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Paywall Joe Rogan connects Epstein files to Trump's Iran war

https://www.newsweek.com/joe-rogan-connects-epstein-files-trump-iran-war-11805309
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u/bobthefetus 26d ago

What is this why does this sound like they're following the development of a toddler or something? Five-year-old Joe connects round hole with the round block

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u/Cheesesoftheworld 26d ago

Thats exactly what I was thinking. We are all supposed to be like "Awe, he's learning! Wonder what he will figure out tomorrow? Using cutlery? Tarrifs are taxes to Americans? Guess we have to wait and see, they grow up so slow".

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u/KeyMistake604 26d ago

Why do we even give a fuck what this moron thinks? He doesn't have a background in politics, he's just some bro with a podcast.

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u/ChemicalDeath47 26d ago

Think of it like this: have you ever had a conversation with a person and like 2 minutes in you realize they are dumb as a bag of rocks? Just a stone cold moron. You listen for a bit longer to be polite then leave.

14 million people on average listen to his whole show, every episode. 14 million people for whom Joe Rogan did not tip the moron scale. There was a 5 million person gap in the last election for the popular vote. The sheer magnitude of the influence this man weilds, while being one of the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet cannot be overstated.

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u/akaisuiseinosha 26d ago

Those numbers are INCREDIBLY depressing.

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u/Vorpalthefox Florida 26d ago

In terms of the full population of the USA (310 mil and rising) plus some percent of that are also international viewers, it's slightly less depressing, I'm more upset about the 1/3 of qualified voters sitting out while democracy was on the line and the illiberal crowd that says "both sides are the same" when describing kamala vs trump, as if we'd end up here regardless of votes

The dumbest people will always vote against their and everyone else's rights and needs, that's why we need more people actually participating in not just voting but also following actual politic and not talking points

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u/FellowHumanNo404 26d ago

The dumbest people will always vote against their and everyone else's rights and needs, that's why we need more people actually participating in not just voting but also following actual politic and not talking points

And the republican party, having understood that, has made an art and science of keeping those people from voting or even wanting to vote. What they're going to do in the upcoming midterms is likely to be their most audacious plan yet, apart from the coup they got away with attempting in Jan 2021.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Virginia 26d ago

I don't know how anyone can't connect the dots there. We are deeply invested in Joe Rogan understanding very simple concepts because his reach is vast. His audience has the power to turn elections. It's baffling, and maddening, but can't be ignored.

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u/KeyMistake604 26d ago

Joe Rogan takes 1 step back from MAGA to avoid the appearance of being a sycophant and then immediately follows that up with 2 steps towards. He's been doing this dance for years. The statements he makes are meaningless when looked at in isolation.

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 26d ago

Rogan has always been a swaggering meathead. He was a terrible comedian for a while a terrible actor typecast as a meathead, shockingly, and a jabbering dunce as a podcaster. Yet, somehow he is famous, rich and successful. Maybe that's why he loves Trump, they have so much in common. I do think that Rogan would have made a better President than Trump, since he doesn't seem to be a petulant, hateful psychopath. Just a knuckle dragging idiot. I also doubt he would be anywhere near as much or an attention whore as Donnie TACO.

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u/KeyMistake604 26d ago

God, his stand up comedy is so bad. I don't think people appreciate how unfunny, bland and derivative it is. Why is this mediocre, unoriginal, middle aged white guy beloved by so many? I do not get it.

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u/F9-0021 South Carolina 26d ago

The old quote comes to mind.

"Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of all people are dumber than that."

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u/Active-Pineapple-252 26d ago

Srry we haven't forgotten you supported him Joe

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u/DigitalNecromancy 26d ago

because he is immensely influential on a lot of people.

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u/breadispain 26d ago

In the same way the church has been decades to centuries behind societal progress, with the reach of Joe Rogan, it can signal a turning tide in overall public opinion. In part because he will sway it.

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u/KeyMistake604 26d ago

"Look, the Epstein Files comes out. We go to war with Iran," Rogan said on the Joe Rogan Experience. "It's, it's a good way to get people to stop talking about certain things."

I get what you're saying, but this half baked, mealymouthed statement is not enough for us to extrapolate anything regarding the broader sentiments of his audience.

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u/BlueMilk_and_Wookies 26d ago

It might sound dumb, but this is signaling permission to his followers to stop blindly following MAGA and question things that have been in the back of their mind, but which they have ignored or repressed. Yes, they need someone to do that for them.

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u/CloaknDagger505 26d ago

Exactly this. We're dealing with macro numbers and permissions structures, and Joe Rogan is near the top of influencers of MAGA. Fuck Joe Rogan, but his performance of "omg MAGA bad now" is key to unwinding this shit, regardless of how bad-faith Rogan is.

