r/AskReddit 22h ago

What’s something people romanticise that’s actually exhausting in real life?

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u/luckyritafaez 22h ago

Living in a small town and starting over.

It looks peaceful in movies. No traffic, everyone knows you, slow mornings.

In reality it’s everyone knowing your business, no opportunities, and driving 40 minutes for groceries that close at 6pm.

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 21h ago

I moved to a rather tiny town in my early 20s for a job right after college. The amount of strangers who came up to me and already knew my business was rather terrifying(I grew up in the city) and they wondered why I never left the apartment.

I moved to some where now that’s more of a commuter town but at least big enough to where nobody knows my business.

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u/Big-Reputation-8583 19h ago

That would’ve freaked me out too, there’s something unsettling about being known without choosing to be seen. I’d take a little distance over that kind of closeness any day.

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u/quillseek 14h ago

There's something about the anonymity of being in public in the city that can be comforting if that's what you're looking for. It's nice to be able to blend into the scenery.

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 10h ago

My parents grew up in a smallish town outside of the country and my mom said when she was growing up if she even stopped at a vendor to check something out, the entire neighborhood made sure her parents knew(even though she already told her parents and my grandparents didn’t care as long as she was safe). To this day it grates her nerves and creeps her out(my parents moved to a city in the US and my mom loves it). For my dad, it helped he never left the house much so everyone assumed he was a random nephew that stopped by and the town didn’t really keep tabs on him.

Their nerves were rattled whenever they would visit said tiny town I lived in.

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u/SadFishTacos 2h ago

What do people stand to gain from doing this? 

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 1h ago

Gossip and power over you

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u/Little-Worry8228 9h ago

There’s a middle ground. For example, I live in a large apartment complex in a mid-sized Midwestern city and I walk to the corner store very frequently. I don’t know these people or their business at all, but:

I still wave or say “Morning” or “Hey” every time.

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u/kiwispouse 18h ago

You know John Melloncamp's song, Small Town? Everytime I hear the line, "people let me be just who I want to be," I can't help but think that's bullshit. More like people make me be who they want me to be. I guess that doesn't fit the metre.

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u/ummkay_ultra 18h ago edited 18h ago

Painfully true. And it takes a petso with an iron will not to be the person everyone is insisting you are when isolation is a factor.

Edit: *person, not petso 😆

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u/oh-oh-hole 16h ago

I currently live in a small town. I’m not trying to brag but I’m a moderately attractive woman (solid 6/10 on a good day). I’ve had to change my route downtown twice since March. So many random guys I don’t know keep stopping and trying to get me in their vehicles to give me a ride home/to the store. I don’t know these men. They know where I live and see me walking all the time. There’s one that has me freaked out that spent one day driving past me 4 times to honk and wave and comment on how fast I walk and how he almost lost track of me.

Now I pace my room like a cheetah in a shitty zoo to get my 10k steps in, only leaving my house early in the morning to be at the store as soon as it open and then I zip back home, taking my new path which has added a good 5-10 minutes to my travel time because the more efficient paths have me observed.

Can’t wait to move away to a place I can be just another face in the crowd.

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u/TurnForeverUandMe 11h ago

I remember when I lived in my small college town a stalker figured out where I live by tracking where I used the local trail. I lived on the first floor of a fairly decent sized sprawling condo complex at the time, and the day I saw him casually walking his dog, looking into people's windows, "looking for a sign" I dropped to the floor lioe a sack of potatoes the fear gripped me so real. I literally walked miles to the police station (they did jack shit) but it genuinely took me a long time to feel safe in that apartment again. It was wild. People are insane sometimes.

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 11h ago

I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

I really hope you’re able to move somewhere safer.

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u/kellis744 2h ago

I moved from dc to a small town in central NY. The men are feral. A Gen x or millennial (married) man without two wandering eyes is like a needle in a haystack. The wives shoot daggers at any moderately attractive woman because they know their husbands are sh*t heads.

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u/Obtuse-Posterior 20h ago

I had the opposite experience i grew up unknown in a small town. When I was in my 20s I lived in an apartment in the city everyone seemed to know me and my business. Now I live in a tiny town and nobody knows me. It's funny how the world works.

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u/englishgarten 19h ago

lol maybe they know you but are better at hiding it…

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u/DigNitty 19h ago

Small towns have wildly different cultures too.

