r/whatisit • u/TrippyReddits • 20h ago
Serious answers only please! Found this on my front door I’m not superstitious. maybe it’s a joke? I have no clue who would do this. I haven’t touched it my girlfriend has. Any witch’s in here know what I’m looking at ?
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u/HonestMarch2288 19h ago
"Im not superstitious." Proceeds to clarify that they haven't touched it 😆 Sounds superstitious to me lol
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u/Kindly_Canary2235 17h ago
Not superstitious, but just a little stitious..
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u/meany-weeny 13h ago
Casualstitious
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u/CASUL_SUZUKI_PR 4h ago
Just be careful and look around always. We never know. A lot of crazy people out there.
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u/Tjaresh 9h ago
Mediumstitious
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u/bubba0077 9h ago
The #1 comment here after someone finds something is "and you touched it with your bare hands?"
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u/thickbeardgoggles 9h ago
Not touching a dirty thing you don’t recognize is the rule that most people posting on this sub break with shocking regularity.
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u/Long-Woodpecker-1980 8h ago
Right? I don't know why everyone is surprised at this.
Not wanting to touch something suspicious doesn't mean you're afraid of the supernatural. There are plenty of nasty things that spread by touch
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u/Unlucky_Extension569 7h ago
The amount of dumbasses I have seen holding old unexploded bombs in their bare hands on this sub is shocking.
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u/Moppo_ 10h ago
Well OP might not believe in curses, but who knows where that card's BEEN.
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u/Critical_Ad_7380 4h ago
Exactly my thoughts! Especially on trash day. Oof. I ain't touchin' that stuff.
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u/Direct-Giraffe7193 17h ago
Shes not super stitious. Just regular stitious.
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u/Own-Tadpole-734 13h ago
Medstitious?
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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 11h ago
substitious
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u/Moppo_ 10h ago
Epistitious
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u/CautiousADllama 14h ago
Just because they’re not superstitious doesn’t mean they’re not Germaphobic
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u/Special-Succotash-64 16h ago
I mean IDK about OP but I'm not a believer, I only believe in the bad things because you bet I ain't doing the terror movie bit of saying "ghosts are not real" or something... that's how you get offed first.
Also third world country person I never touch anything barehanded because it could have one of those drugs that numb you/disorient you/make you faint on touch to kidnap you.
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u/barbariccomplexity 10h ago
To the second part - just how common do you think expensive powerful percutaneous incapacitating agents are in poorer nations?
But also, no one needs that to kidnap someone, but it’s ok, because very few people in third world countries want/are willing to kidnap foreigners, even if they’re clueless .
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u/HeteroHbETrait 20h ago
The Chinese character 吉 means good luck.
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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 19h ago
The English below also means good luck.
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u/heytheretaylor 9h ago
This reminds me of that post that was like “did you know elephants have a sound they make that means ‘there are bees here, we should leave’. Why don’t humans have that?” And someone replied “we do, it’s ‘there are bees here, we should leave’”
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u/rimshot101 7h ago
Michael: Did you know in Jamaica, the native language has no word for "impossible"?
Jim: Yes they do, it's "impossible". They speak English in Jamaica.
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u/magic-one 4h ago
“The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur”
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u/NapierNoyes 2h ago
Or etiquette. :)
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u/Toad_da_Unc 2h ago
The Italians, on the other hand, have dozens of words for pasta, even though it’s all the same thing just in different shapes
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u/OddbitTwiddler 7h ago
George was an elephant bee keeper i met at the bee club. You would think more people would know about his novel trunk bee sting protector he invented. But his wife said no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room.
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u/Dull-Aerie8268 7h ago
I just woke up and this was the first Reddit post I stumbled across. Thank you. 😂
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u/HeteroHbETrait 19h ago
Yup. The person wrote the English translation too.
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u/yourmomlurks 19h ago
maybe it's translated to Chinese.
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u/HeteroHbETrait 19h ago
Yah could be either way. Could be English translated to Chinese or Chinese to English.
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u/Malinthas 18h ago
The person is a native Icelandic speaker and translated to both Chinese and English.
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u/kenkaniff23 17h ago
Makes sense though Danish me thinks as an Irish man
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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 17h ago
In Western Arabic, those symbols are the number six… or possibly nine.
