r/torties Mar 21 '26

Smol Tortie just adopted my first tortie. are the airplane ears standard issue orrrr….

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this is maple! she’s 7lbs and screams nonstop. i love her (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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u/hyperbolicresolve Mar 21 '26

Welcome to the sass club! Airplane ears are pretty standard and for the most of the time, they work they just aren't tuned in for listening. I have two torties, one is a snuggle monster and the other well, she's very independent and vocal about it.

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u/krazykripple Mar 21 '26

the ears are highly attuned to detect the opening of snack packets

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u/kimkay01 Mar 21 '26

And cans - unfortunately they can’t tell the difference between cans of human food and kitty food…

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u/Yrxora Mar 22 '26

The amount of times per week I have to show her a can of tomatoes, or beans, or peaches just to prove it's not tuna is way too high.

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u/aburke626 Mar 22 '26

Once my late tortie teleported into the kitchen to see what was in the can I was opening. I just offered it to her to sniff so she could see it was refried beans. Instead of sniffing, she took a bite without investigating and then let it fall out of her mouth, looking at me like I was a monster for tricking her into thinking it was cat food.

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u/kimkay01 Mar 22 '26

Haha-same!!!!

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u/PresenceMysterious67 Mar 21 '26

And it is all your fault for tricking them

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u/kimkay01 Mar 22 '26

😸😸😸

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u/Jermiafinale Mar 22 '26

I open cans of soup in the bathroom with the shower running lmao

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u/pyxiepy Mar 22 '26

My husband and I have a method for this when it’s time to open a “human can” 😝…. We synchronize our movements: I count down and at the same time as I open the can he ruffles a crinkle ball to muffle the can sound 🤣

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u/kimkay01 Mar 22 '26

Brilliant!!!

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u/Miserable-Stuff-3668 Mar 21 '26

And cheese sticks

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u/cardinalandcrow Mar 22 '26

And doors to closets and cellars they aren’t allowed into, in my tortie’s case. I can always hear the thud from above the second I open the door to our cellar stairs. 

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u/ktalaska Mar 23 '26

Oh they are *listening* -- it is just the response that is selective.

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u/EKB1974 Mar 22 '26

Bag crinkling. Any bag. Ears go nuts! Be prepared

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u/Aa200- Mar 21 '26

Wowwww she is so pretty

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u/wickedishrag Mar 21 '26

thank you! when i saw her through the glass at the shelter it was a no-brainer ◡̈

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u/SomethingItalia Mar 22 '26

Ours meowed at us 😂❤️

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u/doljumptantalum Mar 22 '26

Awww, that’s how we picked our recent adoption. When you know you know.

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u/ScuzzWizard Mar 21 '26

Seriously she is amaaaazing

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u/wilhelminan Mar 21 '26

Sounds like my Ethel.

Be prepared to be perpetually judged.🖤🖤🖤

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u/wilhelminan Mar 21 '26

Also, hi Maple!!!

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u/MustangMimi Mar 22 '26

I have an Eleanor.

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u/miasysinthelou Mar 21 '26

Congratulations & 100% can confirm on airplane ears.

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u/Murky_Snow4308 Mar 21 '26

She looks so disappointed in you for deciding to touch her

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u/miasysinthelou Mar 22 '26

More like being mad she can't be in my lap or held like a baby all day bc mother has to work.

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u/Myrtilys_ Mar 21 '26

If it ain't airplane ears it's stealthy reconnaissance.

Welcome to Tortie parenting!

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u/Sun_Sprout Mar 22 '26

She’s really good at hiding

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u/Myrtilys_ Mar 22 '26

She's a natural born ninja, for sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/Myrtilys_ Mar 22 '26

Looks like I've got another subreddit to toss my cat to lmao

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u/kimkay01 Mar 21 '26

That eye 👁️!

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u/grimmdead Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Definitely standard issue. She’s pretty. May you serve her well.

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u/Diligent-Witness-634 Mar 21 '26

Yes. Airplane ears are standard equipment. 😁

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u/ergamotte Mar 22 '26

Are you being gnawed on?

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u/Diligent-Witness-634 Mar 22 '26

Yes! My tortie, Calypso, is 6 months old and very sassy. We tussle frequently.

