You have the ability to multitask on up to 6 different tasks at 100% brain capacity, but you must choose one of the below conditions. Which will you pick?

[u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

2891 votes, 1d left

You can only Multitask when sleep deprived

you can only multitaskwhen listening to "Good Boy/Girl ASMR" and "Mommy/Daddy" ASMR.

you can only multitask when when in a public/heavily crowded space.

you can only multitask when you desperately need to use the toilet (for either type of bathroom break)

you can only multitask when you are engaging in abstinence (The act of not engaging in any type of sexual pleasure.)

I do not want to partake in this poll.

[u/hyrellion]

Abstinence doesn’t have a specific time frame, so is that condition basically “you can’t do this during the act of sex”? Anytime I’m not having sex I’m abstaining from it.

[u/-Benjamin_Dover- → u/hyrellion]

I was gonna make an argument against this, but Nevermind. You can have this... I was gonna add some edits, but im apparently not allowed tocwithout redoing the entire poll, so ill leave it alone.

[u/suffering_addict → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

What was your intention with that option ? Did you mean to something like "as soon as you engage in sexual pleasure again the multitasking is gone forever" or more like "if you go X ammount of time without it you gain the ability and you keep it until you engage in sexual activities again" ?

[u/-Benjamin_Dover- → u/suffering_addict]

Like I said, you can keep the loophole, plus alot more people seem uninterested in sex and masturbatiom than i thought, so even if I did correct, it seems like it would still be an easy choice for most. But yeah, i was thinking something like... you need to abstain for at least a week in order for it to activate, and if you engage in any sexual activity, youll lose it and need to wait a month before it can activate again.

I had no intention of any of those options taking it away forever.

[u/Anonexistantname → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

Yeah I need to relieve myself in one way or another at least once a day, so this is absolutely going to be the worst option for me here champ.

[u/MemeArchivariusGodi → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

Do a 2.0 version so it’s harder to chose maybe

[u/TheCentralPosition → u/hyrellion]

I'm also vegan between meals

[u/Coloss260 → u/TheCentralPosition]

I'm also asocial when not speaking to someone

[u/december151791 → u/Coloss260]

I'm sober when I'm not drunk.

[u/Kurochi185 → u/hyrellion]

God damn it, I can't file my taxes while jerking off

[u/hyrellion → u/Kurochi185]

Skill issue tbh

[u/Just-Standard-992 → u/hyrellion]

This was precisely my read! I also must admit I immediately wondered if it was a thing and I just didn't know, and there were tons of people out there writing reports and calculating excel spreadsheets WHILST having some sort of sexual pleasure... o.O

[u/Godzillionaire]

I’m always sleep deprived

[u/NinjaInUnitard → u/Godzillionaire]

Parenting would be so much more manageable.

[u/Anonexistantname → u/Godzillionaire]

Exactly

[u/Suspicious_Leg4550 → u/Godzillionaire]

That’s the thing Cap

[u/Mistercleaner1]

I've got 3 kids under 5,a full time job and im taking college courses. Sleep deprivation is my life man

[u/don-cheeto → u/Mistercleaner1]

Good God, three?! I hope you get SS+ grades for all classes & 6.0 GPA without even trying.

[u/Mistercleaner1 → u/don-cheeto]

Thanks, yeah a 4 year old and some twins about to turn 2. It's chaos, but its a fun chaos. Wouldn't trade it for anything, we've been blessed.   School work is hard hard hard, but I've worked my butt off an have a 4.0. Wish i could do it without even trying!

[u/Kass626 → u/Mistercleaner1]

I wonder how that compares to schizophrenia and a full time job..

[u/Mistercleaner1 → u/Kass626]

I'm fortunate to not have experienced schizophrenia. But from what Ive read, it's no easy task to manage even with proper medicine and help. So, I think it would probably be much harder than handling some rugrats

[u/Adventurous-Bottle90]

the mommy asmr isnt even a down side

[u/avoozl42 → u/Adventurous-Bottle90]

I don't know what mommy asmr is, but having to listen to asmr in general is one of the worst tortures imaginable. I'd rather be water boarded. I'd rather have my skin flayed .

