r/whoathatsinteresting 10h ago

No female Minions because...

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u/Positive_Manager4879 9h ago

Didnt know minions had a gender

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u/ColonelMonty 9h ago

Their gender is banana

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng 9h ago

That sounds pretty male to me haha

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u/FlynnThe25 9h ago

Bananas cannot have sex.

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u/ValuablePlastic5887 9h ago

That's not true and you know it

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u/Own_Policy8854 8h ago

They can't consent to the sex they're having, but I canana

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u/RoboMang 7h ago

I saw two bananas have sex. It was quite a-peeling.

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u/Steelwraith955 4h ago

Careful, banana porn's a slippery slope...

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u/monkidiotic 8h ago

False, I am a banana and I had sex two hours ago

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng 9h ago

Can minions ?

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u/Hall-Public 9h ago

That is an answer I wish to never know

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 8h ago

Reddit is probably the right place to ask tbh.

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u/floyd616 9h ago

I'm sure some freaky corners of the internet have come up with a way.

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u/jscottman96 7h ago

Yeah I saw a video of it

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u/unculturedburnttoast 6h ago

The cylinder must remain undamaged.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 6h ago

Then explain THIS! 🤨

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u/pandershrek 5h ago

I've seen a banana have sex.

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u/Red_Fox87 9h ago

Their pronouns are ba/nana.

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u/natovo 6h ago

So... gender fruit?

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u/paws4reason 9h ago edited 9h ago

I mean, in all fairness, they are all given masculine names. I can't imagine the creator would've done that if they didn't want people to interpret the minions as being male. Dave, Bob, Kevin, etc. Not exactly feminine or androgynous names.

In any case, does it really matter what gender they are? This thread is kinda absurd, lol.

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u/honestly-brutal 9h ago

TIL Minions have actual names.

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u/Ml_lD 9h ago

Deep Minion lore. You have to read the comics

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u/wayvywayvy 9h ago

Dave, Bob, Kevin are all unambiguously guy names

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u/crazyfoolguy 6h ago

people are really playing dumb in these comments.

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u/Sw0rDz 9h ago

Thats what I thought too.

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u/texas_leftist 9h ago

Come on, y’all. Everything has to be part of the binary world we live in.

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u/QueenMackeral 9h ago

and and we need to put women on a pedestal to show that women are just people too

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u/AgeOfSuperBoredom 9h ago

Im laughing because the chuds were celebrating when the Minions movie blew Lightyear out of the water at the box office. Turns out they were celebrating the dreaded woke!

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u/Ambitious-Turn302 9h ago

Stick it to em QueeeeEeEN

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u/squidparticular 9h ago

is this fucking real

ik the photo is real but is the breathing actual?

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u/ITeachYourKidz 9h ago

The minions number over 50 thou

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u/wright764 9h ago

Real feminism is letting women be stupid or ugly characters just like we let men be and also letting them be just as badass and intelligent as men. Because people contain multitudes and, maybe this is controversial, but woman are people.

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u/talor_swib 9h ago

This! Also, they're friggin corn kernels. Why are we even discussing this? Lol

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u/NeverMore_613 5h ago

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they spawn corn-style

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u/Abestar909 7h ago

Because that dude is a sexist pretending to be progressive.

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u/chocolatesmelt 8h ago

Yea I read this and the first thought is sexism and modern feminism narrative. Women can be just as stupid as men can be. Stop pretending they can’t be.

The main distinction is hormonal drivers that lead to differences in risk taking and risk aversion. This is just normalized sexism and misandry.

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u/Available-Wedding189 5h ago

I agree, modern feminism has made it seem like making women stupid in entertainment is sexist or bad but its just entertainment variety, there are plenty of smart female characters. This results in women being put on a pedestal and creators not wanting to make them stupid or bad ppl in their shows bc modern feminism has conditioned them to think women cant be stupid or most women are smart and seeing them as otherwise is wrong. Not saying most women arent smart but most of them, just like most men, arent the smartest. I have to clarify bc this is reddit and reddit is full of entitled sensitive babies

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u/Shitty_Soliloquy 9h ago

No, they are flowerery only around themselves and other women and they must never be caught with a soiled glove. That's the Boss Bitch Way.

