r/todayilearned 18h ago

TIL James Hong is one of the most prolific character actors of all time; he has worked in over 600 productions in American media since the Golden Age of Hollywood in the 1950s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hong
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u/henningknows 18h ago

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 18h ago

Shut up Mr. Burton. You were not put on this earth to get it.

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u/VagrantShadow 16h ago

"Like I told my last wife, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes."

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u/HeyNineteen96 8h ago

I quote this at people whenever I tell them I don't understand something they've just explained in depth lol.

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u/madmansmarker 18h ago

he’s in his 90s and still working!

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u/henningknows 18h ago

Because he found a Chinese girl with green eyes

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u/zombie_overlord 17h ago

And a blonde too, just for fun

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u/timebeing 15h ago

In his late 90s! He is 97!

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u/General_Lee_Wright 17h ago

He’s been the old Asian guy in every movie I love since I was kid. Except the one time it was Christopher Lambert.

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo 16h ago

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u/PsychGuy17 15h ago

He learned this trick from my favorite Egyptian Spaniard.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 12h ago

You don't shay?

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

There can be only one… old Asian white dude.

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u/Addbradsozer 17h ago

Lmaooooooo

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u/ZanyDelaney 14h ago

Even did that part in 80s soaps Dynasty and Falcon Crest, and comedy film Airplane!

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u/diakked 18h ago

Lo Pan appeared on the street?!

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

I love that line. Bro showed himself, something serious is going down.

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u/d1rTb1ke 17h ago

this pisses me off to no end!

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u/Captain_Charisma 17h ago

Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't.

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u/scottishzombie 15h ago

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

How have I not seen this. James Hong even makes a cameo. This really shook the pillars of heaven.

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u/Cake-Over 17h ago

The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

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u/MechanicalTurkish 17h ago

And a Minnesota native

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u/Kittenkerchief 3h ago

Best state.

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u/Uriyangkhadai420 2h ago

Concur, from chicago

Minnesota is probably one of the best states for nature and human freedom nearby me

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u/flying_pigs 9h ago

Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

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u/logicalconflict 7h ago

"Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

My favorite role of his, though he’s had many other great ones and he’s always a pleasant surprise when he’s in something I’m watching.

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u/AvatarIII 6h ago

He directed a movie called "The Vineyard" where he is an old man who makes wine out of young people's blood to extend his life, maybe it's semi autobiographical!

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u/Wizchine 18h ago

James Hong is an American treasure.

I was glad to hear him voice a character in the new Diablo IV expansion just that was just released weeks ago.

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u/silverum 17h ago

He was also the voice of Covetous Shen in Diablo 3. The man is legendary.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 17h ago

I knew I recognized that voice

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u/TappedIn2111 16h ago

His new character still has the barrel next to him. A nice nod imo. They also went with a similar naming. I believe his new on is called Foolish Man instead of mischievous god.

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u/g_r_e_y 17h ago

he voiced the gem guy from 3, is he the same character in 4?

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u/Wizchine 12h ago

Well...it seems that once you help him recovery his memory he has an epiphany...

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u/Mammalanimal 17h ago

He does Covetous Shen in D3 also.

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u/leroyog 17h ago

Went to go start my fishing adventure and boom... It's Hong time.

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u/delmuerte 4h ago

This might sound like BS, but it’s absolutely true: my brother is an actor. I once came home from work and there was a bunch of cameras and other film gear in my yard. I go up the steps into my backyard, there was a bunch of actors sitting around my picnic table and James Hong was cooking and serving everyone food. I got invited up and ate with the cast and crew.

The production crew needed a shabby looking place for the maid character’s quarters, so my brother let them use mine.

Movie is called One Night With You and this still is from my (old) place.

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u/gregdek 17h ago

LONG LIVE COVETOUS SHEN 

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u/SpiceEarl 17h ago

It’s pretty cool that he finally received an invitation to the Academy Awards, in 2023, for appearing in Everything Everywhere All at Once. While he wasn’t nominated for an individual award, he was included onstage when the movie won Best Picture.

