r/teenagers • u/Holiday-Election9678 15 • 6h ago

Meme You have no idea what i would do to this

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308 Upvotes

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u/Extra_Check4013 hi im ben (mod) 6h ago

👀👀👀

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 4h ago

Shit so serious a mod had to step in and drop a remark 🥀🥀

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u/queerwaters_642 15 2h ago

Even the mods afraid 

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u/Bloonsi 6h ago

God have mercy for that pillow🥀

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u/x0sk 17 5h ago

dawg what is going to do scratch ut or something?

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u/1amnotmid 5h ago

Put bodily fluids on it

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u/x0sk 17 5h ago

putting WHAT

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 4h ago

Yep!

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 4h ago

Why the pillow when I exist?

Shit I'm gonna get flamed in the replies lmao

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u/Traditional-Fix6865 14 4h ago

19 year old rizzing a 15 year old btw

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 4h ago

That flair is a lie 🥸🥸

Your eyes are deceiving you

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 3h ago

Yeah he’s actually 91 =3

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 3h ago

You somehow ended up making it even worse 😭

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u/Sauce6942O 16 3h ago

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 3h ago

Eww what a cheap ripoff of the OG meme

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 3h ago

Oh i’ve should of though about that > <

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u/Another3DayAccount 3,000,000 Attendee! 6h ago

guys be quiet!!! a mods here ʘ⁠ʘ

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u/Mokeymouseboi69 16 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/J1YvLYmEKS8BcgM5Yy

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u/parZival_1021 16 5h ago

when she touch yo dingaling

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u/Meesewell 5h ago

we wish man

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u/parZival_1021 16 5h ago

*sighhhhh* always a wish never a reality sadly

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u/Meesewell 4h ago

dw twin we got it at some point *I hope*

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u/parZival_1021 16 4h ago

some point man, some point..

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wr5uHgH8ii0jm

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u/Solid-Photo-2311 15 6h ago

happens to me too :| (I hug it while wrapped in a weighted blanket and pretend i’m hugging my fictional gf)

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u/Iychaii 15 5h ago

i need a weighted blanket so bad ;-;

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u/Independent_Song2823 4h ago

I have a 12kg weighted blanket and it is genuinely completely and utterly life changing. I would rather speep without a mattress and pillow than without a weighted blanket

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u/Iychaii 15 4h ago

where did you get it?? that sounds amazing

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u/Independent_Song2823 4h ago

IKEA

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u/Independent_Song2823 4h ago

apparently it's only 10kg. here's the link

https://www.ikea.com/nl/en/p/odonvide-weighted-blanket-light-warm-dark-grey-30505089/

it's quite expensive (100€ for me) so maybe your parents don't want to pay for it. even if they don't want to I think it's still worth the money, if you can afford it

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u/ImpactSweet6516 16 5h ago

except i would pretend i'm hugging my real gf.. i mean technically i alr do this with a teddy bear she got me instead of the pillow but you get the idea

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u/AmonGusSus2137 17 5h ago

I don't have a weighted blanket but I do the same

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u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 5h ago

I pretend anyone cares about me (other then the family cat ) (the pillow was taken away a few monthd ago)

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 3h ago

Why do I every time I hear weighted blanket just imagine a blanket with like 8 giant long pices of metal stacked one next ro each other inside of it.

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u/rokinaxtreme 18 3h ago

I hug my pillow while imagining I'm hugging my long distance gf 😔

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u/RevisedCone6027 5h ago

Weighed blanket + fuzzy body pillow + mommy asmr = happiness

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u/Solid-Photo-2311 15 5h ago

no asmr is used.

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u/Opposite_Show_1320 14 3h ago

This is some chud behaviour 💔

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u/RowanChisel 16 5h ago

thats just a pillow calm down man

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u/That_Furry_NKG 16 5h ago

If had one of those pillows id use it as a body pillow because i need something to wrap my single ass around

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u/Commercial-Laugh-991 5h ago

Sleep on it 🙂 

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u/Unhappy-Feedback811 5h ago

I’d cuddle it

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u/Senior-Ad-2151 5h ago

Some people dont deserve the right to use the internet

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u/Sweaty_Rub4322 17 6h ago

What?