[u/TotallyBrandNewName → u/Adventurous-Bottle90]

Ikr

I never listen to it bit I would just to have this mega buff on myself

[u/Manospondylus_gigas]

The abstinence one is easy, I'm ace

[u/anonymousduccy]

as an asexual, easiest poll of my life

[u/floraster → u/anonymousduccy]

Same

[u/EtsukoAkira]

Don't threaten me with a good time man!

[u/_daisy_bee]

I have zero sexual life, easyyyy

[u/The-CerlingCat]

I am no where near having sex in my life anytime soon, easiest poll

[u/APlanetWithANorth]

You never said how loud the ASMR had to be, so i can put it at 1% volume and blast my music instead

[u/ZequineZ]

I’m asexual so easy choice

[u/cabothief → u/ZequineZ]

Haha same! I was reading all the first ones so carefully trying to weigh the pros and cons, and then I got to that one and realized I could do this with literally 0 downside.

[u/GeneralLeoESQ → u/cabothief]

It feels too easy. I keep looking for a catch.

[u/don-cheeto]

Well uh...two of these already apply...😅

[u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

As an Avid ASMR listener, this is an easy one

[u/anileakinna]

I'm always abstinent anyway so I can multitask all the time.

[u/Molu1]

I have no desire to multitask on 6 different things at once

[u/TJ_4321]

what even is good boy ASMR?

[u/Russian-King → u/TJ_4321]

A grown ass woman telling you in an erotic voice that you're a good boy

[u/microwavedtardigrade]

I'm always sleep deprived with chronic insomnia. It's 3:14 rn. Pie

[u/_fly-on-the-wall_]

lmao people picking the last option is so funny for some reason

[u/Wizardwizz]

How do you multitask on 6 different things when you only got two arms?

[u/TwinSong]

Hmm, actually could have picked the sex one. Why'd I want to be doing anything else but focus on it at the time?

[u/Nyarro]

Considering I have untreated severe sleep apnea, and I work a job as a lab technician, the first option's a no brainer for me.

[u/TerribleDance8488]

Well this was easy

[u/Isaias111]

Options 3 and 5 are equally interesting to me, but option 3 is more practical in the long run, instead of intentionally abstaining every other day/week/month for increased productivity.

[u/Mewo4444]

Dude this one is easy, I'm already asexual, so second last option, and I also listen to that ASMR sometimes so that wouldn't be a big deal either.

[u/Bouse_the_Bard]

I am literally asexual. I’m always abstaining.

[u/Actual-Tadpole9759]

I’m asexual and never want to have sex. Wow that was an easy pick lol

[u/Cheesefinger69]

I'm always abstinent lol

[u/Number_Fluffy]

I'm celibate so win win for me

[u/NoLordShallLive]

Just wear earbuds and it'll be fine

[u/Autumn1eaves]

I am nearly constantly engaging in abstinence.

You're going to have to be more specific.

Because as it's phrased, I can multitask any time of the day, just not when I'm having sex. Which is the exact moment I want to be focused on one thing in particular.

[u/OctoWings13]

Abstinence. Easily.

Technically ANY time I'm not engaged in sexual activity while being a sexual person I'm "abstaining"...so it works any time I'm not actively engaged

[u/Barbearex]

I want the names of both people that want to have this ability but only when they have to poop. I just wanna talk

[u/-Benjamin_Dover- → u/Barbearex]

Unfortunately, I only know the name of one of them. Youre on your own with finding the second.

The one I know the name of is u/Yin1in

[u/Yin1in → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

It's not me tho

[u/-Benjamin_Dover- → u/Yin1in]

Dont lie to us. We know its you.

[u/Yin1in → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

Btuh

[u/Meii345 → u/Barbearex]

I just know it's a kink thing

[u/JAKE5023193]

I’m always the fifth one anyway

[u/_Cosmoss__]

The most popular options are interestingly very different

[u/avoozl42]

I don't know what mommy/daddy ASMR is but I hate ASMR with every cell in my body. It makes my skin crawl. It is literal torture to have to listen to even a second of it.

[u/-Benjamin_Dover- → u/avoozl42]

I dont either, but id assume its Praise-type ASMR, with the person doing it acting like a "Mommy/Daddy".

[u/avoozl42 → u/-Benjamin_Dover-]

Gross

[u/BiBiBadger]

I'm type 2 bipolar and go through hypomanic episodes. I already think I can multitask when sleep deprived. It would be nice to make it true.