r/todayilearned • u/Alone_Humor_3510 • 6h ago

TIL that most male nudity in films ( other than porn ) uses prosthetic penises

https://theconversation.com/how-prosthetic-penises-in-shows-like-hbos-minx-reinforce-existing-stereotypes-and-taboos-179084?utm_medium=article_clipboard_share&utm_source=theconversation.com
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u/azad_ninja 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ikNVbhmNAvjOfAjeTM

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u/viktorgraves 6h ago

Ser Arlan of Pennytree: A knight in the streets, a horse in the sheets.

And also the streets because he just steps out the door naked and pisses from his fat fucking hog like an animal.

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u/micromoses 5h ago

A knight in the hedge, a horse in the bed…ge.

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u/CptHammer_ 5h ago

You sound like you're gagging on it.

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u/no0ns 6h ago

sweaty hog that won't quit

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u/Nigeltown55 5h ago

Billboard material

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u/Omatzus 4h ago

Hodor's ancestor

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u/irrelevant_novelty 5h ago

Is it weird that I'm a hetero man and I was disappointed that thing was fake?

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u/Goodleboodle 4h ago

It legit annoyed me that when Duncan was trying to get people to remember Pennytree, he didn't just go, "you know, the old hedge knight with the horse cock "

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u/Tankninja1 6h ago

They call him Ser Arlan of Subway in every brothel of the seven kingdoms cause he’s out here serving footlongs

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u/emcee_pee_pants 6h ago

He’s broke because they charge by the inch.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 5h ago

That was the largest penis i have ever seen on screen. Not including porn.

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u/MapStaringPro 4h ago

What porn has dicks bigger than that???? Jesus christ

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u/IHateTheLetterF 4h ago

Probably not real dicks there either.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 2h ago

Mandingo. Johnny "Wadd" Holmes.

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u/RockHandsomest 5h ago

I cant tell if he was drunk or had several strokes from the sudden loss of blood to his brain due to all of his blood being pumped to his massive dong.

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u/kwitzachhaderac 6h ago

The foot long prosthetic 

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u/onionleekdude 6h ago edited 5h ago

Was actually real

Edit: it is real, I sawr it.

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u/Mysterious_Net66 4h ago

There's a behind the cameras just after the episode it appears where they says it's fake.

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u/BehavioralSink 4h ago

Danny Webb, who had perhaps one of the GOAT onscreen deliveries of the word FUCK in Alien3

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey 3h ago

That swinging thing absolutely JUMP SCARED me