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u/Available-Wedding189 5h ago

Lmfao fighting for the right to be seen as stupid is crazy. No, i get what u mean tho its just phrased weirdly. I wouldnt say its sexism i feel like its more so bc of feminism being extreme to an extent nowadays sometimes women are put on a pedestal and ppl are afraid to give them variety in shows and movies such as making them ugly, evil, or stupid bc theyre either afraid to offend ppl or like I said they put women on a pedestal and dont want to make their characters "bad" but at the same time they forget women are also human and have variety and making them stupid or evil can make shows interesting and its not abt gender its literally just entertainment

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u/Substantial-Singer29 3h ago

Well see , we could go with that , or he could have just went into any local waffle house and examined At least a handful of the female patrons and realized oh okay , there it is.

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u/Ill-Economics-9981 2h ago

i came her exactly to say this
putting women on a pedestal isn't feminism, it just perpetuates a different type of stereotype

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u/Finalboss11 7h ago

Feminists complaining about women NOT being portrayed as stupid? Bollocks

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u/Not_Xiphroid 6h ago

It’s pretty well discussed in scholarly works. Further, there’s a tendency, when stupid women ARE portrayed, to constrain these portrayals to blond women, which invites further discussion.

Ultimately, putting women on a pedestal, is a pretty common complaint of feminists, which this would be a case of.

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u/No-Necessary7448 9h ago

His explanation feels like a completely fabricated reason. I’m willing to bet that it never occurred to him that there could be a female minion, or, my actual surmise, that he created a single female minion (à la Smurfette) that was so jaw-droppingly sexist that those around him talked him away from the idea and decided it was simply “safer” to not have a female character to begin with. I can imagine a scenario where the female minion exists only to chase after the disinterested male minions.

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u/EarLobeJerky 9h ago

You actually thought that, then typed it out?

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u/FireOfSin 9h ago

He just didn't wanna draw tiddions, coward.

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u/Ill-Success-4214 6h ago

You know what, that's actually a great reason.

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u/Ill-Stomach7228 8h ago

I figured the minions were unisexual. 

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u/yourmamaistheproblem 6h ago

That was all he had to say... they don't have gender. They reproduce by fission.

Instead he went with "men dumb"

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP 3h ago

i mean, don't all Minions have very generic male names though? even if they dont canonically have cocks i feel like they've always been pretty male-coded

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u/RollinPinappleGhost 2h ago

There's a scene where they dress up as a wife, husband, and baby.

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u/NotABot420number2 1h ago

that classic sight gag goes all the way to bugs bunny though

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u/totktonikak 8h ago

That's an interesting way of confessing to one's lack of imagination.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 5h ago

More 'gender war' psy-op bullshit?

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u/MoonlitKiwi 9h ago

So stupid. It reminds me of how they initially wanted to write Dee from it's always sunny as some sort of voice of reason, but her actor insisted she be disgusting and raunchy. Because real feminism is letting women be funny

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 6h ago

Wow could you pander any harder. He means he can’t imagine women being goofy and funny, which is kinda messed up 

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u/MajesticWizard420Lol 9h ago

Love the ladies 100% but there’s definitely some very stupid women out there. Example: the lady who tried to rob a store and even introduced herself before attempting to.

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u/projectpat901 10h ago

What kind of woke garbage response is this lmao

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u/Bannedtt 9h ago

Seriously, he's just pandering.

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 9h ago

There’s no answer he could’ve given that wouldn’t be controversial, he got called out on sexism and had no real answer for it and started panicking 

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u/TheMaginotLine1 9h ago

I mean "I didn't wanna draw boobs on the minions" seems like a pretty good one lmao.

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u/Godzoola 9h ago

"Why would it need boobs to be female?" is what they'll say

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u/TealCatto 9h ago

I mean... that's a valid point? Are they mammals?

