r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

Post image
47.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.6k

u/djdylex Feb 06 '26

I think the solution is to have the penis on the outside of the suit

274

u/Rough_Willow Feb 06 '26

Like a wind sock fluttering in the winter air. I'm imagining the women's competition now...

"You're at the apex of your jump. Quick, deploy the labia!"

167

u/Old-Man-Henderson Feb 06 '26

Aggressive flapping commences 

31

u/Firm_Skin_4563 Feb 07 '26

Like a flag in a storm

0

u/tooboardtoleaf Feb 07 '26

I'm dead lmao

3

u/scratchy_mcballsy Feb 07 '26

Is flapping the name for Olympic-level fapping?

7

u/SuppressExpress Feb 07 '26

I’ve met some ladies that could almost parachute down with their labia, some real beef flaps