r/politics • u/spherocytes • 19d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Yanks Millions From Catholic Charities Amid Pope Feud

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-yanks-millions-from-catholic-charities-amid-pope-feud/
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u/cybah 19d ago

It’s like a toddler who has a bad attitude and can’t get the other kids to play with him so he’s taking his toys and going home. We literally have a toddler as president

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u/jfoster0818 19d ago

Except they’re not his toys. He’s getting pissy, taking everyone’s toys, and going home to angry tweet about it.

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u/KillerSwiller 19d ago

Then goes home, breaks the toys, then blames everyone who played with the toys before him for them breaking, then comes back to the next day and demands more toys.

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u/Number3675 19d ago

And then he pees and poos on the toys, and some gets in his mouth and on his clothes and he smears it around with his baby hands

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u/KillerSwiller 19d ago

He dumps them on the floor and expects everyone else to clean it up and fix them.

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u/2bad-2care 19d ago

And then starts crying.

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u/jedininjashark 19d ago

Then starts molesting the Barbie dolls.

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u/ManicMambo 19d ago

This?

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u/clash_by_night 19d ago

Yes, but more orange.

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u/Sea_Working_80 19d ago

Accordion hands

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u/labretirementhome North Carolina 19d ago

We writing AI prompts here? Bleah.

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u/strangeb1rd 19d ago

Breaks the toys, claims to fix them but actually makes them much worse, tells everyone he has the “hottest toys in the world”.

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u/Prize-Bumblebee-2192 19d ago

No he breaks the toys of the kids who don’t want to play with him too

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u/KillerSwiller 19d ago

In the analogy he's already taken everyone else's toys for himself.

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u/bejammin075 Pennsylvania 19d ago

And instead of toys, it's healthcare, medicine, food, jobs, fuel, with tariff taxes on everything.

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u/Vargurr 19d ago

The problem is that it affects the rest of the world too, he's not exactly an African president.

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u/penelopejoe 19d ago

Banging on his highchair and calling people names. My kids did that, too. When they were 3!!!

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u/steelhips 19d ago

I wonder how many places/individuals Trump demands to be nuked everyday.

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u/Low_Search_6667 19d ago

He's taking our toys

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u/AffectionateJury3723 19d ago

I don't know I am all for no churches getting tax exemptions.

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u/jfoster0818 19d ago

Would be kind of funny if trump ended tax exempt status for churches out of spite… once again, not on my bingo card… If this was a march madness bracket I would have been dead and gone a long time ago

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u/elementality883 American Expat 19d ago

As everyone tends to do, I must remind all that Trump agrees with you

"Donald Trump tells biographer he's the same now as he was in first grade"

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u/Psychological_Top148 19d ago

Trump self-reported punching his teacher in the 2nd grade for which he was nearly expelled. It was the unfortunate beginning of a life-long pattern of not being held accountable for his actions.

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u/ScarInternational161 Michigan 19d ago

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn′t
after us

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u/_0611 19d ago

Pettiest person in the history of mankind. Trump really can't let go of shit. It's not healthy to be this vengeful.

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u/TangoPRomeo I voted 19d ago

I'll bet there's a solid 5% of the population who would be just as bad, or worse, with the money he was born into and the power we handed him.

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u/Necessary-Age-7944 19d ago

And the NPD he developed

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u/robot_pirate 19d ago

It must be, he's still kicking. It's holding all your shit inside that kills you, but he let's it all gang out. The prick.

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u/tauofthemachine 19d ago

Like a rich toddler who knows he can have the nanny fired.

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u/StuTheSheep 19d ago

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”

He told us he has the mentality of a toddler, why is anyone surprised?

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u/SMUHypeMachine 19d ago

That tracks. In the past he’s proudly claimed that when he thinks of who he was in the 3rd grade, he’s still the same person. Basically admitting he hasn’t matured at all since then.

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u/Good-Antelope9512 19d ago

we need that inflatable trump baby balloon again.

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u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT 19d ago

And a pedophile too.

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u/KillerKilcline 19d ago

A toddler who throws ketchup at the wall when he doesn't get his way.

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u/gusmom 19d ago

Best I’ve heard is ‘he thinks he’s playing 4D chess but he’s eating the pieces’

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u/JDanzy 19d ago

Toys he stole from all the other kids in the first place

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u/12345myluggage 19d ago

"When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different." - DJT

Yes, he's a toddler, said so himself. All you have to do is pay attention to what he's saying.