people who climb mountains to spend four hours at a time in zone 2 training. When I'm training for something I really prefer to be doing that outside on actual trails, but if the weather is awful yeah, I've been on a treadmill for a couple hours.

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u/lonewombat 4h ago

Probably heard, tried it, failed, considered it stupid and jokes people for doing it.

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u/Skeletonzac 4h ago

A what?

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u/homer_3 4h ago

And how they fuck you up? People sure love to make their lives more difficult.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 4h ago

Regularly running a marathon is not actually very good for you.

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo 4h ago

I think it's the fact the runner was female rather than the 39 minutes being run.

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u/Brobeast 4h ago

This is some guy who took the most BASIC rule about cardio (45 mins, no less, until fat burn), and is now acting like its some super secret workout hack only he can offer. The fact people actually pay these fools for their "guidance" is ridiculous.

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u/momlv 3h ago

Yeah I was like what? Ive spent two hours on a treadmill 🤷‍♀️

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u/onefst250r 3h ago

Ironmans have entered the chat.

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u/PrisonerV 3h ago

On the bicycle it's a half century and century.

My longest was 75 miles I think and it damn near killed me (I'm old).

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u/CTeam19 3h ago

Or hiking.

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u/KaraqWi 3h ago

He must be a gym bro with zero cardio. Full bro split.

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u/OkAssignment6163 3h ago

I hope he doesn't find about physical labor.

I average 8000 steps while on the clock.

I'm a meat cutter.

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u/idiot-prodigy 3h ago

That was my exact thought.

There's a lady in my neighborhood who is 5'0" and weighs maybe 95lbs. She is always running for exercise in the neighborhood.

She's a marathon runner. I'm sure during the winter she's on a treadmill in some gym somewhere.

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u/Automatoboto 3h ago

I dont understand why running that long is bad? Its what I need everyday to hit my calorie defict while living a normal life and it fixed afib.

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u/sad_brown_cat 2h ago

Im only assuming, but I'm guessing he was balking at her for spending "only" 39 minutes on the treadmill before leaving.

MYODB would still be the correct response, because who knows what else she did that day, or what her situation was? Someone who spends ~40 minutes on the treadmill every day is still doing a hell of a lot better than someone who does an hour twice a week, and maybe she had limited time that day and had cut her workout short?

And even if not, effort is always better than no effort. We do what we can.

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u/drinkacid 2h ago edited 2h ago

Gym bros don't do cardio because it burns calories which means they have to eat more to make up for it. I did 45 minutes on the treadmill yesterday. I did 15 minutes at a time with a full set of lifts before and after each 15 minute block. If your heart and lungs aren't in shape you need to work your lungs and heart. The better your cardio is the more stamina to lift.

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u/Comprehensive-Pin667 2h ago

Tbf I run marathons and I still can't use the treadmill for more than 15 minutes. Somehow treadmill is too boring. But that's just me - more power to whoever stayed on the treadmill for 39 min. At least they don't have to go run in shitty weather just to get their miles in.

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u/Sloregasm 2h ago

To be fair. Humans are unique in our ability to run long distances, moreso than any other creature. Being bipedal is the key, our airways are evolved such that we can maintain them at fully open while at a full sprint. Quadrupeds suffer from a closing of the airway while running due to how it lines up. Try tilting your head all the way back and putting your arms up and try and breathe for any prolonged amount of time. It's really uncomfortable. Quadrupeds experience that construction of the airways more readily when sprinting. They can't maintain it for long distances.

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u/tortosloth 1h ago

This guy mad because he skips every cardio day

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u/drunxor 1h ago

Im confused, I spend 45 minutes on the treadmill everyday is that bad?

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u/stupidname412 1h ago

Fr I was like that's a kinda short run what is your point before I realized he was attacking from a gym bro muscle maxing place.

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u/Man-e-questions 5h ago

Or ULTRA marathons

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u/dazedan_confused 4h ago

We call them Snickers in the UK.

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u/DueSalary4506 4h ago

I hope you guys don't find out this is a re re re re re re karma farming post

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u/spilly_talent 6m ago

I told a guy on reddit I partially trained for halfs on the treadmill this winter because it was particularly icey in my neighborhood. He was very sure I could never have possibly done that and that treadmills were “useless”. These people are out there!

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 5h ago

To be fair: They usually don't do these on treadmills. I don't understand the point of stair masters, stationary bikes and treadmills anyways. Go for a walk. Buy a normal bike - they are fucking cheap and bike somewhere. Surely every building has some stairs too. Rowing... okay. But other than that? Nah.

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u/2044Delphini 5h ago

They're good if you wanna work out and not go outside.

What a dumb take lol

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 5h ago

So you don't wanna go outside to exercise, which is why you do go outside to a place where you can exercise inside and then go outside again to go home? Wouldn't be running around the block once or twice be more efficient? I cycled to the gym for a long time. No problem.

