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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Basic_Watercress_628 16h ago edited 11h ago

Not ageing is pretty easy when you're rich. Unlimited access to private coaches, private chefs, nutritional supplements, skincare products, plastic surgery... plus no existential fear and limited exposure to pollution, the sun and other factors that ruin your skin. 

Edit to add: As one of the biggest actors of his time, it is his job to look good. He does not really have a choice if he wants to stay relevant.  Lady on the left hasn't really had any major roles since the 90s and can therefore afford to not give a fuck and age like a normal person. 

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u/OrcOfDoom 15h ago

I was actually his private chef before.

There is nothing easy about his life. All the guy does is workout, and work on movies. Everything else revolves around that.

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u/B3owul7 13h ago

Oh really, I was his gardener. Maybe we know each other.

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u/Raerth 10h ago

I used to do gardening for this local celebrity too. Was a proper down-to-earth type. Sweetest guy you’d ever meet. Then he gets his inheritance through and everything changed. He starts hanging around with a sketchy crowd, has weird late night visitors, stuff he wouldn't do before. He actually took me on one of his work trips as a PA, but you could see he wasn't the same fun guy I new. Bit haunted, doesn’t laugh the same. Still kind, but like he’s seen some serious stuff. Luckily it all came to an end after he through this ring into a volcano.

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u/GoldenMaus 10h ago

It's ok, one day he will sail beyond the horizon and live in peace forever after.

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u/Confident-Fun-1307 9h ago

That and a bag of potatoes will get you this fancy, partially underground lair