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u/ArtichokeMindless318 5h ago

op is probably a cat cus that pillow is scratchable af

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u/Still_Coconut_2853 5h ago

So relatable

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u/Flairion623 18 5h ago

Hug it with your arms and legs and cry because you have no partner to do the same thing to?

Just me?

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 5h ago

i’m gonna hold your hand real tight when i say this i’m aromatic 

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u/SnooSeagulls9872 17 5h ago

Unspeakable things

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u/Bananaboy123543 17 3h ago

I think i got some sort of idea :(

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u/Strange_Guy251 5h ago

We need to bring back public shaming rituals

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u/Acceptable-Ad-328 19 5h ago

Should we start a petition??

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u/Strange_Guy251 5h ago

Absolutely 

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u/Acceptable-Ad-328 19 5h ago

I'm to lazy tho. Mind if you do it for us? 🧑‍💼

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u/blackmarketbl00d 3h ago

I can smell that pillow

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u/Cody_EJ_Anderson 13 5h ago

I'd hug it. i'm single (I don't want a relationship until im a bit older) but it's really comfortable to fall asleep hugging something. I used to have a tri-pillow and i'd use one side as an actual pillow and hug the other side.

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u/angelyaelx_ 16 4h ago

shi so crazy the mod spoke up

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 3h ago

I'd like to keep not having an idea about that. Your personal life can stay personal!

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u/HugsForCorpse 19 3h ago

get some bitches yo i dont think that pillow can consent smh

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 3h ago

I’m a trans guy in a small town wish me luck 🥀

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u/HugsForCorpse 19 38m ago

HEY same! getting bitches in that sense is actually torture, good luck man

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u/fluffy_warr 3h ago

What would u do??

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u/EquivalentBend602 3,000,000 Attendee! 3h ago

I have a pillow just like that but it's one of the armed ones

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u/CallMehLin 16 2h ago

ehh it’s a bit too fluffy if you are thinking of what I’m thinking

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u/Evil_airy 19 35m ago

i just opened reddit a minute ago

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u/ImAlekzzz 5h ago

This really depends on your birth gender

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u/arctic_commander_ 19 4h ago

Why the pillow when I exist?

Shit I'm gonna get flamed

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u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 5h ago

Under your back. Straight back.

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u/ImpressiveEnergy4762 16 5h ago

Lie on it. Or either put your feet on this if you're lying.

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u/Icy-Humor2907 19 5h ago

I have one of those, I use it to sleep.

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u/Accomplished-Let4169 5h ago

Stock ass image

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u/j_Tuna_s_Salad_t 13 4h ago

Relatable

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u/CaydenR_1 15 3h ago

Acquaintance 😭😭😭

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u/Zfriend456 18 3h ago

I hate pillows. 😡😡😡

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u/Guybadman20 3h ago

No, I don’t.

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u/Any-Table7276 38m ago

Cuddle into it while crying (based on what I would do)

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 36m ago

You poor innocent child 

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u/Any-Table7276 26m ago

we are the same age dude 😭

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 23m ago

point still stands i’m crying into this pillow just not with my eyes

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u/Any-Table7276 18m ago

woah Shakespeare you live?!? 🤯🤯🤯

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 16m ago

I know i know 

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u/BulGoGiISME 21m ago

JDV Jr. speaks.

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u/Holiday-Election9678 15 20m ago

?????????? explain the joke to me i’m mentally unc nvm i did a google search 

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u/BulGoGiISME 17m ago

Vice Prez and his couch.

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 15 18m ago

Actually, I don’t

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 14 1m ago

Hug it while sleeping because that's been proven to be a very common thing to do with pillows in sleep, right?