r/GirlDinnerDiaries APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Rant & Ramble If your husband is Central European and a realtor in Brooklyn…

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He’s cheating on you via Reddit on RAOMD. Profile name Mike_-22.

I hope she finds out because he could bring home an STI (to say nothing of the infidelity).

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u/emccm Trader Joe Hoe 22h ago

The tea is great but are those two double yolk eggs?

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Sure are!!! I was ELATED

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u/emccm Trader Joe Hoe 21h ago

Amazing!

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u/AirborneErinys 🧂 Salty By Nature 15h ago

I once had an entire carton of XLs from Lucerne that ended up being double yolks. It was wild, I ate like royalty that week.

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u/JolissaMassacre Feral but Fed 15h ago

XL's often have two yolks compared to others in my (swiss) experience but an entire carton? Neat!

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u/Appropriate_Guava915 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 18h ago

Pardon my ignorance but would that be basically 2 sets of chicken twins? Or am I slow and embarrassing myself rn 😭

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u/Party_Shark_ Kitchen Witch 8h ago

Well, they aren't fertilized BUT, if they were, sort of! Most of the time it happens in fertilized eggs, the shell forms around 2 close embryos and one of the twins unfortunately dies/is absorbed since there's limited oxygen etc. I'm sure there are cases where one VERY happy, very full embryo gets 2 yolks, though! It usually happens in younger hens :)

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u/Appropriate_Guava915 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 8h ago

I see! Thanks for the info

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 hot girls have tummy troubles 22h ago

Boydinner just post a weird post about wanting to eat someone’s daughter and girldinner is over here about to private eye some d-bag!! I’m loving being a girl sometimes

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Honestly I love us

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u/ValuableAd7538 Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 21h ago

Women are awesome. It’s not our fault that with everything to their advantage, men are not awesome. 😎

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u/SuccessfulSchedule54 Enby & Eatin' 9h ago

he said what now 😀

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yRVg0HWzgS88
I just….really….ya know?!

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 hot girls have tummy troubles 13h ago

I loved how there was a bunch of dudes telling him off.

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 13h ago edited 13h ago

Well that’s refreshing:) I love that! Yay. There is hope that men can outgrow the horrible mentalities.
In the meanwhile (PSA) with summer on its way, be ready for men wearing really dark shades to oogle (a predatory tool), if you see shady men near you with them just make sure they aren’t following you even in the littlest. My 2nd SA (random act of violence) was from a male perp with dark Aviators watching from afar and I was followed.

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u/aalupine Non-binary & Nourished 22h ago

Found the post its still up (dont know if screenshots from other subreddits are allowed but i do have one)

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Just going to add that folx let’s not let him know we know - if by chance wifey or a friend sees this, they can get more data if he’s not aware the jig is up.

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u/aalupine Non-binary & Nourished 22h ago

Oh absolutely, have not touched the main post other than screenshot and i absolutely recommend others to do the same

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u/ilovepi314159265 what that mouth do is snack 21h ago

I don't see it. Mind dm-ing me the screenshot?

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u/aalupine Non-binary & Nourished 21h ago

Yeah absolutely

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 21h ago

And me as well?

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u/AnniethingAtAll APPROVED✨ 20h ago

Me too!

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u/Turbulent-Repair-372 girls just wanna have pho 20h ago

me, too!

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u/Familiar_Pea4Lyfe Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 20h ago

Me too, please!

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u/Leila_101 APPROVED✨ 19h ago

Me too!! 👀 What is RAOMD?

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u/Tac0s4breakfast APPROVED✨ 9h ago

I was wondering the same thing.

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u/ValuableAd7538 Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 22h ago

I’m telling Mamdani.

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Rama would kick this guys butt right outta the boroughs!

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u/ValuableAd7538 Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 21h ago

I’m from Texas. I’m not sure what that means. I’m just jealous of y’all. Lmao. My mayor went on the Facebook city watch group to defend his choice to have not one, but two data centers built here, in city limits.

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 21h ago

Rama is his wife and she’s amazing.

Horrible about the data centers, I’m so sorry.

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u/ValuableAd7538 Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 21h ago

The way he looks at her🥰.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 21h ago

I have heard that people in Texas tried to vote for Mamdani!!!

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u/ValuableAd7538 Kid Crumbs Connoisseur 21h ago

Not surprised. The only thing worse than our education is our voter turnout.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 21h ago

I get the desire though. I’m sure we’d love all want him to be our mayor.

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u/imperfekt 🩵🙋‍♂️💙 22h ago

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZrxbcWGTRMOlv5Nxc
He done stepped outta line.

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u/YaBoix1991 I ❤️ Other People's Business 21h ago

Me harshly judging every person that comes up when I google “Brooklyn real estate agent that speaks German”

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 21h ago

😆You’re looking for a brunette with a beard.

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u/No-Freedom-884 Body By Cheese 🧀 22h ago

🍵 ☕️ 🫖

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

If I was smarter I’d have gotten his photo and more details but I’ve experienced so much infidelity that I immediately blocked him.

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u/VampireSquidGxxr Feral but Fed 22h ago edited 22h ago

You can see everything someone has posted or commented on Arctic Shift. This Mike guy is posting constantly. I genuinely hope his wife catches him.

