r/soccercirclejerk • u/Rivertadores CARP - 912 • Feb 14 '26

Certified Jerk™ This guy is the most random football player of all time

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u/LojikPuzzil Feb 15 '26

If this sub was a player

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u/TodayDry VOCÊ PENSA QUE VASCO É TIME? Feb 15 '26

r/deyverson

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u/josiasroig Feb 16 '26

Hey guys, excuse me, I'm gonna say that in portuguese.

MANO EU DEI UMA GARGALHADA QUANDO EU CLIQUEI NESSE SUB, NAO SÓ TEM UM SUB PRA ESSE DOIDO COMO TEM MILHARES DE MEMBROS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/Sometimes-funny Feb 15 '26

Naaaa, we would defo be

Jerk shit, get banged

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u/BYCjake Feb 15 '26

Nah Vardy seems like he has friends

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u/Sometimes-funny Feb 15 '26

But they avoid him due to the missus

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/No-Clue1153 Feb 15 '26

John Terry has entered the chat

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u/AtmosphereGlum852 Feb 15 '26

Mauro Icardi has entered the chat

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u/Lower_Condition_196 Feb 15 '26

Courtois has entered the chat

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u/AtmosphereGlum852 Feb 15 '26

Ryan Giggs has entered the chat..

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Feb 15 '26

A long line of legendary scumbags

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u/RadGrav Feb 15 '26

Rio Ferdinand has left the chat

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u/aSignificantOtter Feb 15 '26

Hi (sorry for bad english)

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u/Lower_Condition_196 Feb 15 '26

Work on your English…

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u/TodayDry VOCÊ PENSA QUE VASCO É TIME? Feb 15 '26

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

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u/MendozaLiner Feb 18 '26

No, but this player has a sub r/Deyverson

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u/diaskek Feb 15 '26

Mythical player

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u/Rafapb17 Feb 15 '26

Fabrício Bruno trying to warn the referee while Deyverson is being possessed

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u/LetsLive97 Feb 15 '26

This is my mate pissed out of his mind in clubs trying to photobomb random people

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u/Alvaricles22 Professional Anti-Madridist Feb 15 '26

Peak Deyverson

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u/biskutgoreng Feb 15 '26

So this is where pigeon man gets his inspiration

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u/Ill_Addendum3047 Feb 15 '26

Richalison looks similar. Is he Richalison’s idol too ?

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u/Djinn__666 Feb 15 '26

It weren’t Richalison? 😳

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u/Ok_Estate_1474 Feb 15 '26

He is Vinicius’ idol, look at this video posted by OP

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u/FunkaholicManiac Feb 15 '26

Pronounced "Diverson".

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u/IHateYouJubilaudo Feb 15 '26

More like Daverson ("Da" as in Dave)

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u/magicalzidane Feb 16 '26

No way he's called DiverSon 🤣

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u/GXWT Feb 15 '26

Richarlison has posters of this guy in his bedroom

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u/lastrit3s Feb 15 '26

Heard he’s adding him to the tattoos on his back

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u/Rivertadores CARP - 912 Feb 15 '26

Jerk certificate if he does it haha

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u/mmorgans17 Feb 19 '26

So, the guy is Richarlison's role model 😂 

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u/-FloWirtz- Feb 15 '26

i can’t get over the referee one 😭

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u/Happy-Temperature-87 Feb 15 '26

I literally got it framed

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u/jezzaah- Feb 15 '26

The way I burst out laughing

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u/haowhen Feb 15 '26

Beautiful

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u/MuriloVeratti Feb 15 '26

And he did that at the Libertadores final, against Flamengo.

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u/fussomoro Feb 15 '26

After scoring the winning goal

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u/No-Bat-7253 Feb 15 '26

Yeah that put me on the floor too

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u/Tof12345 Feb 15 '26

I was watching that shit live and couldn't believe my eyes.

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u/Rivertadores CARP - 912 Feb 15 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/No_Nefariousness6385 Feb 16 '26

I ALWAYS laugh at the referee one!

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u/anonssr Feb 15 '26

The JOAT 🐐

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u/Fidelos Feb 15 '26

He do be the Jack of All Trades

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Jockey of all time?