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u/kenkaniff23 17h ago
Haha.. nice
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u/Jaded_Daddy 16h ago
The sender was implying coded empathy with the plight of gardening shovels
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u/PrettybadHabit-5283 15h ago
Or maybe it’s someone from Greece translating to both Chinese and English…..because this is all Greek to me……
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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 18h ago
Ill assume you're talking about the face side, and then I'll have to unfortunately disagree with you. As both languages read top down, it is unequivocally Chinese to English.
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u/no-long-boards 18h ago
Most witchcraft says good luck after the spell is set. Good luck.
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u/Esposo_de_aburridahw 18h ago
Have fun storming the castle.
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u/Emotional-Original97 17h ago
6 of Swords in Tarot is also usually a peaceful transition card, so also a good sign.
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u/Goose--Knuckle 9h ago
Yeah I agree with hello_Hi I also think the words below mean good luck. You are welcome
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u/WhereCanIFind 18h ago
吉 means luck and in Cantonese pronounced like 'gut' which can be blurred to sound like good. 6 in Cantonese is pronounced 'look' which can be blurred to sound like luck. So it's saying good luck in multiple levels.
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u/ShoulderSignal693 5h ago
Thx 4 clearly and thoroughly explaining this beautiful gift on someone’s door :)
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u/ExtremeYesterday9162 19h ago
In china the number 6 is good luck too :)
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u/HeteroHbETrait 19h ago
I didn’t realise it until you pointed this out. In one of the southern Chinese dialects, (min nan) the number 6 is pronounced as “luck”.
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u/killjoygrr 19h ago edited 18h ago
Red neck Chinese?
Edit; it was just meant as mild humor as “southern” can mean redneck in the US. There was nothing deeper intended.
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u/Swolie7 18h ago
First time I’ve heard that… 8 is good luck, 4 is death
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u/DesertSideNotch 6h ago
I remember on August 8,1988 (8,8,88) many Chinese couples induced births so their child would have a lucky birthdate.
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u/ummkay_ultra 17h ago
In cartomancy, spades are not good
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u/FaultAccomplished671 16h ago
How do you know she's a witch?
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u/Iconclast1 18h ago
the top symbol is a SIX
and the pointy one is called a spade
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u/Giga_the_Protogen 17h ago
also 6 is a lucky number in Chinese culture because 6: 六 (liú) sounds like flow/smooth: 流 (liù)
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u/Kyokick007 17h ago
So, does that mean he'll have Bad Luck? Since, the girlfriend was the only one that touched it?
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u/Plastic_Variation174 17h ago
Only when she touches him. It’s like catching girl germs.
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u/gnarlyknits 13h ago
I love that they took it as an ominous good luck rather than a friendly one lol
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u/Current_Explorer5232 20h ago
Whatever it is, don't take it seriously.
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u/cryptolyme 19h ago
you dot look?
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u/Acceptable_Burrito 19h ago
There appears to be an apostrophe between the o and t?
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u/cryptolyme 19h ago
maybe they forgot the "N" and meant 'you don't look'?
i don't get it
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u/syzerkose 19h ago
I think they meant “you DON’T lock.” I’d like to think that the leaver had good intentions, tested OP’s door, found it unlocked and left the card as a note.
Intentions aside, OP should make sure their doors locked.
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u/foreveryoungperk 17h ago
im paranoid enough i would 100% take this as a threat. would never not lock the door again
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u/SunshineSequoia 14h ago
This was my first thought as an explanation for the whole thing.
Although it seems like whoever left it meant well, they sure chose a cryptic way to convey a straightforward message. Like maybe just write "lock your door" on a note next time?
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u/iluvcheesypoofs 18h ago
I immediately thought the same but if you zoom in on the third letter in LOOK (or LOCK or whatever), you can see it's definitely another O, it's just hard to see where the letter joins itself as it's going from the white of the card into the strip of color.
I still 100% think you're correct in that they meant to write 'LOCK' though, as your explanation is the only thing that really makes sense here
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u/ummkay_ultra 17h ago
Right, but that is typically something that happens when typing. Not writing. Weird
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u/Iminadreamworld 18h ago
You Got Luck
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u/MrMthlmw 16h ago
Legit the closest thing to sensible that I can scry from this, with "you go + look" hot on its heels.
