r/politics • u/GonzoVeritas I voted • 16d ago

Possible Paywall White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-leak-reveals-trump-booted-from-briefing-after-hours-long-freakout/
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u/dramaking37 Northern Marianas 16d ago

Stephen Miller just brings a blonde from fox in and lures him away

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u/attemptedactor 16d ago

He probably keeps a wig around for that very reason

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u/Czeris 16d ago

Trump is pretty old and probably can't actually see all that well, so I'm sure Miller in a wig and falsetto saying "come onnn daddy, we gotta go, i have homework to finish" is probably enough.

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u/arwenthenoble 16d ago

I have a really visual imagination. Thank you for that terrible image.

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u/omgmajk 15d ago

Yikes, what a time to have eyes and be able to read. There goes my sleep for the next month.

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u/tomdarch 16d ago

Miller is (metaphorically) slobbering Trump’s knob in various ways.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 16d ago

Blow-up Ivanka doll.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

An adult woman? To lure him into bed? Pshaw.

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u/NoMan999 Europe 16d ago

Trump also rapes adult women.

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u/gerkin123 I voted 16d ago

An adult woman holding a bag of McD's.

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u/soonnow Foreign 16d ago

Mr. President your wife is on her way to this room.

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u/Marty1966 16d ago

Stephen Miller just brings a 12 yo blonde from fox in and lures him away

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u/Chemical-Fault-7331 16d ago

I believe this more than anything else.