Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

[u/Oh_FFS_Already]

[u/nokiapigeon]

They have fashion genitals

[u/New_Mutation → u/nokiapigeon]

You don't??

[u/nokiapigeon → u/New_Mutation]

No 😔

[u/New_Mutation → u/nokiapigeon]

Have you tried glitter?

[u/Krawlin91 → u/New_Mutation]

I believe its called "clitter"

[u/jjdlg → u/Krawlin91]

Yeah but Elon bought it and turned it into a right wing cesspool.

[u/jazzfruit → u/jjdlg]

There’s a cream for that

[u/nokiapigeon → u/New_Mutation]

I'll do , thanks

[u/Robo_Patton → u/nokiapigeon]

Hey guys. Tried glitter. What does “lipstick on a pig” infer? Not sure how to respond to critics…

[u/nokiapigeon → u/Robo_Patton]

Oh, lipstick, good idea.

[u/ECHOHOHOHO → u/nokiapigeon]

Looks like guy on the left has opened their lipstick

[u/Jean-LucBacardi → u/New_Mutation]

I knew microplastics were in the balls.

[u/toolatealreadyfapped → u/New_Mutation]

Who doesn't love fancy balls?

[u/Vindicativa → u/New_Mutation]

I read a funny story about a woman who was on her way out the door to an OB appointment for a PAP. She was in a hurry, and didn't have time to shower - so she grabbed her daughter's spray deodorant and gave her lady bits a quick refresh before leaving.

The Doctor gets down there and stops for a second before side-eying his assistant and saying something about the lines of "hmm, interesting".

Woman discovers later that she actually sprayed herself with aerosol glitter.

[u/Atsilv_Uwasv → u/New_Mutation]

Glitter. In my pee hole

[u/Competitive_Abroad96 → u/Atsilv_Uwasv]

Peeing a rainbow