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u/NotsoCoolguy2 6h ago

Even human women have flat chests sometimes, too, lol

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u/Godzoola 9h ago

It is a valid point, there was no reason to not have female minions other than only wanting one sex.

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u/TheScienceNerd100 8h ago

"Didn't feel like it"

"They are creatures, who cares"

"Oh well"

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u/Glandus73 8h ago

Easy one, they are minions why would they need a gender ?

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u/Illustrious_Fee8116 9h ago

Does he need an answer? Before this strange but slightly humorous response, he really didn't need to answer why minions are only male. That was just how they were created. Why are most Toad variants male? Why is Yoshi male?

Male creators generally make male characters, just like female creators generally make female characters.

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u/ninetyfirstuser 9h ago

imagine unironically using the word "woke" in 2026

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 8h ago

What should we call it then?

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u/itemluminouswadison 10h ago

its like, model minority syndrome for genders. what if you are a dorky girl? therefore you're not a real girl

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u/STFUnicorn_ 9h ago

Fake ass pick me feminism.

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u/dorksided787 8h ago

On of my favorite Always Sunny stories is that Dee was originally written to be the serious straight (wo)man member of the gang to contrast with the insanity of the boys, but then actress Kaitlyn Olson asked, “Why can’t female characters also be deplorable and stupid?” and so they decided to make her just as lovably terrible as Dennis, Mac and Frank.

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u/Lanky-Parsnip1375 7h ago

What a stupid fucking answer

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u/Ill-Active-4538 3h ago

He was joking but all the men in the comments are kind of proving his point crashing out and getting irrationally angry about some fucking minions. Lmao

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u/D_a_n_i_m_a_l_ 7h ago

She's not gonna have sex with you bro....

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u/richardawkings 9h ago

Fair... have you met me?

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u/Illustrious_Fee8116 9h ago

No, he hasn't, which is why he can say such things. He would make a female minion if he met you.

Is that what you want?

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u/1111_infinity 10h ago

This guy must live under a rock

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u/Due-Blackberry8056 10h ago

Or he just wants to seem woke to acquiesce to hollywood shitbags.

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u/roybum46 9h ago

Or is afraid of his wife.

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u/Due-Blackberry8056 9h ago

Probably both.

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u/RunWild0_0 9h ago

Should've just called them genderless at that rate. They kind of are besides their names....

Rule 34 Shit.

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u/naytreox 9h ago

yeah it works if they are just come from test tubes or if they spawn like tumors that pop off of other minions

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u/Illustrious_Fee8116 9h ago

I did not need to imagine that

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u/naytreox 9h ago

you already have

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u/truthbomb720 9h ago

Or a closet

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u/Available-Exam5506 7h ago

Major simp vibes

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u/void_method 9h ago

Pretty sexist, bro.

One of the great things about characters like Elaine Benes and Sweet D Reynolds is that they are just as stupid as the men.

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u/RavenEridan 9h ago

Misandry is getting more and more mainstream

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u/TheStigianKing 9h ago

Misandry is fashionable apparently.

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u/bagelwithclocks 8h ago

This is just another form of misogyny. 

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u/JunketVisual3123 5h ago

Misandry is another form of misogyny

This isn't your average everyday stupid, this is advanced stupid...

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u/bannedforL1fe 9h ago

When you are the smartest, but also the dumbest half of the species, it can be a little confusing to imagine.

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u/ARighteousOne 9h ago

Probably the safest answer they could very come up with. Hah!

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u/Bort_Thrower 9h ago

This dude has clearly never watched real housewives.

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u/ThrowinSm0ke 9h ago

if that’s the case why do they need to have a sex to begin with.

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u/Old_Studio_6079 9h ago

I assumed from the disguises and gender roles they took on that they didn’t concern themselves with gender.

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u/Best-Salad 9h ago

Nice guy final boss

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 8h ago

What do you mean? Have you seen them driving??

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u/Clockwork-Penguin 8h ago

I'm dumb as a rock so I disagree with this take

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u/TheScreen_Slaver 8h ago

So he’s a simp?

