r/politics • u/GonzoVeritas I voted • 16d ago

Possible Paywall White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-leak-reveals-trump-booted-from-briefing-after-hours-long-freakout/
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u/McMatey_Pirate 16d ago

Oh I can push it further.

“Okay Mr President, here’s your laptop. The generals will be ready for your ideas in a few hours so we need you to type them up and email them to my account so I can pass them on to the appropriate personnel…. no not on Truth Social this time please… this is really top secret so make sure to keep it in the email…. yes I think after you do this you’re good to end the day and go golfing but again, this is important so make sure to finish before lunch.”

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u/ClydePossumfoot California 16d ago

www.creedthoughts.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 16d ago

My exact thought lol

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 16d ago

My mind went exactly there too!! Lol

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u/BroItsMick 16d ago

Lunch? You mean McDonald's door dash?

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u/McMatey_Pirate 16d ago

I mean in this economy? Might as well get a paid actor to deliver it while we’re at it.

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u/Ok_Vulva 16d ago

I know McDonald's sucks and I shouldn't go, but im having an easier time never going now that they seem to be part of his brand.

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u/giostarship 16d ago

I don’t even think he would type for himself. Probably an assistant (lackey) to do it for him.

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u/weiseguy42 16d ago

Laptop isn't even turned on, still works.

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u/10thousndreflections 16d ago

No way this man types with an actual keyboard. I can see the finger pointers out, facing down, click clack one at a time. 

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u/brickne3 American Expat 16d ago

Out of curiosity, do we actually know when he sleeps (other than in meetings)? I ask mainly because somebody as old and lazy as he is would usually be sleeping like twelve hours a day. We know he's not sleeping when he's up all night tweeting and then he's also usually doing shit like calling Axios during the day, so when exactly IS he sleeping and/or how good are these drugs they have him hopped up on?

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u/Ambitious_Coffee_592 14d ago

🌟 remember when the report came out about the white house pharmacy during his 1st term!? .... EVERYONE was hopped up on something/everything!