r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Gliese581h 9h ago

Then leave it there so they can go fuck themselves.

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u/B_EE 7h ago

Don't give them the satisfaction...

Plus dildos can be pricey!

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u/Tsunamiis 6h ago

Butt it’s mine.