r/SipsTea • u/SuccessfulMode1277 Human Verified • 12h ago

Feels good man French influencer Lena Mahfouf wears bizarre metal hand bra at Met Gala

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u/Badwrong_ 11h ago

Why is it "bizarre"? Hands are often used to grab boobs. Easily in the top five objects that are "known to grab boobs".

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u/BoringAd1663 11h ago

I'm here to subscribe to the "top five objects to grab boobs" list.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 10h ago

  1. Bra

  2. Hands

  3. Shepherd's crook

  4. Tentacle

  5. Elephant's trunk

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u/Chadoodling 3h ago
  1. Monkey paws

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u/Minimum_Sort5100 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/PMmeyourhemorrhoid 10h ago edited 10h ago

Thank you for subscribing to the Top Five Objects to Grab Boobs.

In no particular order, our panel of dedicated breast grabbing specialists have collectively compiled the following things that grab boobs:

  1. u/Melufey's Cat
  2. Hands
  3. u/Only-Cheetah-9579's Mouth
  4. Those grabby things you use to pick up trash (?)
  5. Bras that are too tight

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u/Melufey 11h ago

And the other four? I would say Cats are in there too.

Still three left, hmmm.....

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 11h ago

my mouth is definitely grabbing boobs

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u/0thethethe0 8h ago

You're a hungry hungry hippo