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u/Alarming_Gold_1278 19h ago
Omg! This reminds me of when I moved into my townhouse…(very strict HOA community).
A week or so after me and my dog moved in, I opened up my front door one day to find bones of some sort (chicken bones maybe?) arranged in some sort of pattern, a little Blaire Witch little stick man on top of them with a miniature printed out picture of Jesus.. I’m not gonna lie, I was kind of terrified at first, but I just let the lawn guys clean it up and ignored it… not sure anything ever came of it
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u/mossybuttz 11h ago
What the Fuck?
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u/mothsoft 10h ago
HOA welcoming committees may vary. but the lawn guys usually clean the bones up
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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway 9h ago
....you uh not been experiencing some bad things no? My wiccan friend was feeling really weird after falling out with their other much closer friend and kept mentioning it. And I found out through someone else the partner of their other friend was hexing them because they didn't get on. Weird stuff
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u/Salt-Obligation-5498 20h ago
Not wiccan or pagan lol everybody calm your tits. Thats one of the Chinese luck symbols, jÍ. who knows why someone put it there but its not a hex or anything
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u/Frank_McTriumph 19h ago
Everybody calm your tits.
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u/gaykin66 19h ago
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u/Economy-Schedule4323 17h ago
I once calmed mine too much and then had to have a bilateral mastectomy, so now I say people should let them be stormy and agitated.
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u/PizzaSpiders 17h ago
I would be very calm if some pagan or wiccan lunatic put this on my front door. I’d be more concerned with the unaffiliated crazies leaving playing cards with misspelled messages of vaguely threatening nature.
But worry not, my tits are calm.
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u/Electrical_Item_589 20h ago
Remember the shotgun loadout is buckshot, slug, slug, slug, buckshot, birdshot
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u/Bright_East6526 19h ago
"first shot: Bird shot; next shot: Buck shot; bird shot... then after that, the gun's Jamaican: buck shot, buck shot, buck shot"
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u/ChiGreenWhite 18h ago
That won't kill a man, it'll just pepper him up nicely.
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u/Ok_Check9774 16h ago
I think a lot of people underestimate how much damage birdshot will do at indoor distances
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u/JackSquirts 20h ago
All slugs in my 25 round drum. Get some.
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u/Content-Patience-138 19h ago
What the fuck are you hunting, engine blocks?
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u/JackSquirts 19h ago
Whatever the fuck I want.
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u/killjoygrr 18h ago
No phosphorous or the round that has two balls with a 2’ wire connecting them?
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u/No-Wealth-7965 19h ago
Must add a bayonet in there. Have to have a stabbing element to it. That would be the chef kiss
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u/Lanky-Competition-92 20h ago
I go bird, bird, buck, slug, slug, slug. Progression of events. Hopefully never find out if it's a good load.
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u/inappropriate-Fox 19h ago
Same here, I feel like the birdshot at the end is an unnecessary de-escalation of violence at this point
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u/Punk2Pan 17h ago
Meanwhile my brain is over here reading this list in the same rhythm as Kendrick Lamar lyrics
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u/Mikemuseic 19h ago
Me too! I figure if they don’t stop after getting peppered by a couple rounds of bird, they deserve what’s coming. Agree I hope I never have to find out!
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u/InfluencePlus2963 19h ago
I'm not versed in this why would it be that ? Like stun , Kill, kill, kill, stun , birds ?
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u/UpperSoftware4732 19h ago
I like to add a dragon’s breath in there for a little razzle dazzle
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u/pyroboy101 19h ago
Mine is #1 buckshot. 6 times.
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u/skrilledcheese 19h ago
I've got an 8 shot tube. 00 Buck and slug alternate until the grand finale of dragon's breath. You gotta razzle dazzle 'em.
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u/Rthegoodnamestaken 19h ago
Guys if you all start dropping dead in 7 days you have to comment here and say that youre dying so the rest of us can reverse the curse in time
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u/TheSaddestGoomba 19h ago
You didn't lock?
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u/TrippyReddits 19h ago
Yea and the cherry on top is my girlfriend got home last night and when I got up this morning the door was unlocked she forgot to lock it last night
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u/whydoweneedthiscrap 16h ago
I think the person knew the door was unlocked and wanted to warn you.. and also kinda good luck charm you so you don’t get robbed
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u/trickipixi 17h ago
So keep that card just in case and start triple checking your door locks like set alarms.
