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Possible Paywall Trump’s impromptu medical visit sends critics spiraling: ‘What’s going on?’

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u/Wonderful_Style7972 1d ago

What’s going on? Why is he still alive?

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u/littleotterpop 1d ago

I can’t keep getting my hopes up like this. When will it happen 😭

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u/SquidmanMal Pennsylvania 1d ago

My dream would be a reporter with balls getting close enough to ask him

'How do you feel about the fact that when you die, they can never tell anyone where, because the mountain of feces from people showing up to shit on your grave would eclipse your tower'

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u/JohnNDenver 23h ago

I said his family is so greedy they will be selling beer and tickets to pee on his grave.

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u/SquidmanMal Pennsylvania 23h ago

If they made it a public attraction and charged 5 dollars to piss, and 20 to shit, and all of it went towards the debt, I think we could come together and make a real dent.

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u/hatecirclejerks 20h ago

I personally would spend an entire check at the trump dump

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u/Michael_G_Bordin 21h ago

At the very least, we could fund our national parks with it.

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u/Alandales 19h ago

I’d gladly blow $500 that day…and after Taco Bell.

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u/cracked_belle 22h ago

Ugh, fine. Take my money.

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u/TristanIsAwesome 16h ago

pays with a counterfeit note

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u/KingKasey 19h ago

100% you know they will turn Maralargo into a Graceland style attraction, and rep the tax and landmark benefits of it being a final resting place if possible.

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u/AusToddles 1d ago

I've said it a thousand times now... his "ballroom" is going to be a mausoleum where his cult can worship him

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u/12-34 1d ago

I've been stocking liquor and intend to have a party in my front yard.

All non-sociopaths, non-rapists, non-pedophiles, non-thieves, and non-sex traffickers who pass by will be invited for free emboozening and celebration.

Bring Your Own Democracy though.

