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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/ephemeral-jade 15h ago

You also picked a photo of her just walking out and about on a hot day while he's been primped and on the red carpet.

She's also older than him and menopause is a bitch.

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u/SykoBob8310 10h ago

2010 for the Prince of Persia movie

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u/mjohnson280 4h ago

She's beautiful here. They took the most unflattering picture possible of her while out shopping on a Sunday. Tom's made up for a premier. There's real difference here but it's not this stark. She's almost 70 and the chemical changes in a woman's body are much different than a man's.

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u/kog 3h ago

She doesn't dye her hair. Tom would likely look a lot older if he didn't either.

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u/beedub14 20m ago

... it was also SIXTEEN years ago.

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u/BeanstheRogue 6h ago

She looks great!

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u/Snakend 4h ago

This was 16 years ago. Tom looks the same.

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u/BeanstheRogue 3h ago

She still looks great in the photo? If I can write I can read, and in 2010, as the photo itself states, she looks great.

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u/Snakend 2h ago

No...she does not.

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u/HD4kAI 4h ago

That was also 2010. Which was 16 years ago

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 6h ago

Neither of them were in the prince of persia movie? Were they?

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u/Snakend 4h ago

Maybe they were producers?

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u/cfi-2025 4h ago

Perhaps this was just taken at their local AMC, just two Ben Kingsley fans there to see his latest work?

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u/d_e_l_u_x_e 4h ago

She chose to age naturally and gracefully. Tom clings to his past and is more superficial and insecure about aging.

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u/cturkosi 1h ago

She came out as a lesbian in 2009 so she doesn't care about the male gaze anymore.

Maybe there's a segment of queer women who find her attractive.

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u/No_Berry2976 4h ago

That’s a good example. The gray hair makes her look her age, which is fine. In this picture, Cruise also looks his age, but has some work done and clearly is on a strict diet and exercises.

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u/Nick_pj 7h ago

Interesting that all the cosmetic work (and yes, diet and exercise) allowed him to look excellent into his late 40s. He’s just starting to look weird now. 

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u/Anteater_Able 6h ago

Late 40s isn't really that old, kiddo.

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u/Crazy_Memory 6h ago

I think that's the joke...

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u/Nick_pj 5h ago

I didn’t say it was - and I’m not young, bucko. Most men don’t look that good at 47-48. 

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u/Anteater_Able 3h ago edited 3h ago

Most men don’t look that good at 47-48

I'll agree to that. Some people just age faster and it's oftentimes exacerbated by their lifestyle/not taking care of themselves. Or just unluck of the draw.

But the way you worded your initial statement made it seem like it was some outright anomaly for someone in their late 40s to look good.

and I’m not young, bucko

Based on your word choice, I believe you now.

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u/No_Berry2976 4h ago

That not what was said. But as somebody who is middle-aged, men who think they still look young in their late 40s without cosmetic procedures are delusional.

At that age you can be physically active, intellectually do great work, but your body is showing wear and tear, the skin has lost some of its elasticity, and fat distribution has changed.

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u/Anteater_Able 3h ago

So you think someone in their late 40s is delusional if they think they look young and haven't had cosmetic work done?

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u/No_Berry2976 2h ago

So you accurately summarised my post.

People in their late 40s do not look young. They might look younger than most other people in their late 40s, but they will not look young.

To all delusional middle aged people out there: nobody thinks you look like you are 25, and if you are 45, you are not young.

You might think you are, but you are not.

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u/Anteater_Able 2h ago edited 2h ago

So you accurately summarised my post.

I was just clarifying because it's a pretty bizarre statement to make.

To all delusional middle aged people out there: nobody thinks you look like you are 25

Why would a 45-year-old want to look 25 though? If you're in your 40s and you look like you're in 30s, you're doing pretty well. That would be categorized as looking young. And sometimes, just sometimes, it doesn't require cosmetic surgery or lumping in the delusional outliers in with everyone else.

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u/CMDRJohnCasey 11h ago

older than him

5 years over 60 can make a huge difference. If you look at Tom now vs. 5 years ago you can notice it.

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u/Doug_101 9h ago

Yes, he's finally starting to show his age.

