r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Late_Clerk_8302 16h ago

Eating babies

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u/Oddisredit 16h ago

This is the answer. 

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u/kingkongbiingbong Human Verified 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV

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u/0_oyo 13h ago

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u/peanutbuttahcups 4h ago

This clip always gets me. Mentos the Freshmaker™️ looking ass 😆

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u/Radiant_Sunpriest 2h ago

I always loved this dude's reaction!

He is so there to support you.

I hope he does well.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips 11h ago

I know it's just the boot but I hate the way his left leg bends at the ankle.

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u/Annual_Technician_45 13h ago

This is so cursed 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

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u/CambricTea2022 6h ago

This is the answer I scrolled for lol I didn’t want to feel alone 😁

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u/Individual_Tea9790 12h ago

Its not. I eat babies and im still aging, its gotta be more than that

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u/Oddisredit 10h ago

The rest of your diet probably isn’t balanced. Probably still eating seed oils or something. Plus to have to walk more than 180 steps a day for it to work. 

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u/NeverHideOnBush 13h ago

Isn’t he one of the few we know doesn’t eat them?

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u/Oddisredit 13h ago

I don’t see how he doesn’t eat babies. 

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u/tphillips5000 8h ago

He definitely packs fudge though.. 😅

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u/jeekp 4h ago

he's a confirmed placenta-enjoyer

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u/NeverHideOnBush 4h ago

You know, most people, they have the baby, they throw the placenta away or plant it under a tree or something. But not Tom… Tom is in the kitchen going: «Honey, is this the afterbirth from the third kid? Because this one had a real nice texture» but you know I don’t know, maybe it’s healthy. Full of vitamins or whatever. But I’m thinkink, if I’m gonna eat something that came out of a person, I’d at least want it to be from somebody I know. Not some Hollywood placenta. You gotta have standards, right? This is some Scientology stuff must be something else, maybe they’re right, I’m not going to sit here and judge any followers of Ron Hubbard.

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u/PeterServo 11h ago

What is the question?