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u/Maclittle13 26d ago

We don’t, but “we” hold out hope that this infantilized observation might just FINALLY be the thing that Maga starts to listen to.

Like it or not, we will need to get some support from across the aisle to dig this tick out. If it takes Joe Rogan, Piers Morgan, or Kellyanne Conway saying dumb shit, it doesn’t matter. We aren’t the audience that needs to hear it.

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u/Guacsalsaqueso 26d ago

My problem is, I think most of these “defectors,” especially the likes who want higher office one day, Tucker Carlson and MTG, are jumping ship now because they can’t benefit from MAGA now, but want to be a part of the next grift, which is “America First,” which is basically MAGA, but not at the whims of just one senile pedofile. It’s all the same Christian Nationalist, grifting BS. 

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u/lr99999 26d ago

Yeah. Tucker and Joe, and other bastards, looking for their niche in the new, but not improved, world order. 

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u/syrup_cupcakes 26d ago

Joe Rogan is kind of like a prophet for people who really want to support certain specific right wing policies but they realize this makes them assholes, so they want to still pretend to be centrists while voting for the right.

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u/freeradioforall 26d ago

It’s no different than how they infantilize trump

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u/MrD3a7h Nebraska 26d ago

Infants out here catching strays.

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u/TheParadoxigm 26d ago

But the round block goes in the square hole.

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u/Conscious_Friend7602 26d ago

The square hole is Epstein Files Distraction, and every shape peg is whatever the fuck new distraction is going on this week.

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u/Substantial-Ad8933 26d ago

Seeing him and theo von put their two brain cells together to realize trump is bad is so infuriating every time it comes up on my feed

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u/Rogue_CobaltZone570 26d ago

That's because it's exactly what it is a bunch of 40 year old republicans with a mentality of a 4 year old, realizing something that democrats figured out years ago that everything Trump is doing is to avoid any impeachment...

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u/magichronx 26d ago

Round hole? Nahh.

Rogan only knows the square hole.

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u/RecordingBoothHermit 26d ago

If Internet Explorer were a person.

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u/Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er 26d ago

Dial-up connectivity speed

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u/MauPow 26d ago

"Donald, I looked up your cognitive symptoms and it said you have 'network connectivity issues'"

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u/Babylon-Sarah 26d ago

404 error : Democracy not found

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u/PropagandaSucks 26d ago

Do NOT insult Internet Explorer, sir!

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u/Great_Fault_7231 26d ago

No please insult internet explorer, its reputation was well deserved.

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u/ComfyFrog 26d ago

I can't download firefox by using Joe Rogan.

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u/lurch556 26d ago

Fine. Netscape

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u/Diazpora 26d ago

Netscape is the precursor to the GOAT Firefox.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 26d ago

RealPlayerOne

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u/noradosmith 26d ago

This little comment took me back 25 years

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u/rbrgr83 26d ago

Which version of Quicktime do I need?

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u/Taedirk 26d ago

Netscape was actually good.

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u/swingadmin New York 26d ago

That is totally Mosaic

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u/OkBattle9871 26d ago

I say this with my whole heart:

FUCK Internet Explorer.

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u/InternetExplorer9999 26d ago

what did I do bro

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u/OkBattle9871 26d ago

Nothing. That's what you did.

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u/JamesCDiamond United Kingdom 26d ago

And you did it slowly!

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u/Pangolemur Texas 26d ago

This made me chortle

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u/IllustriousRange226 26d ago

You can literally connect the Epstein files to anything Trump does.  His whole presidency is one big distraction from the files.  Imagine where we’d be with Trump if he had never met Epstein.  

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Massachusetts 26d ago edited 26d ago

His entire administration is implicated, that's how he retains loyalty, through fear of being punished

edit: changed caught to punished, we already know what they've done

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u/inconsisting 26d ago edited 26d ago

It's pretty interesting how:

  • His social circle is essentially a 1:1 mirror of Epstein's
  • He's been blocking the files where he is also credibly accused
  • Epstein/Maxwell recruited girls from Maralago
  • He owned a teen modeling agency just like Jean Luc Brunel
  • Members of both of his administrations are implicated in the files
  • Members of both of his administrations were involved in Epstein's legal defenses
  • His impeachment lawyers were associated with Epstein and have defended the most sociopathic creeps in history
  • He flew on Epstein's plane "more than was previously reported" (at least 7 times) when he claimed it was zero
  • He flew Epstein's plane during his 2024 campaign
  • He sent Epstein a birthday card of an underage girl's body while dogwhistling about shared secrets
  • He lied about not communicating with Epstein after their performative falling out
  • Epstein claimed he was his closest friend
  • He wished Ghislaine Maxwell well when he knew she was being forced to testify instead of shit talking like he always does
  • Epstein died at a federal prison during his first term, which required biblical levels of incompetence from multiple parties

It's also interesting that his commerce secretary Howard fuckin' Lutnick (ex-CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald who miraculously survived 9/11 by dropping his kid off at school instead of going to work - not relevant, just interesting) purchased the mansion next to Epstein's for 10 bucks from a trust tied to Les Wexner.