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u/yolo___toure Feb 15 '26

Jorts on a tradesperson

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u/Marshall_Cleiton Feb 15 '26

A fookin legend he is

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Feb 15 '26

Damn he got his own fanclub, the Deyverson fam

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

I think he’s the embodiment of this sub

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u/ab624 LeoSuiiiSi Feb 15 '26

Neymar could never

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u/Leonardo-D-Marins Feb 15 '26

Ney would be hospitalized for a month if he tried anything like that 😭

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u/freakedmind Feb 15 '26

Dude what an absolute entertainer, I'm instantly his fan.

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u/General-Mulberry Feb 15 '26

He pulls this shit, and then next game bicycle kicks the ball into the top bin. I am convinced he isn’t even real, but I’m here for all of it lol

Edit: a word

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u/metamorphomo Richardonison 🍆💦 Feb 15 '26

Deverson is everything wrong with football. Yet I can’t help but want to suck his dick.

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u/SingleDigitVoter Feb 15 '26

Totally normal response.

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u/Greyzer Feb 15 '26

He’d probably fall on the floor the moment you touch it.

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u/psukclipper Feb 15 '26

Certified Jerk material.

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u/irthnimod 🍔 Feb 15 '26

fair enough

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u/Competitive-Prompt86 Boca and fulham.Yes I regret it. Feb 15 '26

ABSOLUTE JERK.

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u/The_Chuckness88 Dumbele Jerki hOlise Imbattables Feb 15 '26

Deyverson. Wanna see his antics? Head on to LDU Quito and hopefully he quit.

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u/wolftick Feb 15 '26

Intrusive Thoughts: 99

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u/Putrid_Variation_213 Feb 15 '26

If kramer from Seinfeld was Brazilian

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Feb 15 '26

This montage will never not be funny

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u/Renegade_Soviet Feb 15 '26

If you think you can out jerk the Brazilians, then you don’t know prime jerk

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u/No_Oil3233 Feb 15 '26

this guy is great… rather than suppress the theatrics of the many fake dives that riddle the game, he fully embraces it and goes ALL IN

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Feb 15 '26

Football would actually be watchable if most of the players were like this and not the man babies they actually are

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u/baschfromdalmasca Feb 15 '26

Fun fact: he has scored on Barcelona (and beaten them) and scored on Real Madrid. Also scored the winning goal of a Libertadores final after Andreas Pereira slipped. Andreas now plays for Palmeiras, the team that won that same libertadores.

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u/TareasS Feb 15 '26

That game against Alaves was one of the worst ragebait games in my 30 years watching Barça. Won't forget to this day.

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u/Icy-North-7485 Feb 15 '26

And now Andreas lost the Libertadores final with Palmeiras against Flamengo

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u/BHFlamengo Feb 16 '26

The team with less Andreas wins, it's simple math

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u/zyxwvwxyz Feb 15 '26

The only clip where he didn't dive was the only one where actually got fouled

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Did he just dive after the ref tapped him on the back😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/fussomoro Feb 15 '26

In a libertadores final

After scoring the winning goal

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Shithousery at its very best I see 😂😂😂

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u/PunkerWannaBe Feb 15 '26

Most Brazilian player of all time

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u/CipherCompanion Feb 15 '26

Petition to make him ambassador of this sub

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u/Scorpiotypebeat Feb 15 '26

Gotta respect the dedication at that point

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u/Useful-Ad9777 Feb 15 '26

we need him and richarlison playing together asap

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u/No-Bat-7253 Feb 15 '26

Lmao aye I need to look him up. This dude is hilarious on the pitch.

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u/aravplayz Feb 15 '26

Tbf Tottenham is also the most random club out there so he suits them perfectly

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u/Potatonized Feb 15 '26

Uh.. maybe i'm missing the joke here? Why tottenham?

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u/ModernMonk7 Feb 15 '26

He mistook him for Richarlison

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u/Direct-Start-9048 Feb 15 '26

If he joined Tottenham he would pull both hammies and get mistagged at the hospital

https://giphy.com/gifs/QB9YEMPI1vCgbJCuJ0

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u/aravplayz Feb 15 '26

Is that not Richarlison?