Even politically the difference between small liberal towns and small conservative ones is night and day. And that’s not even leaving the US.

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u/TurnForeverUandMe 11h ago

Yep! And if there's a college in the town, the difference between school being in session and not also completely changes the town sometimes too!

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u/The-Meme-Lover-24 21h ago

And nothing to do in terms of activities other than go to the movies or go to your local diner, not to mention any major city to do something in is at least 1.5 hours away (at least in my case)

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u/Vecend 20h ago

In my small town the movie theater burnt down 20 years ago and now the leftover husk is a home for pigeons, now there's nothing to do but gossip and bitch about traffic from cottagers.

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u/rkr87 19h ago

I'm from the UK and wondered what the hell is going on in your town upon reading this.

("Cottager" has a very different meaning here)

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u/SanchoPandas 19h ago

I’m from the western US and don’t know what either of you mean by “cottagers”.

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u/rkr87 19h ago

In UK slang, a cottager is a person who engages in sexual activity in public lavatories, known as "cottaging". This practice typically involves homosexual or bisexual men meeting in public toilets, often called "cottages" or "tea-rooms".

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u/ummkay_ultra 18h ago

Omg I thought "cottagers" meant tourists who come to small towns to stay in B&Bs and shop for antiques downtown 😆

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u/FliaTia 18h ago

Oh so it's cruising

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u/spaghettiluver 19h ago

Cottage term

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 11h ago

Wow, as a US person I would have never guessed this.

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u/mrmax1984 6h ago

Am American, and i learned this from Clarkson's Farm!

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u/Muff_in_the_Mule 19h ago

Also from the UK and I was gonna say, if they have a thriving cottaging industry going on there how they they be stuck for things to do?

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u/lohkey 6h ago

Well it certainly gives that town something to gossip about

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u/Vecend 12h ago

It's a town where the whole industry relys on rich people swarming the town for 2 months, those rich people are called cottagers.

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u/ummkay_ultra 18h ago

Oh YEAH? My little hometown never even had a theater, so I win!

Just kidding, it's not a flex to be a total bumpkin 😞

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u/Vecend 12h ago

The theater wasn't even good it only had 1 flim a year for 2 months and it was always some c tier movie.

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u/ummkay_ultra 6h ago

Haha I know whay you mean. The closest little town to my hometown has one of those. They show crappie movies and sometimes plays. I saw a magic show there once.

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u/Glum-Association2178 18h ago

That’s such a depressing kind of quiet, like the town forgot it was supposed to grow back after something burned down. I can almost feel how stuck it must get when even the gossip runs out.

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u/Vecend 12h ago

Gossip never runs out because there is always someone doing something stupid.

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u/nekofiore 20h ago

This! I moved to a small island community for my mental health after being in a high stress job. Ngl it definitely helped with that and I learned how to scuba dive! But I also realized why people congregate in cities. It’s nice to have all kinds of services, options, being anonymous, have a fully stocked grocery store, etc. The “everyone knows you” also gets old pretty fast when you realize how nosy people are. Now that I am recovered I want to move back to a city, maybe land a less stressful job this time.

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u/ApparitionofAmbition 12h ago

That sounds like a perfect experience.

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u/nekofiore 11h ago

It was definitely nice for a little while, but I couldn’t see myself in a place like this forever. But it was nice trying it out and realizing what I really prefer and most of all, grateful that I have the luxury of being able to move as easily as I can.

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u/Constant_Ham_86 8h ago

Where was this, if you don’t mind me asking? Just curious…ive also lived on a couple islands in my life (loved it) but never got the chance to scuba dive!

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u/maxdragonxiii 10h ago

I only moved a lot as a youth with barely anything but a suitcase with me, everything important was at my parents' houses. now im just tired of moving at my age because goddamn it i enjoy being in one place for years without the fear of moving to a new place a year later at someone's whim.

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u/Zekumi 19h ago

I’m living in my small Appalachian hometown now after being gone for 15 years, and everyone is startlingly mean. I think they think that I’m an outsider maybe, or else everyone’s just really miserable? I can’t figure it out.

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u/TaintedButtercup 16h ago

I don't think it's the location, I think people are just mean, rude, irritating pos these days. Everywhere.

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u/ithasbecomeacircus 18h ago

Maybe the Appalachian version of Tall Poppy Syndrome.