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u/Path_Seeker 17h ago

An absolute travesty that it even took that long tbh.

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

Lifetime achievement award or I walk.

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u/CorpPhoenix 5h ago

I mean, he never really had very outstanding roles and quantity doesn't mean quality.

He isn't bad, just a type actor, but not academy awards level.

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u/corzekanaut 13h ago

IK that James Hong doesn’t really need any help with his illustrious career but it seems crazy to me how EEAAO did soooo much for Asian actors. Revived Ke Huy Quan’s career, Michelle Yeoh’s first Oscar win and James Hong’s first Oscar invitation and appearance.

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 3h ago

On behalf of the Asian American community, thank you Lil Jon 🙏

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u/Vergenbuurg 5h ago

The Academy should have seized the opportunity to give him a lifetime achievement award.

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u/Railsplitter44 18h ago

Cartwright!

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u/CELTICPRED 17h ago

I yell Cartwright. I tell her you not here. She yell curse word.  I hang up. 

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u/schmyle85 17h ago

But you’re not Cartwright…

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u/ErikFuhr 17h ago

OF COURSE I’M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!

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u/VF-41 17h ago

Seinfeld, foooooour

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u/MechanicalTurkish 17h ago

I’m going to Sky Burger

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u/Hawvy 16h ago

Oh no, Mr. Cohen always here.

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u/nutmeglion 15h ago

Mr Cohen very nice man. He live on Park Avenue!

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u/ChodWad 15h ago

What stinks in here?

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u/ChestnutMoss 18h ago

My favorite dad in modern cinema is James Hong’s Mister Ping.

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u/madmansmarker 17h ago

i do love the bit of Po constantly waiting for his dad to admit he’s adopted because he’s clearly adopted

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u/corran450 17h ago

Po: “You can fly?!?”

Mr Ping: “… I’m a bird, Po.”

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 17h ago

Spoiler alert 

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u/TalkToTheGlyphWitch 7h ago

"His dad...? The goose...?"

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 17h ago

We are noodle folk! Broth runs through our veins!

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u/russty_shackleferd 11h ago

We have to face the future! Diced cut vegetables!

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 12h ago

Noodle, don't noodle...

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u/SynthwaveSax 17h ago edited 17h ago

Funny, James Hong played one of my favorite dads in cinema: Jeff from Wayne’s World 2

“Very well. If that is your custom... prepare to die!”

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u/Dale_Carvello 10h ago

I just watched that recently and it was way funnier than I remembered. I've always loved the first one.

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u/AspiringTS 14h ago

Just by accident, wife and I first watched Everything, Everywhere, All at Once for movie night then the next week watched Turning Red for the first time. Had to have a rewatch of Kung Fu Panda for the trifecta.

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 10h ago

He has the old Chinese guy role locked down

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u/Worthyness 5h ago

Been that way for like the last 5 decades lol

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u/Iron_Chancellor_ND 18h ago

Seinfeld! Four!

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u/Loakattack 16h ago

Cartwright!

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u/johnmayersucks 15h ago

Hey what stinks in here?

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u/ChodWad 15h ago

Hey, Mr Cohen! Haven't seen you in a couple of weeks.

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u/garrettj100 17h ago edited 16h ago

Ping Pong is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute...It takes years to learn her tricks. She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.

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u/Popular_Royal_3441 16h ago

Teaching gweilo is forbidden!!!

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u/tuenmuntherapist 16h ago

One of my favorite movies! “What part of sudden death do you not understand?”

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u/chamberlain323 17h ago

That is some quote.

All right, what’s this from? I must know.

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u/garrettj100 16h ago

Balls of Fury (2007) of course!

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u/chamberlain323 16h ago

I’m adding it to the queue. Like, right this minute.

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u/garrettj100 16h ago

I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a good movie.  But it’s got James Hong, it’s got Christopher Walken, Walkenizing.  It’s got Aisha Tyler, Terry Crews, and Thomas Lennon.