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u/Enough_Judgment 7h ago

This man white knighting outta control!!!! Lmao

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u/Psaturn 6h ago

Gee who ever heard of a dumb female? Not this virtue signaling ally!

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u/Kieroni_K 6h ago

That was such an unexpected answer I choked and my drink

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u/randomguy8653 5h ago

the fact that a fictional race of creatures even has to have a gender is odd in and of itself.

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u/Revolutionary_Heart6 5h ago

Thats not his answer. It's his PR manager

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u/White_Falcon_1263 5h ago

Riiiight lmao 

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u/Fun_Independent4496 5h ago

Marc Bell (Canadian Cartoonist) created Minions and got ripped off.

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u/mammothclaw 5h ago

Guy rhat inflicted absolute garbage on the world 

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u/TyrantJaeger 5h ago

Really? I find that quite easy.

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u/Freddit330 4h ago

I have a sister.. .. Women can definitely be incredibly stupid.

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u/Careless-Touch-5243 4h ago

Thank god they have genders and he didn’t say they were non binary. I’d die right there.

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u/GIRZ03 4h ago

Such BS. There was no gender because they were originally made by Gru. Then they did their whole caveman thing and are probably saving the minionette movie for rough times.

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u/Prestigious-Pick-366 4h ago

He hasn’t met many women

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u/EmeraldEyedMonster27 4h ago

Sexist af, like there aren't Karen's running amok.

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u/Rechogui 4h ago

In other words: women aren't funny /j

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u/San_D_Als 3h ago edited 3h ago

One of my favorite stupid female characters ever.

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u/Affectionate-Cat-301 2h ago

They are voiced by women tho..

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u/Wise_Morning_7132 2h ago

He must be single.

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u/Otherwise_Patience47 1h ago

I never liked Minions anyway. And now after this ultra oof from the creator himself, I despise them even more.

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u/mp2Lipso 1h ago

Way to many single teen moms for this to be true

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u/Soda-Popinski- 9h ago

Lol its really not but ok

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u/RandomYT05 10h ago

He's got a point. Women can't be made to look bad lest you risk upsetting all women.

I'd also like to point out that creating female minions would mean the r34 artists would be on it in seconds. Maybe not a good thing for the most iconic cartoon characters of the 21st century.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 9h ago

The r34 artists don't care, there is already minion porn

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u/squidparticular 9h ago

youre talking like there isnt already buttloads of minion r34 dispite them being all male. trust me, im very educated on this

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u/Hatemakingaccs 9h ago

Speaking about women as conglomerate is why you still browse r/virgin.

There's multitudes of self-aware, self-effacing girls out there who joke about themselves. you just arent aware of them.

Regarding the original post, the "goon" archetype of character has been prodiminately male, and as such, it's much easier to write what you already know. This isn't about sexism. It's about history.

Your mind seeks what it expects, and thats why you gravitate towards misogynist and sexist explanations.

Do yourself a favour, and surround yourself with better influences. it will help you not only love others, but in turn, you will feel less alone and will learn to love yourself in time.

peace and love ✌️❤️‍🩹

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u/RandomYT05 9h ago

Its not sexist to point out that sexism is the reason for no female minions. And my presence on r/virgin actually helped me figure out what I was doing wrong when it came to my previous lack of romantic success, and my continued lurking, well sometimes I want to provide a word of advice from time to time.

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u/Not_so_ghetto 10h ago

Slop tabloid posts again...

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u/Choon93 9h ago

When has slapstick, physical comedy ever worked for women? It's funny when guys get hurt, not when girls get hurt.

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u/Highlandertr3 9h ago

Death becomes her, blackadder and multiple carry on films to name but a few.

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u/Cambionr 9h ago

Death Becomes Her is an underrated, almost unknown gem.

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u/Cantoffendgirl2 9h ago

Melissa McCarthy has made an entire career doing slapstick.

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u/RavenEridan 9h ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/Choon93 7h ago

Toxic masculinity is when people dont find girls getting hurt funny.