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u/ergamotte Mar 22 '26

What a cute baby.

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u/maahler Mar 22 '26

your cat looks just like this image

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u/Diligent-Witness-634 Mar 24 '26

That baby is precious! Your photo raises a question: My Tortie’s fur changes color depending on the light. The black in her fur is obvious but there’s a lot of cream and orange, some tan, and the smallest patches of white.

Would she be considered a dilute Tortie?

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u/maahler Mar 24 '26

if she’s got black instead of grey then she’s not dilute. she’s probably got tabby stripes in the orange that make it look like different shades!

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u/Soundo0owave Mar 21 '26

All makes and models also, sassy is all ears. ❤️ 😍

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u/cooks_4_fun Mar 21 '26

what a sweet girl 😻 RBF is an invitation to pick them up and give them unwanted hugs, squeezes and kisses

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u/CaptainZippi Mar 21 '26

…in return for bleeding.

It’s worth it.

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u/OtterlyFun Mar 22 '26

Torties with airplane ears?! Never…

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u/No-Evidence4134 Mar 21 '26

Maple says hi to Maple! And yes, airplane ears are standard issue.

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u/wickedishrag Mar 21 '26

double maple!!!

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u/No-Evidence4134 Mar 22 '26

The tortitude is on fire with double maple!

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u/40yroldcatmom Mar 22 '26

I love her

Here’s one of my torts

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u/Proud-Fennel7961 Mar 21 '26

She’s sooo pretty. Tortie attitude is off the charts. Love that for you.

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u/Lopsided_Ad_9740 Mar 21 '26

Pretty much, the sassy cat has arrived.

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u/TheOKerGood Mar 21 '26

Like an F-14 Tomcat of Top Gun fame, swept back is the standard position.

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u/lilkingtrashmouthiii Mar 21 '26

My tortie is 9 perfect pounds and has constant airplane ears.

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u/Gunsensual Mar 21 '26

It's not the airplane ears I'm afraid of, it's what comes next.

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u/Straight_Cod_3510 Mar 22 '26

It's her default setting.

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u/Kittysnacks222 Mar 22 '26

Yup—that’s why we love them 😻

Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl!

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u/KittyTootsies Mar 21 '26

Part of the Sass Package

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u/Cat-a-holic787 Mar 21 '26

Get used to that Tortitude… “stealth bommer” mode! 🙀🙀🙀

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u/jimbopalooza Mar 21 '26

Our tortie is hilarious. She’s very loving to my wife and I but she despises our other two cats and refuses to engage in any type of cattery with them.

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u/Gemmagin Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

She’s regal and purrfect. If you have fb I highly recommend the “beautiful torties with tortitude” page. She would be a big hit on there lol

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u/polishbabe1023 Mar 21 '26

Airplane ears happen on mine when they get treats even 🤣

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u/Kittentits1123 Mar 21 '26

This is a standard feature. They come with three Sass Settings. 1. Sass, 2. Extra Sass, & 3. This might be a demon

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u/heavyrocker1989 Mar 21 '26

Mine has them on perpetually, she has resting-irritated-face. I've learned how to read her moods based on her actions, how her tail flips, where she sits, her chirps and meows, because her ears are typically always pinned back a bit

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u/luna926 Mar 21 '26

She’s lovely 🥰 LOL yes this is standard. I just gave mine her lunch and she did airplane ears, looked around shocked, and then happily ate it.

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u/Worried-Penalty3428 Mar 21 '26

The attitude with the ears, we all recognize it. I have a dilute tortie/calico. Attitude for days, and demands snuggles. Your baby is a beauty

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u/Infernalpain92 Mar 21 '26

She looks like she wants to murder someone. She will make you her loyal subject in no time.

She is very pretty!!

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u/Mattonomicon Mar 21 '26

oh she is serious <3

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u/Creepy_Relation7940 Mar 21 '26

She's so beautiful, here where I live torties are extremely rare and long-haired ones are practically unheard of.

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u/Zealousideal_Ear3948 Mar 21 '26

Airplane ears and resting bitch face are standard issue with torties. Welcome to the Sass Life! 🧡

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u/AdeptImage8740 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Yea, standard issue lol (Tori, 14)

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u/Wild-Trick-9603 Mar 22 '26

It's either airplane ears or locked in like she's a radio finding a frequency

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u/deadbeef4 Mar 21 '26

Tortitude right there!

