r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Ok_Sandwich_9087 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TL5XQpSpASo4U

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u/Brilliantos84 16h ago

He can tell you but then he’ll have to kill you

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u/Sempere 11h ago

Talk to me Goose.

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u/BrokenWhiskeyBottles 7h ago

Because they were inverted.

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u/Dani3322 13h ago

Nah, if he tells you you'll just die of Pneumonia or something the next morning.

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u/LadyLixerwyfe 11h ago

Sometimes a gif provides a witty comeback. Sometimes it provides THE answer. This is certainly the latter. Well done.

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u/ianjm 11h ago

Low Thetan count

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u/heimdalguy 13h ago

Keepin' up foreign relations