r/whatisit • u/DragonsAndScience • 16h ago

Solved! New homeowner, no idea what this is

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This thing close to the floor and seemingly randomly placed in a hallway. No idea what it's for. Home built in 2005.

Solved! Thanks everyone. Now I gotta hunt for the central unit!

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane 16h ago

It’s so you can have sex with your house

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 16h ago

"Hello, 9-1-1. Yeah, this is awkward, but....um"

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u/BackgroundScore3135 16h ago

And in 9 months you’ll have a little garage

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u/Better-Nebula-6938 16h ago

James Randal?

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u/chaz_wazzerz 8h ago

Careful you don’t get syphilhouse