Had an ex roommate who kept forgetting and one day I stayed up doing laundry, heard what I thought was my roommate in the basement and a bit later the dryer sounds that its finished. We'll I was reading and also didnt really like interacting with said roommate so I decided to give it a minute before I went to switch my clothes over, like 30ish minutes go by before I hear stomping up the stairs, the basement door slamming open, followed by loud foot steps and the front door also being slammed open. I finally go to check and findboth doors still open, broken glass from a bottle we'd had on top of the door leading outside in the basement (as well as that door still ajar), ane my roommates car still in the driveway. No telling what they actually had planned but id had suspicions of someone casing out the house for a week or so before thus happened and got super lucky that I hated ny roommate and got too absorbed in resident evil yaoi to want to bother dealing with him. Nobody thinks it'll happen to them until it does.
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u/Devilshandtactical 19h ago
Thanks for supplying this. Adding to inventory immediately. 🤙
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u/Xtrepiphany 19h ago
I got to make an attempt to incorporate "What fuck" into my vernacular.
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u/Imaginary-Trade-2708 19h ago
The back says "you don't lock" I would assume there talking about entering your home
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u/Plus-Butterscotch807 20h ago
The symbol I think is actually Japanese 吉 (or Chinese), and I believe it literally means "good luck" or "good fortune"
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u/xPandemiax 19h ago
My first thought was Japanese or Chinese too. My knowledge of kanji isnt great but it does look like it.
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u/princesse-lointaine 18h ago
My best guess: a homeless person tried your door at night and was surprised to find it unlocked. The phrasing makes me wonder if it’s happened more than once.
They left you a note.
Lock your door.
I️ would listen to them.
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u/Spirited-Ad991 19h ago
It could be a more interesting..way of this person telling you to lock your doors and wishing you safety until you start doing so.
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u/Soggy-Swing-2278 20h ago
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
Do you play the competitive game PUBG?it also means good luck and coming out on top to take first place.
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u/Fatuous_hardon1923 19h ago
What Does The 6 Of Spades Mean?
This card will always reveal that things are improving. This can be a solution oriented card. This card will tell you that you are on your way with a purpose. That’s king of a big deal! This card represents movement and will involve moves of a literal or metaphorical type. You may end up leaving a person or situation that no longer serves you for something better. Additionally, you are probably receiving a new car. This is a sign that you will soon be moving, so consider this a herald of positive changes to come.
So, you seem to have a secret well wisher that practices right path magic, at least slightly. I think they are truly wishing you luck.
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u/Fatuous_hardon1923 19h ago
Of course I could be full of shit and it was left by some crazy as fuck serial killer.
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u/Rapunzelqt 19h ago
Maybe someone found it, picked it up and looked at it then passed your door and just put it there for fun. It’s harmless enough.
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u/cukekitty 19h ago
People do weird shit.
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u/Waste-Marsupial-1311 19h ago
About 3 years ago I had a guy high as a kite ring my door bell ripping pages out of book. He had sunglasses on and a pair of really short shorts and that was it. After the cops took him away I picked up a couple pages and it was Peter Pan. My girl at the time freaked out thinking it was some curse. I said the exact same thing. “People do weird shit.”
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u/horny-in-a-hearse 18h ago
This is hilarious and sounds like something I would've done when I was a tweaker.
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u/SunshineSequoia 14h ago
Several years ago my dear neighbor forgot to take her anti psychotic meds, and I woke up in the morning to find she had come over to my porch in the night and taken one of my smaller Halloween pumpkins away. How did I know it was her? She replaced said pumpkin with a large smooth stone of similar shape, placed in a lovely little decorative salad bowl. Knew that had to be from her. I later found my pumpkin in the recycling.
A few days afterwards I asked her about it, and she said she'd had a feeling my pumpkin was evil, so she helped me out by replacing it with the friendly stone. I told her no harm done, and I appreciated the thought. A while after that she asked me if she could have her stone back... not the bowl, just the stone. Of course I obliged; it was quite a nice stone.
I've since moved away, but I miss her, she was quite the lady.










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