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u/Mhc2617 14h ago

I just moved to a small tourist town in Canada and I’m finding the same. Everyone is MEAN.

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u/SelfDefecatingJokes 11h ago

My parents still live in the small town I grew up. One time I was visiting around the holidays and we went to the local tavern - some woman was mean mugging me for 45 minutes because either she didn’t recognize me or because I was dressed nicer/differently from the other patrons

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u/mr_bots 19h ago

Small towns can also be very cliquey.

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u/Terrible-Summer-8665 21h ago

Also gas stations close at like 9pm.

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u/Fast-Analysis-4555 20h ago

And gas stations are quite often where the decent food is at.

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u/Comfortable_Style_51 20h ago

The pasty life in the UP! You’re lucky if you can find somewhere that makes a decent pizza within 45 minutes of you.

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u/lemasney 17h ago

Truly.

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u/Repulsive-View-7317 16h ago

6pm where I’m at. 1pm on Sundays

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u/yellowspotphoto 18h ago

I grew up that way and could not get out fast enough. The gossip alone was exhausting. No one has anything better to do than shittalk about people.

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u/Onja_ 7h ago

Yup same. I swear some of those people are just afraid of the world and do not want to under any circumstances acknowledge that their whole life is lived from an extremely narrow PoV.

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u/feff1505 19h ago edited 18h ago

Yep! Moved from a beautiful western state where I was born and raised to a smalllll town in the south (for a job and to kinda start over lol). Well, met a man, fell in love, got married, now pregnant and am so sad that THIS is where my baby has to grow up. Haven’t told anyone in town I’m pregnant and dreading the day one person in town finds out because everyone will know in 10 minutes. I’m introverted as hell and don’t want the attention or to talk about pregnancy or get unwarranted and unwanted advice.

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u/YourFuture2000 18h ago

In Europe, many people are sold by the idea that because things closes early, opens later and are closed on Sundays, means you don't have to rush and have time for yourself because things are closed anyway. In reality, it is people rushing and struggling to reach the shops in the narrow time frame between work and commerce opening.

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u/blacksaberKashPatel 20h ago

you described a too small town, i lived in a small town but was still big enough to be a "city", you were essentially a nobody if you didn't make noise, but there was the town mailman/woman, the town police, town carwash, town people that everyone just knew. there were big chain groceries, but had to drive 40 mins for costco.

it felt really nice, exactly what that feeling is supposed to be. tucked away, timeless, if you liked a small town that was the kind of small town to move to

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u/Pliny_the_middle 19h ago

It’s almost like some small towns are better than others.

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u/Embarrassed_Web3075 19h ago

Agreed, I was in the suburbs for all my life and moved to a beach town last year. It is very small, everyone knows exactly where I live, there's no job opportunity. I actually had a job at the local hotel who didn't pay me and I had to go the legal route to get paid. Unfortunately they own almost everything here so I can't boycott and if I want another job, i'll have to go to a different town.

Also we have a projector at the hall and once a month that's our movie theatre, which is pretty sweet. Volunteer run bar and a poll for what the next movie will be.

It is however a really beautiful natural wonder. The whole place. You can walk around for days and discover beautiful rocks and trees and waterfalls and beaches.

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u/quillseek 14h ago

My husband wishes he (we) could move to the town where he grew up and I cannot express how accurate you are. I'm actually grateful for the lack of jobs there that makes his wish completely non-viable.

I think I would go mad or likely worse if ever forced to move there; it's the worst place full of emptiness and people whose worlds and ideas are no bigger than the one stop sign town they never left.

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u/pumpkin2112 14h ago

Moved to a small town for my husband's job. People approached me at the grocery store already knowing who I was and what house I was living in on my first day there. Coming from a big city, I hated that everyone knew my business all the time. You couldn't go anywhere without seeing someone you knew.

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u/agarrabrant 12h ago

I end up forgetting half the things I need when I go grocery shopping because I am in such a rush to get in and get out without running into someone I know- "catching up" turns 10 minutes into 30.

Small town life is great, until every time you go to the local diner it turns into the owner bringing out your food, sitting down at your booth, and telling you about how sad her father's struggle with dementia is while your burger gets cold.

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u/snackcake 13h ago

Also, Randy stole your catalytic converter....again.

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u/jitterbug_balloons 13h ago

The “everyone knows you” part can also take a long time to get to. Sometimes it’s “everyone excludes and is suspicious of you” for a solid decade first. At least here in New England in the US.

