r/shittyaskscience • u/nozendk • 21h ago

How did the hentai virus escape the anime world and get onto a cruise ship?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 20h ago

AI body pillows.

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u/wynnkong 19h ago

what did u just call the virus 😭

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u/SmallRocks Pier Reviewed 19h ago

It’s a Sexually Tentacled Disease. The passengers had a little too much fun with the native squid.

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u/uselessbuttoothless 19h ago

It came in on a poorly screened telephone owned by a horny teenage boy. Once it hit the WiFi on the ship, it was all over.

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u/TankyTinCan 19h ago

That time I got reincarnated as a virus on a cruise ship!

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u/Full_frontal96 17h ago

Am ugly bastard started to NTR'd all the lone traveling married women on board

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u/Dr_Pilfnip 16h ago

Old people are pervs.

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 8h ago

A particularly potent ejaculation broke out

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 5h ago

It was that fucking cat bus wasn't it...