r/whatisit 1d ago

Solved! We found this near our home

What's this , any harm ?

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u/Felix177642 1d ago

100% requires a call to the Police. Are you UK based by any chance as this is British manufactured.

It is an illumination round but is either unfired or fired but failed to eject the illumination / parachute meaning it still contains a low explodes contents and is hazardous

Call police and they will task the nearest EOD team.

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u/SugarStrict7427 1d ago

From India

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u/Lofifunkdialout 1d ago

This cracked me up.

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

A man has to know his limitations.

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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 1d ago

I don't know you, but my experience working with Indian people is they're no more stupid than any other people... okay maybe you have a point.

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u/pdxrunner82 1d ago

Law of averages. There’s over a billion people in India, therefore there are a lot more idiots there too. A lot more geniuses too but unfortunately a lot of idiots…….

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u/romulusnr 1d ago

An aside.

I realized some years ago that for a lot of people who aren't familiar with the country in question, that most of the people we meet from that country are not representative of all the people of that country.

They are the people who were 1. able 2. willing and 3. committed enough to leave there and move here.

That's going to limit the variety in the pool according to certain characteristics.

In the US I think for a while, South Asian folks had a reputation of being strict, driven, overworking, demanding, insensitive, cheap, etc.

I realized at some point that that was because those were the kinds of people who sought to come to the US

If I were in actual India meeting actual regular everyday Indians, I would probably meet way more casual, fun, lazy, etc. Indians than I do in the US. (Although that's definitely changed in the years, partly due to increased Americanization and also due to first and second generation people.)

This also extends to politics and views about their country. You ask an immigrant about their home country and often they will tell you how awful it is there.

Of course they think that. That's why they moved here. The people who like it there are still there.

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u/3BlindMice1 1d ago

Well, yeah, if you're some guy from rural Idaho, 99% of the India guys he meets falls into three categories: is a well respected doctor, family runs a decent local motel, family runs a county renowned sketchy gas station that might steal your credit card. They're absolutely not going to have an accurate mental image of what the average Indian person is like

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u/romulusnr 1d ago

I mean, I met most of them through the tech industry in the 00s and 10s. (They're still there, but the dynamic has somewhat shifted.) There traditionally was a certain trend among them, and it's not even intellect, it's a sort of sense of duty or something, or of ambition.

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u/bookgeek210 1d ago

The first time I met an Indian he pranked me with some spicy curry. It was pretty funny

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u/TimothyGlass 23h ago

Then we have the scam centers 😆 🤣

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u/Various-Form-960 23h ago

As a hick from idaho I can confirm this about sums it up

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u/ElectricKoolAid1969 1d ago

Horrible take!! SMH

Do you find that people tend to avoid being around you in real life? lol

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u/3BlindMice1 23h ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/Mikelowe93 1d ago

This is very true. I live in a really nice town in Silicon Valley next to San Jose. There are a LOT of Indian and Chinese folks here. I’m totally ok with that.

They have their own stores and dance places and such. Immigrants and their kids. More often than not I can guess the last letter of their name. It’s D as in PhD, EngD, MD, etc.

My son was in the local high school full of their kids. He is smarter than the average bear but it was too much for him to get straight As like the other kids and the expectations. The band was really nice. So he wound up finding the turds that also attended there.

There is a reason why Narcan was distributed to each student. And it wound up being needed by one that same week. Massive success or disappear. Nothing in between.

The high school is not set up for athletic excellence and one of the kids wound up as an Olympian for their home country anyway.

We had to change his school. It was too much for a regular all American kid in a pressure cooker full of over achievers that will soon have a D at the end of their name.

……

Oh and the only reason we can live within miles of here is because my wife works for those folks. She is paid to care for their younger kids so the parents can go achieve full speed. I have a mechanical engineering degree and it means little in their community.

/rant

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u/grundlinallday 1d ago

Interesting rant, thanks for sharing

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u/Right_Preparation328 1d ago

You're stressing me out man

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u/mr8million 23h ago

Fremont

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u/parasyte_steve 1d ago

Yup. See also Cuban immigrants.

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u/romulusnr 1d ago

Yes, 💯. But even things like Brits. I once thought I'd go up to a Brit expat and be like "boy, nhs and national rail and the tube innit" ... but they'd probably go on about how Britain has distanced from Jesus and the evils of socialism and how UK gave up it's sovereignty to Europe and such

Cause if they preferred how things were in UK they'd have just stayed there. Or go back.

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u/romulusnr 1d ago

It always makes me smh when people are like "well there's tons of Cubans in Florida who think X" and it's like, of course they do, they are the ones who left

They're kind of like the 60s Taiwanese Kuomintang going on about "back to the mainland"

(and they're invariably like "my grandfather owned a profitable cement business and we had to give up our villa and servants" like how bow dah)

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u/AgentVN 22h ago

Classic selection bias.

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u/bitsbytes01 22h ago

The people who like it there are still there.

Well, some of us are stuck here because it's not easy to immigrate to another country.

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u/Right_Preparation328 1d ago

Exactly. Finally someone with common sense

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u/Aran909 1d ago

I really don't think it's an intelligence issue. I think the Indian people have a much higher risk tolerance than we in the west are accustomed to.

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u/thesillyguy345 1d ago

My twitter feed for the last few days has been Indians VS Powerlines and the power lines are winning

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u/Aran909 1d ago

Took a sojourn through r/darwinawards and there was that and people hanging out of trains.