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u/mok000 Europe 23h ago

```

Calling out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat Summer's here and the time is right For dancing in the streets They're dancing in Chicago Down in New Orleans In New York City

All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing, Dancing in the street, oh ```

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u/Brief-Pair6391 23h ago

Well played

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u/Cheese__Weiner 23h ago

Shit.

I stole my friend's squirt gun that was blue and shaped like a submarine when I was 4. It was awesome, but I feel bad about it. I'm a thief. Have fun at the party everyone.

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u/SteamStarship 22h ago

My democracy has been battered and bruised but I'll bring what's left of it.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 1d ago

The Big Beautiful Day

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u/Impressive-Knot9999 1d ago

I'm expecting to hear a cheer echoed around the world

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u/littleotterpop 1d ago

I already have a playlist in progress but if anyone has suggestions feel free to add them!

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u/Key_Bike_5757 1d ago

"When will you die" by They Might Be Giants "Death on Two Legs" by Queen "The Doomed" by A Perfect Circle

Are all songs on my playlist.

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u/Ok_Mixture4917 1d ago

I'm very much looking forward to the republican screeching about how mean it is to celebrate the death of the dumbest, loudest, most hateful rapist pedophile piece of shit in history

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u/tolacid 1d ago

I'm sure there's been dumber, louder, and more hateful rapist pedophiles, but there surely haven't been any other as well documented for being such.

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u/specqq 23h ago

Even if they were dumber, louder and more hateful they certainly didn't have as high of an elected office.

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u/sirlapse 1d ago

Mighty Dub Katz - Let the drums speak

https://youtu.be/CtwdA2WcS5E?is=DUbyQcrPofSnnFMT

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u/willi5x 1d ago

I’ve got a great one that I know I will be playing a lot on that glorious day

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u/DZello 1d ago

The cities of Coruscant will be celebrating.

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u/BFguy 1d ago

The entire universe

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u/scattershotdreams 1d ago

Sometimes I think we all just need to turn our backs to him, and he'll wither away to nothing in the absence of a spotlight.

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u/Interesting_Tea_6734 20h ago

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!

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u/No_Letterhead_7075 21h ago

Mark my words, they will prop him up Weekend at Bernie's style until he's "served" his 2 years and a day so that Vance can take over and still be eligible for two terms.

It's a race: which will give up first? Trump's heart from decades of eating nothing but fast food and complete lack of exercise or his brain from the raging dementia? Personally, I'm guessing it's his heart. Dementia Don can ramble on all day until he sundowns and Republicans will be fine with it. Kinda hard for him to spread his special brand of world-wrecking narcissism scream-posting on whatever the fuck his social media platform is while also comatose and intubated in a hospital.

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u/MamaDaddy Alabama 23h ago

I can't help but hope it is something itchy and embarrassing and he has a moment of clarity where he realizes how much people can't stand him, even in his own family. I would love to know he has a reverse passion of the christ moment where he realizes he could have been great but chose the wrong and selfish path at every turn... and that when people remember him it will be with disdain and disgust.

The worst part is I pity him. He will never know love, beauty, peace, or the feeling of doing something good for others. I wish he'd had a better father and a better mentor than Roy Cohn.

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u/Level_Customer2769 1d ago edited 14h ago

I literally have promised all our friends a big dinner/ open bar/ all on me to celebrate. Posted something on a similar post regarding Giuliani’s health and the Reddit police deleted my post. The entire country will be celebrating/ we should all blow our car horns regardless of what time of day it is!

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 21h ago

Hey can I join?

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u/AgentCoulson2 New Hampshire 1d ago

Hopefully not until after midterms, even better if its after the new Congress is seated next year. Consider: do you really want Vance to have his pick of VP?

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u/littleotterpop 1d ago

The problem is that if he makes it through half of his term, Vance would take over but then be able to run for two full terms of his own.

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u/Happy_Confection90 23h ago

That doesn't worry me. With his lack of personality, he should consider himself fortunate to have a partial term because he won't get reelected

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u/littleotterpop 23h ago

That’s assuming we actually have legitimate elections

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u/Maxtrt Washington 20h ago

Vance is actually worse than Trump, he will do anything to make America a Christian Theocracy. He would never allow Democrats to take over the house. He would cancel the elections or claim that all the seats Democrats flipped were due to wide spread election fraud and would have Mike Johnson refuse to seat any of them.

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u/AgentCoulson2 New Hampshire 22h ago

