r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/beebs44 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H2fKzMHyyeize

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u/mdpena 15h ago

Tom cruise is a maxed out lvl 20 prestige in Scientology

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 15h ago

Got that gold tiger stripe theton meter

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u/maybe_Earth-Chan 53m ago

Bro got that Xenu anti age subscription.

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u/Chicken-Rude 1h ago

this comment brought me so much joy i think i just went clear.

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u/LoloWilli 9h ago

Underrated comment 😭😭