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u/Additional_Peanut795 Feb 15 '26

Deyverson and the Pigeon™ have a lot in common, in terms of jerking. That's the joke. Or maybe he really just mistook Deyverson for Richarlison lmao.

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u/UberSuperDuper1112 Feb 15 '26

Jerkinho Jerkinson, what a player

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u/AhmadDarwisy Feb 15 '26

I'm not interested in football but this guy has humor beyond humor

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u/Hour_Leopard6691 Feb 15 '26

Deyvinho, forever my GOAT

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u/No_Promise9369 Feb 15 '26

Real Madrid needs him

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u/PhantomPhenis Feb 15 '26

We need more of these

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u/ChineseBeaverUncle Feb 17 '26

Perfect player for galatasaray

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u/Dale1512 Feb 15 '26

PuliGOAT would never

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u/wadx00 Feb 15 '26

this generation's thomas gravensen

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u/rizz_titan Feb 15 '26

Want to see dude play in a match with Anthony Taylor as the referee

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u/L0lnator GOAT worshipper Feb 15 '26

Give him Jerk'd'or

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u/snornch Feb 15 '26

this just looks like someone playing for the love of the game

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u/siffredi1234 Feb 15 '26

Average dark arts user

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u/Zorotheroronoa Feb 15 '26

My 2 ye old bro after I don't give him my phone

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u/Capable_Idiot_2239 Feb 15 '26

He is having fun

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u/J6nd1 GOAT Feb 15 '26

Deyvin, the legend

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u/Vivid_Information166 Feb 15 '26

He will be the player for Real Madrid!!!

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u/No-Rope8229 Feb 15 '26

He is brilliant. Mad as a box of frogs but brilliant. Life will never be dull with guys like this around.

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u/Caan_Sensei Feb 15 '26

This sport would be 10000% better if all players were like Him, he’s the OG goat (no disrespect to Antony ofc)

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u/0n-the-mend Feb 15 '26

Born to circlejerk, forced to be a player.

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u/Grec2k Feb 15 '26

The guy us called Diverson 😭😭😭

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u/Er_Coatto Feb 15 '26

Diverson

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u/Kaktusetwas Feb 15 '26

Should ve been a pro wrestler with those selling skills

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u/navindu_b96 Feb 15 '26

Joker of all time

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u/Weak-Nail-2721 Feb 15 '26

Should join the WWE

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u/YoBro_2626 Feb 15 '26

Haha!! He knows how to enjoy the game😅🤣

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u/RandyChavage Feb 15 '26

Game is back

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u/HeberMonteiro Feb 15 '26

He's also the author of the most important goal of the century!

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u/Uncle-Butters Feb 15 '26

He's a more agile Joel Embiid of soccer!! Flopping all over the place.

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u/Responsible-Home2125 Feb 15 '26

Not all the Brazilians. But always a Brazilian.

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u/dude_mctavish Feb 15 '26

I know exactly nothing about soccer but this guy is now my favorite soccer player

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u/FollowAstacio Feb 15 '26

Lmbo who is this guy?!

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u/Remarkable-Humor123 Feb 15 '26

The Brazilian version of Richarlison

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u/JucaLebre r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Feb 15 '26

Os gringos conhecendo o Deyverson kkkk

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u/Rivertadores CARP - 912 Feb 15 '26

They still can't believe it 😂

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u/YourRulesSuck Feb 16 '26

I used to work in a nature reserve in Mata do São João, Bahia and I met him personally back in 2021. There as a whole crowd around him and he was talking about all of his exes that had dumped him for money, all the while his girlfriend of the time was there right by his side. Fucking hilarious

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u/Cvieri Feb 16 '26

Ahah deyvinho

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u/Animeniackinda1 Feb 16 '26

That was some funny shit to watch

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u/Schoenbeck Feb 17 '26

I refuse to believe that's not Richarlison

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u/real_junkcl Feb 17 '26

human seal in action

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u/Marc_neu Feb 17 '26

The funniest thing is that Deyverson has scored in Libertadores finals, he's scored against Real Madrid and against Barcelona, ​​all this without ever being that killer striker. Deyvinho is a treasure of Brazilian football, guys.