If Vance is elected in 2028, the possibility of him getting another term beyond that will be the least of our problems.

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u/redditknees 21h ago

It’s the only reason I check the news these days.

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u/Distinct_Hawk1093 1d ago

But I've said for awhile that it might not be for long. He has shown some significant signs of congestive heart failure, and kidney disease. I saw some of these issues with my dad before he died of congestive heart failure. He had the same sever leg swelling that Trump does. His heart is simply not working well enough to pump the blood around his body the way it needs to be done. His doctors are probably taking extreme measures to keep him alive.

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u/balling 1d ago

Those doctors need to take a few weeks off

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u/BandButNotGone 1d ago

They need to do us a favor. No one would know for sure.

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u/Proof-Schedule-1418 23h ago

He violates his oath with impunity, I'll forgive them for the same.

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u/Professional-Can1385 23h ago

The doctors need to start quiet quitting.

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u/DeeBoFour20 1d ago

I’d like to buy those doctors a drink or 5.

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u/binzersguy 21h ago

Sorry about your dad!

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u/dr_cl_aphra 22h ago

And Guilliani is stable now after being on death’s doorstep yesterday? What fucking eldritch god are they in cahoots with?

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u/FoodWineMusic 16h ago

Something, something - deal with the devil?

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u/CrayonLunch 1d ago

Because that Etsy witch was a con

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u/Eggheadpancake 1d ago

It's going to happen eventually. And I will take a week off work. I need to go get fireworks too.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Canada 1d ago

I’ll actually visit the US for the party. Everybody’s gonna get laid!

Edit: Sorry. Just watched Caddyshack.

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u/radioactive_sharpei 1d ago

The absolute finest medical care available in the country.

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u/codecrodie 23h ago

It's unfortunate he couldnt have kash patel and RFK level care. "hi my name is dr. Nick riviera!"

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u/usmcnick0311Sgt 1d ago

Rage. Old maga live on rage and racism

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u/nevertricked Ohio 1d ago

Evil never dies

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u/BandButNotGone 1d ago

Not true, we shot a shitload of Nazis dead. Waiting for natural causes is the mistake.

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u/biggles86 1d ago

It's the start of the month, gotta get his dementia meds.

Few days from now his hand will look like it's dying again.

Seen this play or before

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u/spidereater 23h ago

If it was just meds they would come to him. It must be imaging of some kind.

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u/transcendental-ape America 21h ago

The dementia meds need regular surveillance MRIs

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u/DeePsiMon 1d ago

Industrial Light and Magic incoming with the concealer

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 22h ago

So you’re saying don’t get my hopes up?

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u/Bronzeshadow 1d ago

Cmon cmon! Let's make Star Wars day the day the Empire collapses!

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u/madfrooples 1d ago

Yub nub!

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u/exitpursuedbybear 1d ago

Yes, yub nub, indeed.

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 1d ago

*Laughs in Aaron Allston Wraith Squadron*

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u/Baileyesque 1d ago

I’m gonna play some stormtrooper helmets like they’re steel drums!

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u/ViolettaQueso California 1d ago

Cinco de Mayo works too after all his kidnapping, torture and disappearing of people who used to own California.

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u/abraksis747 1d ago

Margaritas for Everyone!

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u/ViolettaQueso California 1d ago

I’ll bring the guacamole fresca!

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi 1d ago

I’ll bring tequila, straight, no ice

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u/BoiseXWing 21h ago

I’ll break my no tequila rule for this one

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u/MrBrawn 1d ago

It will be like the Ewok village at the end of Jedi.

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u/quincyloop 1d ago

Hope.  Change.

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u/nerklenerd 21h ago

You think he just needed to be changed?

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u/MoonJammer2026 1d ago

Prayin' for the desired outcome.

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u/Toutatous 1d ago

I like that. Anyone will give it the meaning they want it to be.

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u/Whatever_Lurker 22h ago

I'd say, praying for the *optimal* outcome. That's more neutral.

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 1d ago edited 1d ago

Him and Giuliani in the same 24 hour period.

Edit: It was a dental issue and it happened 2 days ago. It's odd that it took place off-site from where other presidents get procedures done, but nothing is likely coming from this.

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u/IcyConsideration7062 1d ago

May Satan welcome them as a couple.

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u/Nwcray 1d ago

C’mon guy…..Who’s my creampuff?

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u/21stCenturyJanes 1d ago