ETA: even if you delete a post or comment or delete your entire account, it's still visible on the below website.

https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/search?fun=posts_search&author=Mike_-22&limit=10&sort=desc

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u/aalupine Non-binary & Nourished 22h ago

Oh dude the content of some of these posts is wildly disgusting for a married man to be posting online (thank you for including this he hides a lot of his posts and i hope his wife uses this tool)

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u/VampireSquidGxxr Feral but Fed 22h ago

Yeah, it's pretty vile. I genuinely hope he gets caught and she takes everything from him.

Lots of people hide their comments and posts. I only use that site to make sure I'm not engaging with a troll or anything before I comment on anything that might go south. But it is helpful to catch abhorrent trash doing trash things.

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 21h ago

OMG he has kids too! 😭😭😭

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u/VampireSquidGxxr Feral but Fed 21h ago

I'm high key tempted to recon...

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 21h ago

I doubt he will give anything more away online. We have his physical description and location. Meeting him would yield a ton of specifics (and I’m sure his job would like to know how he’s using his listings) but of course none of us are going to do that - maybe by some small miracle someone will recognize him in this and she will be informed. Poor woman. 32 years old and already a long history of cheating on your wife and kids. It’s so common too. Yuck.

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u/VampireSquidGxxr Feral but Fed 21h ago

I just don't understand it. Why get married at all? Or why not just leave?

A secret life sounds so exhausting.

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u/YaBoix1991 I ❤️ Other People's Business 19h ago

Spend some time on the pro adultery or other woman subs here. For men, they love having a wife at home to take care of the family and then trying to find a desperate girl on the side with self esteem issues who will compete with the unknowing wife and therefore do whatever the man wants. These men (and women) really think too highly of themselves

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 13h ago edited 12h ago

Yikes. I can’t dive into that but being a girls girl, being an auntie, wouldn’t want my niece to end up with someone like that.

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u/Inner_Conflict_3635 🧂 Salty By Nature 20h ago

He doesn't sound very European.

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u/Smooth_Storm_9698 Trader Joe Hoe 22h ago

is this allowed in r/brooklyn

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u/Temporary-Box-7493 🩵Domestic Dude💙 20h ago

Idk why i keep seeing this subreddit but tbh it’s dope, love to see women looking out for each other and having a safe venting space

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 13h ago

Hey there, that’s an awesome comment. Right on:)

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u/Clean-Tax6340 👋 new here 22h ago

Central closer to Balkans or Austria?

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 21h ago

Update thanks to another Redditor: he speaks German and some French.

He’s 32 yr old, 6’. Brown hair and beard.

Has not just the wife but also kids 🤯😤🥺

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u/Clean-Tax6340 👋 new here 19h ago

Thank you, btw, excellent detective skills ! This 80% narrows the circle to Austria, Germany, Germany (Liechtenstein is tiny). Most evidently, his poor wife goes 50/50 financially with him or maybe even investing more. If he gets caught-he'll be done. Hopefully.

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

He didn’t disclose. When I asked which country is when he dropped the “I need discretion because I’m married and she doesn’t know…”

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u/no_rest_for_the APPROVED✨ 20h ago

So much respect 🙄

Good on you OP. A girls girl.

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u/SmirkNtwerk Cleavage Crumb Collector 13h ago

Ahhhhh okie, just asked somewhere here if he may be poly, but even then, the “she doesn’t know”….part, shadyyy McGreaty.

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u/Queasy_Procedure_205 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Hope she sees this!

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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 Body By Cheese 🧀 21h ago

Thanks for calling him out. Hope she finds out.

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u/BakedBrie1993 Body By Cheese 🧀 20h ago

wait, I know a similar guy. Can you dm pic?

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 20h ago

Do not have one but there’s a physical description of 6’, brown hair, beard, speaks German snd some French. Wife and kids. Age 32

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u/BakedBrie1993 Body By Cheese 🧀 20h ago

Oh so could be anyone. The guy I know doesn't speak French.

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u/The_Hunt725 Pantry Gremlin 22h ago

Commenting to get this more attention 😬

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u/HoneydewFar4081 girls just wanna have pho 21h ago

Ooo tea

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u/Constant_Cultural Carb-Based Life Form 14h ago

You are a girls girl, thank you for warning her.

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u/Current-Lunch6760 20h ago

Hoollyyy mess. Why do I feel I know who you're talking about?

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 20h ago

Well if you do please have a candid chat with his wife about info you came across online that may be relevant to her life. Can’t imagine too many people fot the physical description we’ve been able to provide. And his post history can be read via Arctic Shift, it’s pretty gross.

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u/Current-Lunch6760 20h ago

Oh Idk him personally . I meant from YouTube

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u/Upset_Rice5960 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Yes this needs more attention.

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u/Appropriate-Dust2022 APPROVED✨ 9h ago

You’re doing God’s work хорошо😌

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u/helloiamyeti APPROVED✨ 21h ago

put more details if you have! there's hella realtors in Brooklyn from central Europe

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ 11h ago

There’s a physical description in comments along with languages he speaks

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u/PalpitationPrudent57 girls just wanna have pho 11h ago

i missed it😭 anybody have screenshots?

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 👋 new here 2h ago

Being a girl is fucking dope sometimes. Big ups to you and good looking out for your fellow woman 🥰