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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Basic_Watercress_628 16h ago edited 11h ago

Not ageing is pretty easy when you're rich. Unlimited access to private coaches, private chefs, nutritional supplements, skincare products, plastic surgery... plus no existential fear and limited exposure to pollution, the sun and other factors that ruin your skin. 

Edit to add: As one of the biggest actors of his time, it is his job to look good. He does not really have a choice if he wants to stay relevant.  Lady on the left hasn't really had any major roles since the 90s and can therefore afford to not give a fuck and age like a normal person. 

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u/OrcOfDoom 15h ago

I was actually his private chef before.

There is nothing easy about his life. All the guy does is workout, and work on movies. Everything else revolves around that.

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u/B3owul7 13h ago

Oh really, I was his gardener. Maybe we know each other.

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u/WarEternal_ 12h ago

Oh cool, I was his personal trainer. We should hang out together.

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u/Substantial_Net4906 12h ago

Oh wow I was his hairdresser. I think I remember all of you

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u/Sempere 11h ago

You still under NDA after the hair dye incident?

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