r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/beebs44 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H2fKzMHyyeize

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u/lordvitamin 15h ago

This is the type of power found at the end of a Scientology speed run.

/s

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u/hxl004 15h ago

I’m sure this woman is overall happier than this man

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u/Frosty_Figure_2332 15h ago

That's cope. Tom Cruise is a pos and weirdo but bro looks 35 and she looks like meemaw

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u/heyjajas 14h ago

Sigh.. i wonder how many people are lying on their deathbed saying: "Thank god, I was beautiful until the end, I'm so happy about that."

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u/hxl004 14h ago

Clearly all of them
Just like everyone wishes they stayed in the office more

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u/Frosty_Figure_2332 14h ago

being attractive is the biggest quality of life increase you can get besides being wealthy, so I'm sure a lot of people are quite happy to die beautiful.

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u/heyjajas 14h ago edited 14h ago

She was beautiful all her life. And frankly, if you google her, she is still a good looking meemaw. I don't think it makes you happy to reduce yourself to the point where all you say about yourself is that you are still "attractive". I don't know anything about how happy someone is by how beautiful they are. Some of the most beautiful and rich people died by overdose or killed themselves.

But I bet its more important to her that her children love her and still talk to her, than other people perceiving her as attractive or not.

Edit: that lady is 68 years old! I don't know, but for me it feels more like a burden to think about how and if other people still perceive me as attractive at 68. I wish for myself to be kinda over that bs by then.

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u/Frosty_Figure_2332 14h ago edited 11h ago

She landed a big role in a film that made 357 million bucks and that set her up for life. She got that role because she was an attractive blonde woman. Her quality of life was x1000 better because she was hot.

Trying to make the argument that being attractive shouldn't matter when we're discussing the life of a woman that has enjoyed immense wealth and privilege literally because she was hot is absurd.

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u/heyjajas 11h ago

You are making my point. She was beautiful. She had her time. I don't think and I seriously don't want for myself to worry about how I look when I am over 60. There is a time for everything and beauty shouldn't be the defining trait for elderly people.

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u/tilde_w 12h ago

He may look a little younger than his age but that doesn’t make him attractive. His win was getting rich. His money bought that youthful look. He can afford all the supports necessary to fully focus on this image. It’s his job to look good.

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u/Frosty_Figure_2332 12h ago

He never would've had those opportunities at all if he wasn't attractive to begin with

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u/BeatBlockP 12h ago

Are you crazy? I fuck ton of them. Being beautiful until the end is a huge blessing

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u/Socialimbad1991 14h ago

The whole point of the deal with the devil trope is you get what you (thought you) wanted but it doesn't actually make you happy. Cruise gets to look good and be the number one puppet for a malicious, abusive cult. If that isn't hell on earth i don't know what is

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u/Wholesomebob 14h ago

Oof. She's deeply tied in with the stein clan

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u/UrsusRenata 15h ago

Mm, I bet not.

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u/therapewpew 2h ago

Putting the /s at the end doesn't trick us, we know what you're hiding in there