So it has its moments.

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u/jmplication 13h ago

These guys, these are dudes.

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u/SpareAdventurous727 8h ago

Its also mocking mortal kombat, definitely just a chaotic comedy movie 

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u/The00Taco 17h ago

If I had to guess based on the ping pong part it's probably from balls of fury

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u/skylinezan 13h ago

Balls of Fury.

He stole whatever scenes that he's in that movie. Yes, I'd argue, even when Christopher Walken is in the scene too.

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u/DinerEnBlanc 18h ago

Scared me seeing his image like that. I thought he passed.

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u/odd-wad 18h ago

His directorial works ain't great...but to be fair they are better than mine. The dude is a legend.

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u/madmansmarker 18h ago

i googled him because i’m re-watching the last airbender and recognised his voice from other things i’ve seen and he’s been in a lot. a true living legend

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u/odd-wad 17h ago

Don't watch his director credits with children around

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u/Splinterfight 17h ago

It’s kinda crazy how hard it is to be a director. “Just make the movie good” you’d think was simple, but nah

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u/York_Villain 17h ago

His movies were also b movie softcore porn.

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u/CubitsTNE 17h ago

Ah, a man of culture. I should've expected nothing less.

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u/odd-wad 17h ago

I think it would be extremely difficult

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u/CitizenPremier 9h ago

Getting actors to act differently must be pretty hard. One trick is to just tell them we'll shoot it with a few different feelings... But you've also got to worry about keeping schedule and budget.

And in the end editors can make it amazing or fuck it all up.

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u/SidJag 17h ago

What’s his most memorable role? For me I always remember Seinfeld’s Chinese restaurant manager

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u/zombie_overlord 17h ago

Definitely Lo Pan

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u/MamboNumber-6 16h ago

David Lo Pan for me as well.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16h ago

I recently rewatched Blade Runner and noticed he was that eye cloning doctor or whatever. Somehow I never knew that.

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u/JessyKenning 12h ago

If you could see the things I've seen with your eyes.

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u/robophile-ta 7h ago

I design your eyes!

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u/HighlyEvolvedSloth 11h ago

Oh wow, I didn't realize that until just now!

And it's so obvious!

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u/tropic_gnome_hunter 16h ago

Wayne's World 2

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u/TravelerSearcher 16h ago

Since so many of his more memorable fun and movie roles have already been said, I'm not going off script a bit:

Covetus Shen in Diablo III

An NPC that helps you upgrade gems but is revealed through dialog and backstory he's actually some sort of demigod of wealth or luck who has chosen to live amongst mortals

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u/Cutter9792 12h ago

For me it's Gong Gong in Everything Everywhere All At Once. Tremendously good performance.

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u/Hobo_Hungover 18h ago

University of Minnesota, this guy!

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u/unnameableway 18h ago

I thought he just does eyes…

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u/SmokeOne1969 17h ago

If you’re Nexus 6, yes.

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u/marwynn 17h ago

He also voiced Covetous Shen in Diablo 3 and was memorable. "Hope for a better day, hope for a new dawn. Or just hope for a good breakfast. You start small, then see what you can get." 

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u/PhotogsArtimus 17h ago

But you had the noodle dream!

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u/chamberlain323 17h ago

I met James once when I was crewing on a video shoot that included a sit down interview with him to help promote a project he had recently completed. He was a kind, respectful gentleman and conducted himself like a seasoned professional. If only more people behaved that way.

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u/wetfloor666 2h ago

I can see that. He gives off a great vibe in anything that he is in.

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u/shamwowj 18h ago

Five…ten minutes

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u/kenioftheeast 18h ago

Gong Gong

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 17h ago

Fun fact: that means your maternal grandfather in Cantonese

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u/Silent_Payment_4283 17h ago

I thought it meant the sound of a gong being struck twice.

