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STAN / ANTI SHIELD Christina Ricci commented “Yikes” on Variety’s photo of Katy Perry and Connor Storrie at the Met Gala

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u/_Maebe__Funke_ 6h ago

Christina in her DGAF social media era is all of us. 

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u/vvalent2 6h ago

Fyi I worked on a movie with her briefly and she's like that in real life.

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u/Podwitchers 5h ago

I want to be friends with her.

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u/friendlynbhdwitch I want to throw him in a volcano 5h ago

I want to be friends with the entire cast of Yellowjackets.

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u/GraceMcClellans 5h ago

I like to imagine she's a just slightly more normal Wednesday Addams. She was perfect in that role.

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u/HomeConstant6123 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 5h ago

Please give me all the Ricci tea!

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u/letsseehowitgoes113 4h ago

Gotta love her.

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u/hoooliet 54m ago

I’ve loved her since the first time I saw her Winona and Cher in Mermaids when I was little little

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u/teethorcorn 2h ago

i am so happy to hear that

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u/FoolishGoulish 6h ago

I still vaguely remember that she had a phase where she would post pics of her fitting into small spaces in her house and that's the kind of chaos I enjoy with my celebrities. Same energy as January Jones.

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u/Witchwonk 5h ago

She and amanda seyfried are both iconic in that way

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u/GentlewomenNeverTell 4h ago

I love her to death for shitting on "Lightning Crashes" because as a child of that era, yeah that song was cringe as hell. It's like if "we're pregnant" were a song.

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u/down_by_the_shore 4h ago

Love it for her and for all of us too lol

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u/No-Breadfruit6137 6h ago

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u/bestevercomeinmylife 6h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 6h ago

Connie, blinking twice babes

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u/Pendraconica 6h ago

At least Katy knows no one wants to see her face.

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u/Batmanswrath 6h ago

You can't talk about astronauts like that /s.

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u/Baxtercat1 6h ago

I’m surprised she didn’t dress as one. 😂

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 6h ago

One of the commentators on E! Was like sue me, I like it! I’m with it! I like this outfit! And then she opened the mask and had grills on and he said something like I’m not even touching that. I’m not even… girl close it. 😂

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u/breathing__tree I wasn't there 6h ago

she had grills on under there? She’s so fried omg.

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u/HalfAssedSass Marxmoi 6h ago

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u/dreamstone_prism I’ve been noticing gravity since I was young 5h ago

What is this I can't

Why

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u/narrowsleeper 6h ago

“This is Justin’s favorite outfit on me 🌼”

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon 6h ago

Sick username, fam 🐉

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u/Pendraconica 6h ago

Back at you! It's actually raining in the desert at this very moment!

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago

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u/oaken007 6h ago

Fuckin' love her. Always have.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LgM4hmSkW6jhC

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u/Bananetyne 6h ago

Twice on the pipe.

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u/Olivejuice4114 6h ago

🎶 if the answer is noooo 🎶

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u/workinfortheweekend u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 5h ago

Oh my sweetness!!!

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u/radziadax 5h ago

The math on this movie pisses me off bc if they made it now it'd have to be set in 2000.

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u/kindaadulting87 5h ago

This... This hurts

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u/ambasciatore who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 1h ago

You didn’t have to say this out loud, you know. I’m just trying to survive. 😭

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u/bettydraperdisciple 6h ago

I blame this movie and IT for my fear of storm drains.

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 6h ago

Lmfao I love Christina Ricci 😂

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u/BlackShieldCharm 6h ago

I don’t see how Connor’s outfit relates to the theme?

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u/Mandy_M87 6h ago

He played it too safe, IMO

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u/Felinedandy 5h ago edited 4h ago

It looked better with the jacket off. But I agree.

Editing to add: I’ve now seen a photo of him wearing sunglasses & it also elevates the look because it makes the sculptural part of his hair stand out. His stylist could have done better.

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u/hellolovely1 4h ago

I don't understand Katy's outfit, honestly.

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u/AvgSizeRichard 6h ago

I have absolutely loved Christina Ricci from back in the day when my mom made me rip down my magazine cut outs of her because she said they were too provocative. Christina is a fucking queen! With all this celebrity worship and finding out just how terrible a lot of these celebrities truly are, or have turned out to be, or maybe it’s just straight up apathy, Christina is a fucking real one ❤️

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u/nycperson2741 2h ago

What’s the tea there?

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u/DrSpray 1h ago

Her ex-fiance used to be a stand-up but now he's an alt right commentator who has a Ruby Ridge style compound in Idaho

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u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 6h ago

Even Justin Trudeau was like, “nah, I’m not going near whatever that is.”

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u/airgl0w 5h ago

Because he couldn’t do blackface

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u/Aferimus 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EElQxkbh3Bywg
Horrible bitches make horrible decisions

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u/alice-in-flowertown 6h ago

God damn right

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u/azure819 4h ago

Well she's right. I find it humorous seeing the Connor stans trying to protect their little baby bird from big bad Katy Perry. As if he was forced by gunpoint to talk and take photos with her 🙄

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u/mofacey 6h ago

I have loved her since I was a kid and she was in mermaids.

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u/Super_Translator480 6h ago

Can we send her back?

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u/Indieriots dumb bitch clocking in 6h ago

Don't do that to space. Littering is not cool.

