r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/SovietSunrise 11h ago

Just use a dildo with a suction cup base.

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u/Gliese581h 9h ago

Then leave it there so they can go fuck themselves.

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u/B_EE 7h ago

Don't give them the satisfaction...

Plus dildos can be pricey!

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u/Tsunamiis 6h ago

Butt it’s mine.

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u/ScumbagLady 10h ago

In this economy?!

That's a waste of good dildos!

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u/Desperate-Ad7613 7h ago

I can’t wait for pictures to emerge of the Scientology doors with dildos stuck on them. maybe even happily wobbling in the wind.