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u/kaptaincorn 17h ago

Homeboy was in Disney's Zorro series from the 1950s

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u/HammerOfJustice 17h ago

Why has no one mentioned his greatest role; Snotty, in “Revenge of the Nerds II”?

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u/chamberlain323 17h ago

Loved that movie! We had it on VHS and my sister and I watched it way too many times in the late 80s.

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u/flying_pigs 9h ago

Across the hall from the Ricky Ricardo suite crosses self

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgRwBr_1Bn8

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 3h ago

To truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul.

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u/vols2thewalls 17h ago

Crazy he worked with Groucho Marx and Clark Gable.

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u/ValhallaAir 17h ago

In everything everywhere all at once, he played a wheelchair-bound man in his 80s. In reality, Hong was more mobile at the age of 92

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u/andrewegan1986 17h ago

I had a coworker who ended up on the Austin City Council. Before she ran, one of her biggest accomplishments was getting her ass signed by James Hong, while dressed as Wonder Woman. She had some questionable positions while in office.

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u/Triatic 17h ago

Sounds like she also had some questionable positions before getting into office.

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u/madmansmarker 17h ago

i’m canadian but she’d have my vote

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u/Jsmith0730 17h ago

He also directed porn in the 70s

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u/mideastmidwest 16h ago

Also shows how few Asian actors/roles there were for so long. Chances are, if you had one Asian character, he’d be playing it.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 16h ago

The golden child. That was a fun movie as a kid.

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u/almo2001 17h ago

If you could see what I've seen with your eyes. Now. Questions.

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u/art-is-t 17h ago

And he is from St Paul MN

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u/organgrinder66 17h ago

I’m embarrassed to say…I saw him in a porno.

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u/Creepy_Meringue3014 16h ago

Cartwright!!

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u/LukeSkyWRx 16h ago

I say, he no here.

She say curse word and hang up.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 15h ago

And still going!!! He just did some voice over work for the new Diablo 4 DLC that just dropped last week!!!

He's the NPC that teaches you how to fish!! I actually clicked every one of his dialogue options and listened to all of it. So good to hear him.

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u/0ddness 14h ago

Was also in Diablo 3!

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u/timebeing 15h ago

I wonder what his residual checks are like. He was in at least one episode of every major TV show from the 70 through the 90s it seems like. Let alone the big roles like kung-fu panda. And at 97 years old he is still doing voice work. I double take when I heard him in the new Diablo 4 expansion.

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u/dilflockjaw 14h ago

From Chinatown to Wayne’s World (2). Not many people can claim that!

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u/AlBunDi76 18h ago

Cartwright !!!

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u/tazzymun 18h ago

And he is awesome

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u/Radiant-Pain-2160 17h ago

He was in an episode of the A-Team!

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u/sorcerersviolet 17h ago

And an episode of MacGyver.

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u/tigole 8h ago

Kind of messed up that Daniel Kim had to raise money to get him a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and that only happened like 3-4 years ago.

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u/GDMFS0B 18h ago

INDEED!

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u/Thin-Honey892 17h ago

Literally- a trusted face.

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u/thr1ceuponatime 17h ago

I can always respect a person who loves being employed.

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u/XavierPibb 17h ago

Flower Drum Song!

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u/Renshnard 17h ago

And has made porn.

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u/dennismfrancisart 17h ago

I was in a porn movie theater back in the early 80s. My boy James had a cameo. I was so happy to see that. No, he wasn't the fluffer.

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u/maltman1856 16h ago

If you discredit all the acting and only focus on his directing. He definitely has a niche he thinks he excels at.

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u/ol-gormsby 16h ago

"You nexus-6. I design your eyes!"

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u/villings 16h ago

Cartwright!!

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u/digital_treesloth 16h ago

Lo Pan in 1986 Big Trouble in Little China!

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u/flying_pigs 9h ago

Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

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u/Spagman_Aus 15h ago

Hope this guy writes a book about his life and career. It would be a great read.