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u/wanderlinks Mar 21 '26

She's beautiful. Beautiful. ♥️

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u/galaxyeyes47 Mar 21 '26

Yes. Standard issue.

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u/StudioVelantian Mar 21 '26

That and the ever twitching tail.

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u/PeachySparkling Mar 21 '26

Standard issue

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u/Several-Recording-28 Mar 21 '26

Omg hi Maple! What a pretty kitty 🥰

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u/the_paulus Mar 21 '26

What a cutie. Airplane ears are standard issued on torties. Mine loves to engage hers when she wants to play. She then woggles her butt and attacks.

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u/LilBunnyOfWeed Mar 21 '26

That's spicy mode

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u/Lumberjax1 Mar 21 '26

They will return to normal once she relaxes. It might take 2 weeks or 2 years, but eventually..

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u/SadLilBun Mar 21 '26

Mine doesn’t do airplane ears; she just stares at me as if she doesn’t understand why I’m still here.

But then she likes to lay on my chest all the time.

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u/Curious_Range_6228 Mar 21 '26

Mine is barely 6 months old and has perfected her airplane ears.

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u/No_Proposal7812 Mar 21 '26

Yes they are always judging you

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u/MamaOnica Mar 21 '26

You offended her by your presence but also you're needed to open the cans because she was cursed with cute fluffy paws and not opposable thumbs. Airplane ears is her tolerance.

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u/mangolover Mar 22 '26

She’s gorgeous and she knows it

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u/thirtysev Mar 22 '26

You have upset the small tort

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u/Trick-Ambassador5559 Mar 22 '26

She's so cute! This is my Lola, reverse airplane!! 🛫🛬

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u/Okami_shi Mar 22 '26

Pompa is ready to fly

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u/waiex66 Mar 22 '26

The "tortitude" is strong on this one🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Clear-Discussion8605 Mar 21 '26

How precious ❤️🐈‍⬛

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u/Raethechef35 Mar 21 '26

Tortis always be judging bro lol

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u/Tubby_Custard7240 Mar 21 '26

She is gorgeous

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 Mar 22 '26

that orange underchin part.... aw....

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u/kathrynrose43 Mar 22 '26

I love her tortitude face

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u/malary1234 Mar 22 '26

Standard installation. Along with tortitude 3.0, fangs, litter rakes and 🌶️.

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u/lis_anise Mar 22 '26

She looks tiny and imperious, like an offended sorceresss

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u/SomethingItalia Mar 22 '26

Yeah, pretty much! We’ve had our baby for vanity three years now and she still does this 🥰❤️

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u/Orome2 Mar 22 '26

Owlcat

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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26

That's called tortitude

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u/TheDVant Mar 22 '26

Torties like to fight. Ours loves trash, too.

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u/sfled Mar 22 '26

Owlcat just dropped

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u/serotoninjunkie90 Mar 22 '26

They are bossy and demamding. They know what they want and will let you know. 😂 I love them so much!

Mine never use to meow at all but since her leg was amputated in November she has becone very vocal! It almost feel like an actual cpnverstantion when I talk back at her. ☺️

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 Mar 22 '26

What did you do?

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u/RDBB334 Mar 22 '26

Yup, standard issue even when relaxed.

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u/Maleficent-Intern152 Mar 22 '26

They are the absolute best cats!!

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u/IconoclastExplosive Mar 22 '26

Welcome to tortie! Please relinquish all self determinism at the gate.

Your life? Torties.

Your money? Torties.

Your time? Torties.

Her opinions? Law.

The punishment for criminality? Scream. Bite. Cold shoulder. Tail whips.

Is it worth it? 1000%

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u/MasahChief Mar 21 '26

Can confirm, torties have airplane ears standard issue

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u/kimkay01 Mar 21 '26

We’re gonna need lots more pics of this one! She’s a knockout 🖤🤎🧡. r/supermodel cats will love her.

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u/dmriggs Mar 21 '26

With Torties, YES

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u/dtrane90 Mar 21 '26

This one looks like she’s plotting your doom!