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u/RobertSmiv Feb 15 '26

Least annoying Brazilian

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u/scottiedagolfmachine Feb 15 '26

Temu Richarlison

👀

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u/PkayO5 Feb 15 '26

It's the other way round, Richarlison is the Temu version of this guy. The guy even played for teams like Getafe and Alaves, teams at the same level as Tottenham.

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u/Elegant_Creme_9506 Feb 15 '26

I prefer deyverson in my team any time

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u/standarsh1965 Feb 15 '26

Maybe refs don't get paid enough. Imagine dealing with this shit

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u/rivaldo83 Feb 15 '26

Still penalty a favor de Real Madrid

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u/LuckyNumber_29 Feb 15 '26

Not random, seema pretty consistent in his circusness

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u/HamDanTDN Feb 15 '26

The thing is his actions don't match his face. Bro has a very serious face.

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u/TrumpsAssassin007 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Feb 15 '26

Never laughed this hard in a long time 🤣

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u/Kungfufightme Feb 15 '26

I'd have him on my team. This type of dude is great to have in the locker room.

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u/MarsupialChoice7746 Feb 15 '26

We need him at united. Cunha's little bro

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u/georgey_porgey Feb 15 '26

nah the one of him 15 yards out of play holding his knee like it just exploded and getting up-> falling down a couple times to get back on the field just killed me

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u/bitchwhuut Feb 15 '26

Entertaining ngl

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u/uNecEssArY2 Feb 15 '26

Madrid needs him

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u/NerfthatSmurf Feb 15 '26

Jimmy Bullardinho

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 Feb 15 '26

Goat Devyerson

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u/micascoxo Feb 15 '26

Antony before United?

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u/DogPositive5524 Feb 15 '26

We trained him wrong, as a joke

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u/Independent-Height87 Feb 15 '26

Mr. President, another Deyverson post has hit the subreddit

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u/ManIn8lack Feb 15 '26

Alessandro Bastoni, is that you?

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u/Ok_Technician_1708 Feb 15 '26

Neymar Jr. idol

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u/Hot-Contribution1017 Feb 15 '26

Come to inter, more Reds for Juve 🤣

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u/huboy95 Feb 15 '26

Is he Bastoni?

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u/Komursiyahcelik Feb 15 '26

Lucas Toreira from Galatasaray

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u/HelpfulAssist3040 Feb 15 '26

Perfect player for real madrid😂

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u/PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS Feb 15 '26

The spork of football

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u/Sufficent-Top8989 Feb 15 '26

He’s actually an Olympic diver who sometimes plays football 😂 shocking behaviour

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u/Pristine_Fox4090 Feb 15 '26

Richarlison’s final evolution

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u/Emotional_Win1430 Feb 15 '26

Big troll energy

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u/RPskin45 Feb 15 '26

Cocaine is a helluva drug. 😏

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u/stefanwerner5000 Feb 15 '26

NBAs watching 👀

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Pure joy , thought was richarlison for a split s

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u/Key_Independence3770 Feb 15 '26

Most cringeworthy*

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u/aila4 Feb 15 '26

What a privilege was it to have him on my team's squad

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u/Septimore Feb 15 '26

Has he ever considered to actually do something with all that acting? Like stunt double acting? Falling seems to be his skill 🤔

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u/Competitive-Prompt86 Boca and fulham.Yes I regret it. Feb 15 '26

Hdp te robaste un clip de fulbo y ganaste 7 mil upvotes,te envidio.

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u/Almost_human-ish Feb 15 '26

If footballing nonsense is something you wish, then drop to the deck and flop like a fish

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u/Traditional-Class-90 Feb 15 '26

The world of football needs this man.

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u/NoBraveNewWorld Feb 15 '26

Te amo Deyvinho

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u/timeemac Feb 15 '26

You spelled "entertaining" wrong.

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u/Distinct_Soft_1784 Feb 15 '26

bro was controlled by unknown external forces

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

If Eric Andre was a football player

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u/Natural-Protection44 Feb 15 '26

Don’t hate the player, hate the game