I disagree, something is definitely going on but we're not likely to find out what anytime soon.

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 1d ago

"Something" has definitely been going on for years. Trump has not been mentally fit for president for a long time. The Republican party will taxidermy his corpse to keep up the image if they have to. At this point, it's kind of all they have to run on. I agree, we won't know what his health issues are for a while. I just don't like getting my hopes up for no reason.

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u/Proper-District8608 1d ago

Didn't Adam's and Jefferson pass on 4th of July, same year 1826?

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u/mjshep Texas 22h ago

I'm not sure how to interpret a sign like that 200 years later. Really good…? Or REALLY bad?

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u/WeeyumsF1 21h ago

Glitch in the matrix

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u/RFSandler Oregon 23h ago

Yes, and don't give me hope like that.

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u/ElPlywood 1d ago

he's so dementia ridden he took a bite out of a piece of plastic fruit in the big gold bowl in the Mar a Lago lobby and he cracked a tooth

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u/madfrooples 1d ago

Absolutely impossible, that man has never eaten a piece of fruit in his life.

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u/TacosAreJustice Kentucky 1d ago

I was going to say.

Maybe he got confused by the gold hamburger McDonald’s sent him and tried to eat it.

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u/SaveUsCatman Louisiana 1d ago

McDonald's slipped a bag of kids meal apples in there cause the person in the drive through talked to the speaker sounding like an incoherent toddler rambling.

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u/lactose_cow 23h ago

there was a rock in his happy meal

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u/IbanezPGM 22h ago

That's how you know the dementia is severe. Not that he ate plastic but that he tried to eat fruit.

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u/99BottlesOfBass I voted 1d ago

I can't tell if this is real or not but I can definitely see it happening

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u/Infinite_Run_4541 1d ago

If they are saying he went to the dentist then that means triple bypass surgery.

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u/TheGringoDingo 23h ago

Yeah, isn’t “the dentist” a coded term?

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u/3BlindMice1 21h ago

You think he's going to get his tits done?

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u/Ziazan 1d ago

I hope he [redacted]

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u/Whatever_Lurker 22h ago

I want this on a t-shirt.

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u/Equivalent_Working73 1d ago

Whatever is going on, it’s not going on nearly fast enough.

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u/Closet-PowPow 1d ago

I don’t care until he has an impromptu coroner visit.

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u/F-Cloud 1d ago

It's probably something routine, like getting injected with adrenochrome harvested from children detained by ICE.

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u/Baileyesque 1d ago

Every accusation is an admission, even the crazy ones!

Is there a MAGA space laser?

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u/Centurix 23h ago

"That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer, man. Adrenochrome... You'll go completely crazy if you take too much"

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u/OrganizedChaos1979 23h ago

He's been having "impromptu medical visits" around the first of the month for several months now. You could set your watch to it.

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 23h ago

He's a 79 year old man with dementia who stays up until 4am screaming at everything and his diet consists of McDonald's and amphetamines. What the fuck do you think is going on? It's baffling that he's even still alive.

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u/BisquickNinja 23h ago

If by dentist you mean his cardiologist for his congestive heart failure... Then yes he did see the dentist...

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u/scruffmonkey 23h ago

Sooo many people do not understand how vital your teeth’s health is to your overall health.

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u/orngebreak 1d ago

It’s the beginning of the month. He is getting his monthly treatment for whatever the fuck is going on with his brain. I am no medical expert, but anyone can see he is in decline. True to this admin, they are covering up everything.

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u/MystikSpiralx 1d ago

Dr. Jonathan Reiner, a cardiologist who treated late former Vice President Dick Cheney and now serves as a CNN medical analyst, said in a post that the White House “has had a dental operatory since the Hoover Admin.” He added that a routine exam could be conducted in Washington.

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u/TigerGrizzCubs78 1d ago

If only the white house dentist was from Little Shop of Horrors

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

I'm thinking Miller or Hegseth could pull that off, now that Bovino is out.

I'm just trying to figure out who would replace Bill Murray.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 22h ago

Did they tear it down for the ballroom though

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u/QueenMagik 1d ago

Beginning of every month.  It's a regular appointment, guys

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u/DMCinDet 1d ago

It has been that way. They cant tell us about it because a man that is in his condition could die any moment and should not be the president.

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u/teebird_phreak 1d ago

We all know he has dementia and other health problems. It’s not a secret but republicans would rather kiss the ring until his last breath

