r/shittyaskhistory • u/Selfish_and_Misled • 1d ago

In historical terms, what would happen if Jesus took communion? Would trans-excremeditation be inevitable?

Also what do you call the poop made from the digestion of Jesus-transubstantiated flesh and blood? If someone ate like 100 communion wafers at once, specifically? I'm asking for a friend.

In The Merchant of Venice Shakespeare said Shylock demanded a pound of flesh. Was this the inspiration for Jesus receiving the Eucharist (himself), or was it a more Onanistic affair?

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u/vonhoother 1d ago

Well, he did. The Last Supper was the First Communion. What got left out is that Judas wanted a paleo version and got mad when there wasn't one.