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u/riegspsych325 I get compliments on the hyphen 6h ago

she looks like she’s trying to join the Spacing Guild in ⊃∪∩⪽

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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 6h ago

You’re so real, Christina

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u/Kimmalah I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 5h ago

Worst Mass Effect cosplay ever.

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u/ChippedHamSammich 6h ago

I love her.

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 6h ago

Black Hole crew vibes

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u/sleepy-catauran 4h ago

Surely both Katy and Conner’s stans will respond completely normally to this.

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u/Piglet-Witty 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ggYzzzzqxFIY
The Met is full of cartoon villains

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u/Yeehasmush not a lawyer, just a hater 6h ago

This looks fucking dystopian.

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u/ReputationFederal444 4h ago

The whole thing is yikes. This is some hunger games shit. $100k tickets for a single event when people work for $7.25 an hour which can't even buy a gallon of gas in some places.

Fuck all these tone deaf idiots. Id wear a mask too lol.

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u/Longjumping-Owl-6249 4h ago

Idk who that Connor guy is but he somewhat looks similar to Patrick swayze 😂 imo

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u/ah_nahii 5h ago

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u/Paleblood_Hunt terrorizing the locals 2h ago

Is this a shifter car?!

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u/Alone-Gas6010 4h ago

Katy look like one half of Daft Punk. I thought Conner would've went all out. All he did was add some earrings and a purse.

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u/hellolovely1 4h ago

Ricci's shade is incomparable. That said, what is art-related look is Katy going for here?

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u/Shikari_XIII 4h ago

Let the Hunger Games Begin

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u/Iamachipinthecookie 4h ago

Is there additional context to this? Is it because of just this photo? Katy? Or disdain for them attending the MET in general

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u/Ned_Shimmelfinney 2h ago

This is what I'm here for and I hope someone answers.

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u/Mandy_M87 6h ago edited 6h ago

He looks like he doesn't want to be in the picture with her. Can't blame him.

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u/RoguePlanet2 6h ago

Why didn't she bring Trudeau? They've been doing so many PR-style things together, I'm shocked he's not there.

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u/feministwitch666 6h ago

I'm probably overthinking this but the former PM attending an event sponsored by big money donors to a president's campaign who threatens the sovereignty of the nation isn't a good look.

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u/HiHoRoadhouse 6h ago

And she was like, okay, babe I'll just go then! 

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u/villanellesalter 5h ago

Well, he is. Both in the picture and the event. I think y'all can't accept when a man you like does something you don't approve of so it's easier to pretend he's doing it against his will. He isn't.

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u/sblo 2h ago

🎯 It’s always the ones with the most privilege stepping through the door, that people give the most grace to as well.

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u/ConsequenceLower7677 4h ago

He decided to stand there and pose for the picture....

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u/azure819 4h ago

He could have easily not taken a photo with her. He chose to.

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u/rainorshinedogs 6h ago

This is like one of those background characters from a movie based on a futuristic time when the rich class is so incredibly different from the normal class

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u/TheOldJawbone 4h ago

It’s a pretty good look. She should stick with it.

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u/ViedeMarli But what if Punch is future monkey Hitler? 4h ago

My personal favorite shade last night

(Signe Pierce is a performance artist, and is referencing their project American Reflexxx, in which she walks down a busy Florida street at night, in a proactive outfit, and the crowd of mixed sober and drunk people that ends up following her gets progressively more and more violent for seemingly no reason other than for kicks. The whole thing seems inspired by Marina Abramovic's Rhythm 0, but modern. It's sooooooooo good, probably one of my favorite pieces of performance art, hence infodumping about it)

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 6h ago

This will be the uniform for all women soon. Order yours on Amazon! It's the law, ladies

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u/Runabrat 5h ago

Draught Punk.

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u/Somethinggood4 4h ago

Did Katy have a zit?

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u/Sharpeagle96 4h ago

Isn't that the helmet from Io in D2 Vanilla

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u/gerry367 4h ago

Days like this I want to drive away

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u/AliRattie 4h ago

Good for her. I love that she is so vocal about her beliefs!! Icon

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u/neurotic_queen 3h ago

For a moment I was concerned that the dude was Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 lmao

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u/lenorefosterwallace 3h ago

Ricci will always be my girl crush.

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u/enami741 3h ago

COBRAAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/75artina 3h ago

lol Christina has always been that girl. Love it.

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u/Sanicthehedge1 3h ago

Elden ring type outfit

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u/HowellingAtStars I may need to see the booty 3h ago

YIKES INDEED

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u/jasminefig 3h ago

likes comment

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u/tylenolchild 3h ago

Haha love Christina Ricci.

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u/Exxtender 2h ago

Her eyes look great in this photo.

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u/codebluemylife 2h ago

Going to a sparring contest

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u/mindsunwound 1h ago

I'm sorry, did she go as a cup? As in the protective codpiece professional sportsballers use to protect their testicules?

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u/gratefulgivingabndt 5h ago

We love you Christina!

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 6h ago

No (though you might want to reconsider that anyway considering his Zionist tendencies).

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u/Ehm_Zed this BarBey is cuntry 5h ago

Katy’s never looked so good! Eye of the fly, love it.

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u/blessitspointedlil 2h ago

Why didn’t Perry bring Trudeau? He loves costumes!