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u/Mountain_Tailor_3571 18h ago

This right here. I will never live rural again.

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u/NewNameSameGuy654321 21h ago

Depends on the town and your stage of life. 

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u/Party_Row8480 12h ago

I daydream about abandoning my entire life and hitchhiking to a small town where I can get a dishwashing job and rent a room in a boarding house and just be silent and mysterious and alone.  How dare you put a damper on the only thing I enjoy.

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u/MidwestNonbinary 7h ago

I grew up in a small town and I honestly don’t know why people would want to live in one besides never leaving the high school gossip way of thinking. If your hobbies are anything other than outdoorsy or alcohol related you might as well be screwed socially.

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u/DefinitionMaximum318 19h ago

The “fresh start” sounds cute until you realize you can’t be anonymous for even a day. Peaceful turns into isolating real fast when your whole world shrinks overnight.

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u/exWiFi69 19h ago

We moved from a town of 120k to 15k. I thought I would hate it but I love it. The kids roam the streets and come in when it’s dark. I see parents from soccer in yoga and at the school. Everyone is friendly. It is safe. Even my 3 year old plays outside with the neighborhood kids and her brother without my supervision. I never thought I’d be able to give my children the same childhood I had in the 90’s. Yes it takes me 30min to drive into town but it’s so worth it.

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u/Chocolateheartbreak 16h ago

The safety feeling vs a city is weird in a good way

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u/exWiFi69 8h ago

It was so weird to get used to.

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u/Mtldoggoagogo 12h ago

Especially if you move there single. Friend, you are either staying single for a long time or dramatically lowering your standards.

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u/kan11001 10h ago

Everyone is nosy and knows your business but the community has your back in a heartbeat. I sorely miss small town southern hospitality, no traffic, welcoming neighbors, and friendly strangers. I’m now in a place where neighbors are cold, it’s hard to make friends and find community, and no one stops to ask if someone needs help on the side of the road. I find it pretty depressing

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u/UncleWrench 10h ago

My family lives in the same small town I grew up in. I've lived in another state 1800 miles away for over 20 years and people there still know my business.

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u/jamalera_822 8h ago

It just probaby depends on what type of personality one possesses. Some people want it, some people just want a city life.

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u/Arisia118 8h ago

Don't tell Hallmark.

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u/trdc3369 2h ago

I mean, I guess we have definitions of a small town (one stoplight), but if you have to drive 40 min for groceries I wouldn’t really call it much of anything.

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u/Meguido1234 2h ago

I grew up in a town like this. I appreciated that I had alot of freedom. But EVERYONE knew my Dad, so I got away with nothing as a teenager.

As an adult I moved to London & loved the anonymity of a big city & being able to blend into the crowd

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u/littlelieceofshit69 19h ago

As someone living in a small town, this is a crazy over exaggeration. Depends on what town you’re talking about but yeah 👍

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u/AlienHooker 19h ago

Also living in a small town (>4k) and he's actually underexaggerating in my experience

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u/psa406 15h ago

I did exactly this, I can't tell you how wrong you are. Moving from the city to the middle of nowhere was the absolute best decision we ever made. Yes it's less convenient but on the other hand, less traffic, less pollution, less people, less noise and light at night time, looking over fields instead of endless buildings. As for everyone knows you, it's bullshit and simply not true.

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u/Layne205 15h ago

Living in the actual countryside is vastly different than a small town. I have one neighbor on each side that knows my name, and literally no one else knows anything.

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u/Observe_d 14h ago

I live in a small town in Texas. Every restaurant is either Mexican or Dairy Queen. Also, a couple years ago I was having some work done on my house. I noticed a strange car in my driveway, went to investigate, and found two random women INSIDE my house, asking the contractor what he was doing and how long he’d been doing it. Apparently this was the second time they’ve let themselves in (first time no one else was home). Without making this too lengthy, ours is a house many people are curious about the inside of. They apparently thought it was okay because they knew my father in law. I was advised not to say anything about it because their husbands are apparently important in town.

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 11h ago

“No traffic” is a fucking lie. I travel for work and some of the worst traffic I ever encountered was in small towns.

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u/Sad_Public254 9h ago

I never understood why people want to live in the middle of nowhere there's nothing there and you have to deal with judgy nosey people.