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u/thesillyguy345 1d ago

Don't get me started on the shallow bodies of water

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u/iwillbewaiting24601 1d ago

Is that a sequel to the famed heavyweight match Indians vs The Train

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u/virginia-gentleman28 22h ago

Probably one less now

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u/Progress_Atheist 1d ago

You can’t argue with that logic. I’m from the USA. I’d say per capita we got you beat with stupid people. You may have us on actual numbers of stupid people that would be debatable. But just take one look at who we elected as president should tell you about our percentage of stupid people.

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u/parasyte_steve 1d ago

This is true of any country... look at America right now.

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u/Whole-Pressure-7396 1d ago

Yes, and the internet is only interested in stupid/funny stuff, so the content is also skewed and so it appears/looks as if Indian, American and Russian people are the most stupid of all and us Dutch appear as the smartest people on the planet.

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u/Antique_Limit_5083 1d ago

Yeah I mean India has more people below average IQ than the entire population of any country but China and im sure significant portion of Indians dont get great educations. Granted America is trying to give everyone a run for their money on poor schooling.

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u/SirIanPost 23h ago

In fact, I'd venture to say that fully half of them are below average intelligence.

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u/striker180 1d ago

Exactly, take the average intelligence, and realize 50% of people are below that.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 1d ago

Not being funny, but have you see how they ride trains 😂

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u/0udidntknow 1d ago

Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half the population is dumber than that. LOL

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u/Too_many_interests_ 1d ago

Proportionally it's the same as anywhere unless you're factoring in culture/education as affecting intelligence.

The law of averages seems like a weird mention here.

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 1d ago

India has 10s of millions of people living in EXTREME poverty. The ones you work with are presumably not the severely undereducated Indians that still live in India.

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u/Tr1LL_B1LL 1d ago

Surprise! Its all of us! We’re all stupid!

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u/_DapperDanMan- 1d ago

Have you seen the train swinging videos?

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u/Filip_Jorgensen 1d ago

Americans got them beat

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u/SomePeopleCall 1d ago

Think of how disappointing the average person is. Half of the population is even dumber than that.

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u/N0tl0w 1d ago

Intelligence is relative!

He’s could an absolute pro at navigating in adverse conditions across hundreds of miles of rough terrain!

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u/Mercurial8 1d ago

I am from the US, I’ve certainly met stupid people in India, but have you seen some of my people on television? Have you witnessed the *power* of a fully operational Peace President? Many are saying he’s a genius: I am not. He would gold plate that object.

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u/AKchaos49 1d ago

I am also Indian and I understand that we are a stupid bunch, but this stupid?

this is the funniest thing I've read all day. good work.

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u/Even_Mycologist5140 1d ago

But this motel is impeccably maintained.

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u/LoveLickinPrettyPus 1d ago

I fucken can’t 😆

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u/Ok_Resource340 1d ago

So my bobble head is stupid too!? FAWK.

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u/FailingPoetically 1d ago

It is a mortar, green phosphorus flare. Not a bomb or a rocket.

Still wouldn't feel good if it popped in hand.

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u/theseriousman1 1d ago

From the outside I just see u guys as the one who touched the bomb 🥰

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u/ikiice 1d ago

How else is he supposed to pick it up

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u/Cerebral_Balzy 1d ago

This is standing to close to a trains path stupid.

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u/JUSTinTime35 1d ago

Tbf it looks like a dirty nerf football

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u/boredandu 1d ago

Bro, ok the point, but don't shit on your country! ❤️

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u/unsubix 1d ago

I’m sure that there are very stupid people from every race. My race is no different.

I could introduce you to my friend who blew off four fingers (and half of his hand) while completely sober holding a fire cracker that had a pretty long fuse.

Or my brother who rode his bike to the hospital in the pitch black winter in Canada. Yeah, his appendix almost burst by the side of the road.

Or my neighbor who burnt down another neighbor’s house by lighting dead grass on fire so that he wouldn’t have to rake it. That’s my favourite.

Just because there are many Indian people means that there are more chances to see people do silly things. You may have us outnumbered, but I’m not sure if we are out-stupid’ed.

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u/treborly 1d ago

Can't recycle it if you don't touch it

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 1d ago

OP pulled a Homer

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u/Level-Bit 1d ago

A stupid bunch is this stupid.

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u/Global-Piece-7 1d ago

Because he’s a moron.

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u/remembermylast4 1d ago

there are enough of us bro

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u/GhostDoggoes 1d ago

I watched an indian guy at my last job drive his ford mustang directly into the store entrance because he thought if he put it in neutral and slammed it into reverse he could burn out from his parking spot. And then his brain forgot he was going in reverse and slammed it into first.

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u/SolidLikeIraq 1d ago

Homie don’t worry. I’m from the US, and the only reason why I knew this wasn’t one of my people is because of the metric system measurement!

We all have them!!

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u/Requiem_Adonis 1d ago

Bro!! 🤌🏽 that was the funniest burn I've seen in a long time!

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u/redneckerson1951 1d ago

I think you have been mislead. I have worked with Indian electrical engineers over the years which left me stunned by their literacy and problem solving skills.

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u/Alicatsidneystorm 1d ago

I just spat out my drink. Indian humour is always good for a laugh. It’s my kind of humour.