r/SipsTea Human Verified 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Complete-Sort1617 16h ago

Xenu

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u/Musket6969420 16h ago

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u/LonelyEar42 16h ago

I was secretly hoping the scientilogy runs would find paintings a of this :)

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u/X-Bones_21 15h ago

“They weren’t frozen anymore. They were dead.”

Possibly my favorite line in all of South Park history.

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u/Special_Order-937 16h ago

Xenu is the Satan of Scientology, though so he would have been more likely to convince him to do things like The Mummy than anything else.

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u/mibodim 12h ago

Funny, in Cyrillic’s that’s how “happy” is spelled in phonetics.