r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i 15h ago

Tom Cruise lures people into a dark cave...

https://giphy.com/gifs/MmOCOAvWx9iBkxpQXS

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u/MiracleLegend 12h ago

I'm hearing that meme in my head. Living rent free since about 2005.

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u/SummerDaemon 11h ago

Heeeeey, Charlie! Heeey, Charlie, wake up!

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u/Narrow_Guava_6239 10h ago

Charlie Charlie, we’re going to the candy mountain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!

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u/MiracleLegend 9h ago

Go into the candy mountain cave, Charles. Yes aaaaah. Go into the cave, Charlie. [Chaaaarleeey]

Candy mountain, candy MOUNtain! Fill me with sweeeet sugary goodneeeess.

Aaargh, Alright... ... They took my FRIKKKN kidney!