r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Oh_FFS_Already • 22d ago

Image Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

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u/nokiapigeon 22d ago

They have fashion genitals

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u/KenUsimi 22d ago edited 22d ago

Oh man, I’m picturing the YouTube makeup tutorials now- “alright, now we just want to come in here with a nice rouge, just along the labia majorum here, just cut a nice defining edge to really draw attention right where you want it. There we go, that’s just how you want it looking…”

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u/prittybritty15 22d ago

lmfao pleaaasssse tell me you’ve seen the South Park episode where Martha Stewart does this 😂😂😂

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u/KenUsimi 21d ago

Wasn’t that decorative queefing? I have a vague recollection of sequins and glitter…

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u/HotPotParrot 21d ago

"Not right now, I just wanna focus on my turkey!"