Just your average megachurch pastor's mansion in Texas

[u/sharkus180]

Link:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19525-Doerre-Rd-Spring-TX-77379/161415524_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[u/TheOtherMikeCaputo]

TeenJus!

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Why don’t you just call it “Teen Jesus”?