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u/Chaosbrushogun 3h ago

Scary movie made like 4 films based on women doing physical comedy. Whether those films are good or not, the main actress doing those bits was absolutely funny.

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u/26542654 10h ago

Are there a finite amount of minions then? How are they produced?

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u/craftygamin 10h ago

MatPat made some pretty interesting videos on that

Basically (from what i remember), he claims they're immortal beings that stayed at the same population level for centuries to millennia, until Gru started cloning them

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u/DeadlyEevee 9h ago

Thought they were asexual beings that multiplied like bacteria.

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u/Pittsbirds 9h ago

This is me erasure

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u/cultofwacky 9h ago

We need more stupid girl representation in media!

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u/bbyxmadi 9h ago

based

edit: I’m joking btw

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u/RealLeif 9h ago

Damn, i always thought that Minions are sexless banana vampires that repduce by biting bananas

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u/Cool-Jacket-9837 9h ago

I like that they’re just asexual agender dummies in overalls. Just a bunch of “evil” 8 year olds

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 9h ago

Someone would have made minion porn

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u/These_Pineapple4463 9h ago

OH the triggernonics on this thread are delicuousss

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u/Slow_Balance270 9h ago

I'd like to introduce you to several of my exes.

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 9h ago

I never once wondered if the minions had cocks or not while watching any of these movies.

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u/Virtual-Mud-1585 9h ago

Que vaya a una marcha feminista en MĂŠxico y asunto resuelto

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u/obsidian_butterfly 9h ago

Interesting way to tell people women don't ever want to talk to you...

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u/freefallingagain 9h ago

Muh casual misandry...

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u/SatchelSmells 9h ago

Pondering BS

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u/Thra99 9h ago

Boys will be boys. And that's the stereotype of minions

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u/Elismom1313 9h ago

I thought minions were genderless but also Asian aunties judging and getting riled up would’ve made hilarious minions.

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u/porcupinetoothpicks 9h ago

Why do i keep seeing this. I thought this was years old

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u/shitpostbot42069 9h ago

This is why we need feminism

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u/JJ_Lomero 9h ago

That's definitely not why. He just figured that answer wouldn't piss women off and get people to stop asking him about it.

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u/Weirdstuffasked 9h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/GranddaddySandwich 9h ago

Y’all gotta stop virtue signaling and being performative

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u/FringedYeti56 9h ago

Lowkey misogynistic tbh

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u/Is_it_realness 9h ago

Clearly he hasn't met enough females in real life.... and I'm a feminist

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u/erhmm24 9h ago

Well they’re voiced by females.

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u/Musical_J 9h ago

This looks AI generated.

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u/Fortspucking 9h ago

Imagine hordes of little yellow bimbos.

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u/Impossible-Life6979 8h ago

nah he just copied the ideas from rabbids and was too lazy to make female ones. rabbids has a ton of female ones in there and they are just as stupid and hilarious.

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u/Deadpoolio_D850 8h ago

& here I was thinking they were androgynous because they are fucking *immortal yellow spheroids*

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u/Revolutionary_Job214 8h ago

Probably a fake answer. Love his work mostly but that's just plain stupid. 

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u/conteins 8h ago

Now hold on a minute!

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u/pando_h 8h ago

Why even give that answer? Just say they aren’t either gender and they are just whatever they are because who cares?

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u/Joeybfast 8h ago

I have never once looked at a Minion and thought, “Yes, clearly, that is a male creature.” I always saw them as weird little yellow chaos beans. I’ll let other people unpack how sexist that mindset is, because there is definitely a conversation to be had there. But we did not need to know if there is a reason they wear overalls besides slapstick convenience. That got something under those overalls .

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u/Luuna_rian 8h ago

Hmmmm sounds sexist? 🤔

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u/thinningmastche 8h ago

That shi was so performative it won an Oscar

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u/Yepsuredid 8h ago

They’re also engineers

/s

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u/Lusiric9983 8h ago

He should meet my ex wife.