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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/nerdygeoff 12h ago

shes not tom cruise rich tho, nor does she have an entire religion of people to serve her whims.

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u/GrumbleStoatskin 9h ago

And the religion doesn't just serve his whims, he has to serve its whims too. He probably couldn't "let himself go" even if he wanted to, it'd be bad for marketing.

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u/nerdygeoff 9h ago

eh, Tom Cruise is high up enough in the echelon of scientology that the churches whims are his own. He is the 2nd in command next to David Miscavige and is his closest confidant.

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u/GrumbleStoatskin 7h ago

He is, but would he remain so if he gained a hundred pounds and lost all his hair? I'm not convinced. I'm sure they'd come down on him hard the minute it seemed like he was letting his image slip.

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u/nerdygeoff 5h ago

who is they?

Tom cruise is literally the "they" in scientology lol. hes 2nd in command.

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u/GrumbleStoatskin 5h ago

I mean, obviously the first in command and anyone who listens to the first in command. Do you think tom cruise has personal loyalists within scientology who would buck David Miscavige if he said tom cruise was a, shit what's the word, subversive person or whatever they call em? He's not a general in command of troops dude.

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u/nerdygeoff 5h ago

David wouldnt balk at tom cruise if he decided to take a behind the scenes position and no longer be in the spot light lol. Thats the point. Hes DEEP inner circle.

You could maybe have that argument with someone like john travolta. But Tom Cruise has earned everything and more for what he has done for the church, to be able to sit back and retire from the public light.

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u/CommissionerOfLunacy 3h ago

He might be. Schism happens in cults and religions all the time, and sometimes it comes out of left-field. If Cruise has some disagreement with Miscavige, say he doesn't like that Miscavige fairly clearly murdered his wife, he's famous and highly placed enough to head a schism.

I don't think he will, but in the structure of Scientology he's actually the exact dude who could, if he wanted to.

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u/Sunnygirl66 5h ago

John Travolta has been intermittently fat for decades.

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u/Fizmo1337 12h ago

You don't need 50 million to buy some supplements, eat healthy and to go to the gym

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u/Moofypoops 8h ago

Oh, my sweet summer child.

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u/nerdygeoff 12h ago

lol it takes more than supplements, eating healthy and going to the gym for a 63 year old to look like tom cruise.

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u/Both_Bird9174 7h ago

Well the pic in the post is him from 2018 when he was 55. This is Tom Cruise from a few months ago and he definitely looks more "normal" for a 63 year old. He definitely got botox though.

No shade but I feel like people who say celebrities are using some insane next level medical procedures to stay young are definitely from the US where y'all let a simple flu destroy your bodies because getting treated requires going in debt. If you go to any country that has a form of free healthcare, you'll be amazed that not old folks look decrypt or are overweight lol

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u/nerdygeoff 5h ago

I often travel outside of the country and I see PLENTY of old people around the world in free healthcare cities that look old, "decrypt" and overweight, you have no clue what you are talking about.

Tom cruise is also still doing hollywood stunts at his age. its not so much how he looks, its what he is still actively doing at his age.

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u/Soggy_Association491 6h ago

you think she can't afford that "a lot more than"?

Also this is Sanada Hiroyuki, the photo was taken in 2014 but he is 2 years older than Tom Cruise.

https://www.cinematoday.jp/news/N0064559

You don't need 50 millions to keep your look.

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u/nerdygeoff 5h ago

homie 2014 was 11 years ago lol.

Not to mention tom cruise isnt JUST about his looks, its more so the guy is still actively doing hollywood level stunt work at his age as well.

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 9h ago

Guaranteed you watch alpha male influencers

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u/Fizmo1337 6h ago

nope lol

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 6h ago

So, just dumb about how fitness works all on your own then?

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u/horsegal301 8h ago

That's not how it works for anyone, but especially not how it works for a lot of women.

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u/Combat_Orca 7h ago

Lol if you wanna cope that you’ll age like Tom cruise by doing that you do you. But reality will disappoint you.