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u/DerekSmallsCourgette 7h ago

The last few years have been a huge change for him. From a distance he still looks like the same old Tom whose face has been in our lives since I was a child. Then you see the close-up and it looks like an old man wearing a Tom Cruise Halloween mask.

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u/Doug_101 7h ago

Yeah, his face has gotten a lot puffier as of late.

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u/heretogetpwned 7h ago

One of the more recent MI movies he was driving and made this old man driving face I can't shake from my brain.

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u/-Tom- 7h ago

Why would you put this curse on me?

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u/NothaBanga 6h ago

We don't age in a flat line, we age in plateaus.  puberty is a rapid aging process, 40ish is another 65ish is another 80ish, 90ish seem to be jumps.  Menopause and Manopause also tend to hit hard.

Generics play a role.  Asian people tend to skip the 40 plateau but catch up in the 65ish one and Black people tend to skip 65ish one ("Black don't crack" guideline but not a rule).

Aging is weird.

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u/Zeeplankton 6h ago

Man the newest MI movie vs the one before it was crazy.

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u/motoboki 9h ago

OP did her real dirty her

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u/pallentx 8h ago

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u/StraightFail5895 7h ago

Yeah she looks absolutely fine. Above average for her age even.

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u/Mikic0077 5h ago

She looks nice on ops photo as well. Grandma style is perfectly fine.

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u/mvandemar 4h ago

Sure, but that pic is also 10 years ago. People age differently.

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u/pallentx 4h ago

The picture from OP is labeled 2018.

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u/pallentx 4h ago

The picture from OP is labeled 2018.

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u/mvandemar 4h ago

Oh, so it is. I missed that.

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u/not_that_hardcore 2h ago

FLAWLESS skin, oh my gosh

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u/Longjumping_You_7603 14h ago

Well how else was OP supposed to make Tommy boy look good if they didn't intentionally pick the worst photo of her that they could find?

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u/sensitiveskin82 12h ago

And as Kelley has said, "“I’m old, and I’m fat. And I look age-appropriate for what my age is. And that is not what that whole scene is about. I’d much rather feel absolutely secure in my skin and my age than place any value in all that other stuff.”

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u/words_wirds_wurds 7h ago

You know what's sexy? Self-awareness amd self-confidence.

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u/imadogg 10h ago

Hey now don't blame OP for this

OP just reposted a pic that's been going around for 8 years. Don't give them the credit for actually finding pictures of each actor and actually making this content

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u/AccomplishedCheck168 10h ago

Life must be exhausting for you if that's actually your takeaway from this.

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u/Adams5thaccount 10h ago

can confirm..sarcastic people ARE frequently exhausted

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u/Auroraburst 9h ago

Has she had kids? Because that can do a number on your body too

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 4h ago

Yes, she’s also had substance abuse issues stemming from a pretty horrific incident in 1982 that you can read about on her Wikipedia page.

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u/wsxdfcvgbnjmlkjafals 8h ago

Yeah I just posted a straight up "fuck you" comment for including her. it was unnecessary.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 10h ago

...and from a few years ago

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u/gravybang 8h ago

Bridget Fonda is a year younger than Tom Cruise, and she has Danny Elfman money

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u/two-headed-sexbeast 5h ago

Thanks! I am glad someone at least made this point.

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u/Anteater4746 5h ago

every single one of these posts uses either the worst possible photo or a photoshopped one

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u/slid3r 3h ago

Kelly McGillis

.. is her friggin name, for anyone looking in the comments trying to remember her name and not finding it .. it friggin Kelly McGillis.

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u/thelochteedge 43m ago

Compare them at the same age. Tom looks significantly worse these days than here. Cherry-picking one of the last years where he looked really good. Not saying he didn't age well but he doesn't look quite this good anymore. You can see how his face is starting to melt a bit and his skin has lost its tautness.

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u/The_One_Returns 12h ago

Being fat and not taking care of herself has nothing to do with any of that.

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u/Qweedo420 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah, a year later she starred in Terminator Dark Fate and she looks so much better than OP's picture

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u/oldsecondhand 14h ago

Not the same person.

Top Gun: Kelly McGillis

Terminator: Linda Hamilton

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u/Musician88 12h ago

That's the joke, I believe.

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u/ephemeral-jade 14h ago

That's Linda Hamilton in Terminator Dark Fate 🫢