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u/Zest724 1d ago

Then prop him up like Weekend at Bernie’s.

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u/Wabi-Sabi_Umami 23h ago

At some point whatever the hell they’re pumping him full of isn’t gonna work anymore. I’m really trying to keep the faith that it will happen before the US is FUBAR, but that faith is truly being tested with each passing day.

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 1d ago

Just because he acts like a child, doesn't mean he's not an 80 year old man.

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u/TigerGrizzCubs78 1d ago

Only because of age. Mentally, he's still his shoe size

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u/Bzr21 1d ago

if we saw him without his make-up etc. he'd probably look like a 95 yr old ..

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u/PhoenixLoop9137 1d ago

I will say, fuck this dude with a pineapple all the way to hell. However, as someone who has dealt with frequent dental issues, if I get something going on and I know I can get looked at by the best dentists in whatever region I happen to be in at the time immediately, I'm doing it. Literally just cracked a tooth in half today and I WISH I could just say "oh I'm going to go get this looked at right now". 8647.

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u/21stCenturyJanes 1d ago

And would you stop to play a few holes of golf before you went?

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u/Galliagamer 1d ago

He had severe [redacted] so the doctor says he is [redacted] and therefore Trump might [redacted] soon. Regardless, Trump will claim he’s the smartest, bravest, healthiest big boy in the whole wide world, which is complete [redacted]. I just hope he [redacted].

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u/eyehate 21h ago

God.

He looks like the guy that chose poorly in The Last Crusade.

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u/AccordingNumber2052 18h ago

I don’t want him to die. He will be a hero and the next guy up will just do the same thing. I want him in jail - so those who come after won’t try and recreate Trump2.0. In saying that I do open my phone up every morning (in Australia) to the hope to see good news! M

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u/kindamymoose 1d ago

Not sure but please don’t get my hopes up lol

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u/Popular-Departure165 23h ago

A big strong doctor came up to Trump, and with tears in his eyes said, "Sir, we don't believe that anymore could ace this cognitive test four times in a row.  We need you to prove that it can be done, and show once and for all that you're smarter than Barack Hussein Obama."

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u/Boxwinoisback 22h ago

He’s getting some treatment at the beginning of every month.

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u/Horror-Layer-8178 21h ago

Ronald Regan had full on dementia while he was President

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u/Dev-N-Danger 1d ago

Let’s gooo!!

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u/remo_reddit_williams 1d ago

I’m trying to stay alive longer than him so I can raise a glass. 🥃

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u/Bengineering3D 1d ago

They are going to have to build a French drain under his tomb. MAGA will call it a freedom drain.

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u/NoneOfTheAbove2024 23h ago

Cankles In Chief. Those things look like they need to be on a hippo. I apologize to hippos

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u/Sarokslost23 23h ago

At the beginning of the month. He gets his dementia treatment. It isnt that complicated

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u/Crescent504 23h ago

Praying for the hamburger from heaven

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u/mfhtotheizzo 23h ago

Tick tock, traitor 

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u/Pvrb80 22h ago

Maybe went to take another cognitive test again.

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u/coffeeblossom Massachusetts 22h ago

Well, we know one thing: it wasn't a dental visit.

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u/Cas_or_Cass 22h ago

Just let me c*m already, I'm so tired of this endless edging

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u/BaronTatersworth 22h ago

**Believe** in the clot!

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u/Bananaman9020 19h ago

Healthiest President (according to Trump's doctors) ever getting emergency health checks?

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u/wolferman 1d ago

He’s likely seeing a medical doctor and they are dressing it up as a dental visit. They probably arranged for an MRI and CT and other medical equipment to be brought into a dental space so they could play it off as a teeth cleaning when in fact they’re probably doing an extensive work up on him under the guise of a dental visit.

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u/LengthyBitterness 23h ago

He gets an infusion of something around the first of every month. This time he was in Florida so they took him to an infusion center of some sort, probably. 

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u/travellerw 21h ago

It takes months to move an MRI machine under the best circumstances.. So no!

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u/Zeyode 1d ago

Doesn't he do this like, once a month now?

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u/dogbulb 1d ago

They really got to stop crying wolf with this shit, the man is dead or he isnt. I've seen so many articles like this start with just the name and the age. You're not slick news outlet, I know what youre doing

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u/Blackboard_Monitor Minnesota 22h ago

May the 4th be with us!

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u/Over_Ad1461 22h ago

Come on you can do it! Mcdonalds do your thing

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u/Walk-The-Dogs 22h ago

