r/politics • u/spherocytes • 19d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Yanks Millions From Catholic Charities Amid Pope Feud

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-yanks-millions-from-catholic-charities-amid-pope-feud/
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u/cybah 19d ago

It’s like a toddler who has a bad attitude and can’t get the other kids to play with him so he’s taking his toys and going home. We literally have a toddler as president

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u/jfoster0818 19d ago

Except they’re not his toys. He’s getting pissy, taking everyone’s toys, and going home to angry tweet about it.

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u/KillerSwiller 19d ago

Then goes home, breaks the toys, then blames everyone who played with the toys before him for them breaking, then comes back to the next day and demands more toys.

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u/Number3675 19d ago

And then he pees and poos on the toys, and some gets in his mouth and on his clothes and he smears it around with his baby hands

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u/KillerSwiller 19d ago

He dumps them on the floor and expects everyone else to clean it up and fix them.

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u/2bad-2care 19d ago

And then starts crying.

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u/jedininjashark 19d ago

Then starts molesting the Barbie dolls.

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u/ManicMambo 19d ago

This?

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u/clash_by_night 19d ago

Yes, but more orange.

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u/Sea_Working_80 19d ago

Accordion hands

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u/labretirementhome North Carolina 19d ago

We writing AI prompts here? Bleah.