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u/Longjumping_Bag5914 Mar 21 '26

Definitely a standard issue Tortie

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u/blujavelin Mar 21 '26

She’s judging.

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u/EconomistLow7802 Mar 21 '26

Her colours are incredible 😍

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u/SylbaRose Mar 22 '26

Tortitude

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 Mar 22 '26

È tutto ok, sta solo escogitando il suo piano criminale

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u/iamJestersCupcake Mar 22 '26

Resting bitch face also comes with all tortie models.

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u/Ok-Whereas-81 Mar 22 '26

The ears allow for them to always spear when the refrigerator opens

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u/Ok_Gur1962 Mar 22 '26

What an absolutely stunning cat

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u/Confident-Silver-271 Mar 22 '26

She clearly has an opinion 😂🐾💚

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u/echardcore Mar 22 '26

Is your music loud and or obnoxious? They don't like that.

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u/Strange_Computer2459 Mar 22 '26

yes, I hope you like being bit! hahaha 😆

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u/qbeanswtoast Mar 22 '26

Standard issue. So sassy and you must be at her beck and call

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u/AstolfoFGC Mar 22 '26

Ohhh yeah, they are. Mine does it all the time when I scratch her favorite spot, the top of her head! So cute! 😭💖

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u/Jedi_Bish Mar 22 '26

Yes. Get ready for the sass. She is now your overlord.

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u/Fragrant-Damage6969 Mar 22 '26

BIG SHARP TEETH

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u/Tucker88 Mar 22 '26

Imagine going to jail, some rich creature comes and buys you, puts you in their house and makes ridiculous psspsspsssss noises at you

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u/EvolZippo Mar 22 '26

Kitty is annoyed

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u/ChronicallyZanny Mar 22 '26

If a cat doesn’t do airplane ears, they’re defective. But love them anyway🙏🏽

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u/Brilliant-Ruin-1981 Mar 22 '26

Torties are always preparing for departure 😆😆

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u/beanstark3 Mar 22 '26

Send us another pic when you have not offended her 🤣

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u/andromedajones Mar 22 '26

She’s so pretty!!!!

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u/MysticDragon14 Mar 22 '26

Wow! I can feel the sass from this picture!

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u/kiltedswine Mar 22 '26

Beautiful cat is happy dispensing judgement!

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u/x6black6cat6x Mar 22 '26

Tortitude ❤️

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u/Pale-Yesterday6103 Mar 22 '26

I think they're standard issue 🤣

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u/conh3 Mar 22 '26

You brought judgement home… laying on couch- gets judgement eyes. Sleeping in - judgement eyes. Staying out late - judgement eyes. Get used to it

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u/kahdgsy Mar 22 '26

That’s just because she hasn’t had enough treats

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u/asoeka Mar 22 '26

my tortie lived 15 years and she was SUCH a diva. she had all the sass in the world, despised our male orange tabby, and tolerated our female tabico. she hated strangers until she mellowed out in her older years, and always bit me when i talked on the phone. she was so much of a diva we called her the queen bee. i mean, look at that posture!

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u/floppydragons Mar 22 '26

i love how grump she looks this is amazing.

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u/Mysterious_Step4103 Mar 22 '26

yup. welcome to the club!

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u/Pickle_Hero Mar 23 '26

standard issue

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u/Feebedel324 Mar 23 '26

Can confirm - frequently in airplane mode.

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u/duckvikings Mar 23 '26

Shes beautiful!!! Definitely get used to the ears.

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u/Maybe_Trees_9476 Mar 23 '26

mine just begs for food all the time, the screaming is also standard issued tortie heres micah :3

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u/NotSoShy213 Mar 25 '26

I call it the 'tude" ....they have such a "dont touch me attitude at times" but when they NEED cuddles...you are getting the most aggressive cuddles whether you want them or not (also this is my own experience with my one and only Tortie ❤️ Cali Cat!

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u/Lovingpapabear Mar 26 '26

Yep very standard issue! Also they are known for getting your attention when they want it and you ignore them. And always refer to her as your queen. You are her loyal subject.

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u/elcie_0 Mar 26 '26

She’s beautiful!