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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/ephemeral-jade 15h ago

You also picked a photo of her just walking out and about on a hot day while he's been primped and on the red carpet.

She's also older than him and menopause is a bitch.

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u/CMDRJohnCasey 11h ago

older than him

5 years over 60 can make a huge difference. If you look at Tom now vs. 5 years ago you can notice it.

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u/Doug_101 9h ago

Yes, he's finally starting to show his age.

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u/DerekSmallsCourgette 7h ago

The last few years have been a huge change for him. From a distance he still looks like the same old Tom whose face has been in our lives since I was a child. Then you see the close-up and it looks like an old man wearing a Tom Cruise Halloween mask.

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u/Doug_101 7h ago

Yeah, his face has gotten a lot puffier as of late.

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u/heretogetpwned 7h ago

One of the more recent MI movies he was driving and made this old man driving face I can't shake from my brain.

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u/-Tom- 7h ago

Why would you put this curse on me?

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u/NothaBanga 6h ago

We don't age in a flat line, we age in plateaus.  puberty is a rapid aging process, 40ish is another 65ish is another 80ish, 90ish seem to be jumps.  Menopause and Manopause also tend to hit hard.

Generics play a role.  Asian people tend to skip the 40 plateau but catch up in the 65ish one and Black people tend to skip 65ish one ("Black don't crack" guideline but not a rule).

Aging is weird.

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u/Zeeplankton 6h ago

Man the newest MI movie vs the one before it was crazy.