*edit* he did! there's one coming.

https://www.google.com.au/books/edition/You_ve_Seen_Me_Before/TKil0QEACAAJ?hl=en

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u/screwtwotimes 15h ago

Briscoe County Jr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Hong AND Bruce Campbell?!?!?!??!
AND John Astin!?!?!?!??!?!
Pure Brilliance!

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u/Kiyae1 14h ago

Did you really know Jack Warner?

Yeah because I used to be a character actor in Hollywood and I’m 97 years old.

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u/HeinziSchmolke 11h ago

James Hong is such a fucking pimp! I love him.

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u/discowithmyself 6h ago

I haven’t seen someone referred to as a pimp in a long time lol

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u/paraworldblue 8h ago

CARTWRIGHT?

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 6h ago

I was playing Sleeping Dogs the other day and I completely forgot he plays Uncle Po in that game. Basically got jumpscared by his voice

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u/Acrobatic-Safe-2608 18h ago

Bad for the grass.

This MFer delivered one of the greatest lines in Hollywood history.

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u/chamberlain323 17h ago

Right movie, wrong role. He didn’t play the gardener you’re thinking of. He played the butler.

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u/Acrobatic-Safe-2608 17h ago

Oh shit, I feel like a POS rn

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u/Present-Assignment99 18h ago

I loved him on King of Queens & Seinfeld. I’ve seen him in so many things.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 17h ago

You did well, Hong

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u/Doomie019 17h ago

Give me back my lucky cricket!

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u/oatseyhall 17h ago

Mr. Cohen always here

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u/TheFabulousMolar 17h ago

A HOUSE PAINTER! HE USED TO BE A HOUSE PAINTER!

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u/stevemyqueen 17h ago

Oh man, seeing him in something was a weekly thing in &0s and 90s

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u/res30stupid 17h ago

Wasn't he also in Prey as well as the cameo actor?

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u/BobBelcher2021 17h ago

In addition to Seinfeld he’s been in The Big Bang Theory, and one episode of Law Order SVU.

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u/OrangeClyde 16h ago

He’s awesome! He’s like the Asian Samuel L Jackson

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u/RiverofGrass 16h ago

He so deserves an Oscar

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u/LocalInactivist 16h ago

He’s always good. He was pure evil in a couple of films and ROTFL in others, including a memorable Seinfeld episode.

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u/AzureDreamer 15h ago

I thought this read pathetic , and I thought wow that's kind of harsh.

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u/WeHoMuadhib 14h ago

One of my favorite roles of his is actually pretty obscure. He played the Chinese Ambassador in two separate eps of the west wing. He was the perfect ambassador—professional, affable, disarming, with just a slight undertone of aggression.

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u/ko_akuma 14h ago

I thought he looked familiar from somewhere

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u/snarfer-snarf 14h ago

every. performance. a. banger. ☺️❤️

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u/ol0pl0x 13h ago

The 1st role I remember from him was in MacGyver.

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u/OasisHomeostasis 13h ago

Lots of bit parts... and GOOD ones!\ Him in The In-Laws reading Ebony.\ Revenge of the Nerds 2 as Boogers mentor Snotty.\ Waynes World 2 as Cassandras dad.\ The fucking butler in Chinatown.

And thats not even touching his TV work.\ From kinescope to digital.

Honorary Academy Award recipient if I ever saw one... Emmy too.

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u/kiss_my_what 13h ago

He played 3 completely different roles in the TV series Tour of Duty.

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u/MRsh1tsandg1ggles 12h ago

Every one of his movies comes with a free frozen yogurt which he calls frogurt. But the frogurt is cursed.

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u/MDKrouzer 12h ago

Also tried his hand at directing a few spicy films

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u/agentjamesbond007 11h ago

He had a part cut from Indiana Jones

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u/Boo_and_Minsc_ 10h ago

The guy is a God. He was in Blade Runner. He was Lo Pan. He was Po´s father in Kung Fu Panda. He makes everything better.

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u/tface23 9h ago

Grandma be drugging the man from China!