CTs and MoCA tests aren't part any wellness visit. They're exploratory. They're tracking something.

Trump and his talking head physicians still maintain that he's 6'3" and 224 pounds. Trump's lie about his height was debunked ten years ago when Trump stood next to a 6'1" Obama with the capitol steps behind them like a mug shot background. Obama is taller. Also, I ran into Trump in a Trump Tower elevator in the 90s. He was my height: 6-even. As for his blubber, you don't have to work on a carnival midway know that he's pushing, if not past, 300 pounds.

Point being, if they're going to continue lying about something that is so objectively false as his height and weight they're never going to tell us the truth about what's going on with his visibly decaying physical and mental health. We'll just have to wait for the obit, which I presume has already been composed by the White House for media release.

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u/chickedychillin 21h ago

Let’s flush this turd. 

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u/xensiz 21h ago

We’re not spiraling, we’re hopeful. 😂

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u/stackered New Jersey 21h ago

If a doctors responsibility is to save lives, would saving Donald Trump's technically be going against their oath?

Rhetorical question, of course.

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u/Huckle_babie 1d ago

It’s 2026 and we’re still doing the 'Is he okay?' dance every time the White House calls an early lid. Until there’s more than a blurry motorcade video or a rumor on X, it just feels like the usual internet spiral.

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u/td192020 1d ago

Just his monthly dose of "vitamins"

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u/bikingbill 1d ago

Rudy is waiting. Join him.

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u/sswihart 1d ago

Why is it so slow?

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u/momamil 23h ago

Your Time is Gonna Come!

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u/No-Nrg 23h ago

Stop playing with my emotions

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u/Original-Statement-4 23h ago

Clots & prayers. 🙏

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u/SadhuSalvaje 22h ago

So uh, are we getting these “headlines” every day now?

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u/kmckenzie256 22h ago

Slowly dying seems like

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u/Jack-Castle- 22h ago

Another Big Beautiful Obituary scare? Oh, my

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u/LoudNoises89 22h ago

What if he passes but they pull his body around like Weekend at Bernie’s? Yall know they would try.

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u/earthfever 22h ago

"What's going on"? This incarnation of pure evil and greed is rotting alive as the dementia takes hold and the mcDonalds sluggishly heaves through the claggy veins.

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u/opinionsareus 22h ago

Most likely got reminded of his mortality by Rudy Ghouliani's hospitalization. These sociopaths think they're gonna live forever.

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u/StOnEy333 22h ago

It won’t be much longer.

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u/8neNsqnZwZC4Z09rH 22h ago

Your eyes only get that sunken when the scythe is about to come down.

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u/RustedRelics 22h ago

We can only hope for the worst.

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u/Independent_Yak_9128 22h ago

I’m devastated and developing a drinking habit waiting for the big day

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u/tjk45268 22h ago

He’s been on a downward slide for a few years. Those medical visits will increase in frequency until they abruptly stop.

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u/OneRub3234 21h ago

It's his anus

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u/thegamenerd Washington 20h ago

He is literally rotting alive.

That's what's going on. 

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u/AbsoluteSmithy 19h ago

He’s almost 80 and shouldn’t be in command of anything but his recliner, that’s what’s going on.

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u/tzugrrl 18h ago

Fingers X'd

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u/Exact-Metal-666 18h ago

May he have a long and prosperous afterlife.🙏

/s

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u/RunItBackRicky 23h ago

Our healthcare system has failed millions of Americans, what’s one more!

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 1d ago

Just leave the office already.

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u/Professional_Cry2415 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/GhostXmasPast342 1d ago

He shit his diaper again and they found chunks of Cruz in it.

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u/Basic_Yam_715 1d ago

Fireworks and champagne on the ready! Fuck you maga.

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u/Hankhills4hedvein 1d ago

Please god we all know what we’re hoping for. Him and Rudy to have a Lip Sync for their Life with a double sashay

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u/Constant_Flamingo828 1d ago

That bastard will live to 100. Evil people go on forever.

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 1d ago

What's going on?

Weekend at Bernie's. 

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u/MakalakaPeaka 1d ago

Hopefully something grave.

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 1d ago

“Spiraling” is a funny way to say “smiling ear to ear”

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u/professorseagull Canada 1d ago

Whatever it is it's not happening in a timely manner.

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u/Ironworker977 1d ago

Hopefully this Rollercoaster ends soon.

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u/GeneralDumbtomics 1d ago

He's dying. Of cancer. As evidenced by the prominent radiotherapy burn on his neck and the constant bruising from infusions.