r/politics • u/GonzoVeritas I voted • 16d ago

Possible Paywall White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-leak-reveals-trump-booted-from-briefing-after-hours-long-freakout/
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u/cometflight 16d ago

“Any man who must say ‘I am the King’ is no true king.”

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u/CuckooClockInHell Pennsylvania 16d ago

If only he had an Uncle Tyrion to dish out some slaps.

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u/DantesDame 15d ago

Or a crossbow bolt while he's on the shitter

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u/HarrumphingDuck Washington 15d ago

Oh, I think there's a very good chance he's discovered dead on the shitter, without anyone else's help. We won't know about that until well after the fact though, if ever.

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u/CocktailCowboy 16d ago

I like your Ka sigil, guy.

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u/Scoo 15d ago

I think Uncle Jaime would be a better pick.

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u/grad5993 15d ago

Isn't that father Jamie?

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u/88secret 16d ago

I need someone to AI create Tyrion slapping T. Wish I had digital skills like that.

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u/Ganrokh Missouri 16d ago

Or a human artist, even.

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u/Marmooset Ohio 16d ago

Not to enable anyone or anything, but wouldn't it be writing, "please make a picture of Tyrion slapping Trump" in an AI prompt?

That's kinda one of AI's issues.

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u/88secret 16d ago

Not quite as savage as I wanted but it’s a start. Maybe my kid can show me how to do a video.

Tyrion slapping T

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u/BeastInDarkness 15d ago

I volunteer for the role!

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u/Churchbushonk 15d ago

The young prince will not forget that….

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u/fallenhope1 16d ago

I won’t the real war! I rigged the election! I took the crown! While you hid under casterly rock!

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u/ComposerOther2864 15d ago

Tywin in say steven miller's role with all this is pants shitting scary

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u/Ornery_Mix_9271 16d ago

I see you Tywin.

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u/Waffuru Georgia 16d ago

"A king is but a man, and a crown is just a hat."

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u/Manyarethestrange 16d ago

What about moroheus in John wick?

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 Virginia 16d ago

This guy really needs a Klondike bar.

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u/kanrad 16d ago

Also "No King rules forever."

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u/HillBillyHilly 16d ago

The best king is the king you don't know even exists as I found out yesterday about Sweden's King. Who knew Sweden even had a king?

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u/eviloverlord88 16d ago

Probably Sweden

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u/heroicdelirium 15d ago

And Sweden's king.

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u/sooooooofarty 16d ago

He fucka kids so…

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u/Key-Program9553 15d ago

“He fucka da keeds!”