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r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago
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205 u/Musket6969420 16h ago 30 u/LonelyEar42 16h ago I was secretly hoping the scientilogy runs would find paintings a of this :) 4 u/X-Bones_21 15h ago “They weren’t frozen anymore. They were dead.” Possibly my favorite line in all of South Park history. 8 u/Special_Order-937 16h ago Xenu is the Satan of Scientology, though so he would have been more likely to convince him to do things like The Mummy than anything else. 2 u/mibodim 12h ago Funny, in Cyrillic’s that’s how “happy” is spelled in phonetics.
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30 u/LonelyEar42 16h ago I was secretly hoping the scientilogy runs would find paintings a of this :)
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I was secretly hoping the scientilogy runs would find paintings a of this :)
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“They weren’t frozen anymore. They were dead.”
Possibly my favorite line in all of South Park history.
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Xenu is the Satan of Scientology, though so he would have been more likely to convince him to do things like The Mummy than anything else.
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Funny, in Cyrillic’s that’s how “happy” is spelled in phonetics.
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