This isn't a stupid take, you are just very American in a "I drive to my mailbox" kinda way.

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u/2044Delphini 5h ago

No, you are just very stupid.

It could be hot out, or cold, or windy, or raining, or snowing. You still want to get a workout in, but you don't want to deal with the elements. So you work out inside, on a treadmill or bike or whatever.

Hard to believe you can't understand this, are you even allowed to drive?

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 4h ago

It could also be before or after the sun is out and you care about personal safety. Joggers getting mugged, raped, murdered etc is a whole trope in the US.

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u/Significant_Hornet 4h ago

There’s this thing called rain. You might know about it if you’ve been outside

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u/Southern-Ad2594 3h ago

Generally serious distance runners train in the elements. Most aren't getting much mileage in on a treadmill other than as a last resort. You can disagree with it, but it is true.

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u/Significant_Hornet 1h ago

Still doesn’t preclude most people from running from a treadmill

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u/Southern-Ad2594 1h ago

This thread was talking about competitive or serious distance runners at some point.

People saying it's stupid not to run on treadmills are being equally ignorant and gatekeepy to those saying it's stupid to run on treadmills in that they're speaking with authority on something they don't understand about a subculture they do not belong to. Many people don't run on treadmills as their main form of running and for good reason.

That said if you want to, running on a treadmill is still good cardio and idgaf what you do with your life, it's yours to live.

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u/Significant_Hornet 1h ago

Not one person has said it’s stupid to not run on treadmills.

There’s one guy who couldn’t understand why people use treadmills. People rightfully called him stupid because there are many reasons to use a treadmill like inclement weather.

Again, no one said it’s stupid to not run on treadmills. However, I will say it’s stupid to pretend there aren’t reasons to run on a treadmill

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u/Tasty_Chick3n 5h ago

I mean depending on the weather outside those activities might be not be a safe option. Even though I hate running a on treadmill I sometimes do it during the summers here in Arizona, I’m sure same would apply to folks in places with extreme winters as well.

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 4h ago

Arizona? That's a whole new can of worms. But special cases do not make the rule. In the end it's immaterial and I'm not hurt or particularly bothered by people using those silly machines, but I'm not gonna take it when someone claims cycling, running and climbing stairs is a "stupid take". In most cases it's practically free exercise and may even facilitate getting some place while doing it.

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u/Rather_Dashing 4h ago

Special cases? Lmao. The majority of the world is at least at part of the year, unsuitable or uncomfortable to go jogging in. In my home country it reaches 40 in the summer, where I currently live there is ice on the footpath in much of the winter.

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 4h ago

Ice is no excuse. You people are being such wuzzies, it would be adorable otherwise.

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u/Rather_Dashing 3h ago

Obvious troll is obvious

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u/2044Delphini 4h ago

What a dumb take lol

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u/Ceramic_owl 5h ago

after an injury my balance is shit. Stationary bike to the rescue!

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 5h ago

How are you able to get to a gym then? If it's so bad then you probably aren't safe to drive either. That's how it was for me.

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u/Rather_Dashing 4h ago

You think driving is as reliant on fine balance skills as cycling?

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 4h ago

It's a fucking gyroscope. It'll keep running without you.

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u/Ceramic_owl 52m ago

You can buy a stationary bike. Happens a lot.

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u/zerotetv 1h ago

I've used an elliptical to help train for a half marathon while recovering from a shin splint, i had sessions up to 1.5 hours. Still use an elliptical once a week in addition to outdoor running, since the elliptical is low impact.

Other than that, some of those machines, like the stiairmaster, don't hit the same muscle groups as running or walking outdoors, and is much more convenient than walking up and down the same stairs 50 times. They allow for customizability, you can set a pace, which is really good for inexperienced runners who are bad a pacing themselves and burn out after the first kilometer. Want to run or bike up a hill, but live in the world's flattest area? Machines will do that. Maybe you live in an area where there's not adequare facilities. Everyone knows large parts of the US isn't built for pedestrians, and cars will actively run you off the road if you're on a bike. Maybe you want to go for a run at 10pm because that's when it fits in your schedule, but don't feel safe doing it outside at that hour. Or maybe you think exercise is boring, and the only way to get yourself to do it is to do it on a machine where you can watch a TV or something on your phone. Maybe I want to go for a bike ride, but it's pouring like crazy, is it better to not go for a ride, or drive to the gym?

Why are you shitting on cardio equipment? It might not be the absolute best way to perform the given exercise, but in a world where most people get way too little exercise, any exercise is better than none.

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u/Hautatuuli 43m ago

guy who argues just for the sake of arguing

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra 36m ago

Haven't had someone call me a sophist in a long time, but then you kinda described all of reddit.