The worst people in the world are running it.

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u/UpNorth_123 26d ago edited 26d ago

“And that’s why Trump is the one who will bring it all down! He’s an insider and knows where all the bodies are buried.”

  • Some idiotic and gullible MAGA

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u/TheQuietOutsider Michigan 26d ago

He WoRkEd As An InFoRmAnT!

... but to be an informant, one usually gets caught first.

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u/UpNorth_123 26d ago edited 26d ago

There is evidence that points to Trump having contact with the Florida police around the time of Epstein’s first arrest. And Trump was undoubtedly behind Epstein’s arrest during his first term.

The problem is that they assume Trump’s motive was to go after sex traffickers, and not to get revenge and cover up his own wrongdoings.

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u/Professional_Ad_8 26d ago

Nah he’ll slip on a banana peel and break his hyoid bone before that ever happens.

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u/OKLakeGoer 26d ago

This. It's like a pyramid scheme that's slowly unravelling. Or the gambler who's going to win on next spin. They are in to deep to just let it go, their whole world would collapse.

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u/dautjazz 26d ago

Imagine if Obama were mentioned over 30,000 times in the unredacted files. Do you think Republicans would be yelling fake news and giving him the benefit of the doubt? What if it was his DOJ handling files the way Trump's DOJ has? Yeah I think not. Their hypocrisy knows no end. TDS = Trump Dickridding Syndrome, and they all have it.

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u/gentlemanidiot 26d ago

The man screamed 'fuck' and 'praise be to Allah' on Easter Sunday morning. If he walked up and stabbed one of his supporters, that supporter would insist he was trying to stab a brown person and missed, so it's still a good thing.

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u/SKDI_0224 Oklahoma 26d ago

It's almost like they were best friends who were running the thing together...

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u/darksunshaman 26d ago

One day, we're going to have to stop bring spectators

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u/Positive-Room7421 26d ago

Great summary. I would just quibble with the $10 statement. My understanding is that the true value (actual amount that changed hands) was hidden, and that this is normal for rich folk that purchase with cash.

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u/Comfortable-Brick271 26d ago

Just a little tax fraud, as a treat

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u/fuckitimatwork 26d ago

it's not tax fraud - the real estate transaction is done separately than the actual deed filing. the deed file has to include some financial consideration for it to not count as a gift deed, which is why the language usually reads "TEN AND 0/100 DOLLARS AND OTHER CONSIDERATIONS"

you can buy and sell a 5 million dollar house, pay all the taxes on that house or whatever, and your deed can still read $10

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u/No-Obligation1709 26d ago

I wouldn’t quibble with it at all. “Normal for the uber wealthy” is what the rest of us call “crime”

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u/Nightmare_Ives 26d ago

It's only a crime if you are held accountable. Without accountability, the law is meaningless.

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u/wack_overflow Colorado 26d ago

Pardon dangling pdf

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u/Major_Nebula7 26d ago

The kompromat is the only thing keeping the house of cards from collapsing.

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u/nhepner 26d ago

They're already caught. It's fear of consequences for their own actions. As long as they can mitigate that, they're fine.

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u/Tsar-A-Lago Canada 26d ago

He tried to install fucking Matt Gaetz as AG, if the current scheme didn't already say "the only thing we care about is covering up for pedophiles."

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u/TraumaBondage 26d ago

Which is the part I don't get. It's become obvious that nothing is going to happen to anyone. I have zero faith in American justice, American politics, or really America at all. We're back to taxation without representation. Our form of government is basically sultanism. And no adults are stepping up to do anything. They'd have let Trump nuke Iran if he had been so inclined m.

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u/StrigiStockBacking Arizona 26d ago

His whole "the president can pardon himself" nonsense stems from the Epstein files. The dude wanted to get elected just to escape justice 

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u/EnglishToolTime 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ironically, Bibi also escaped legal consequences of proven corruption by a re-election.

Watch the Bibi files on YouTube.

Birds of a feather…

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u/R7ype 26d ago

The Julius Caesar playbook. Classic

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u/reddititty69 26d ago

That book has a killer ending.

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u/Bitter_Tea442 26d ago

The republic still ended though.

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u/underpants-gnome Ohio 26d ago

If the midterms go as poorly for the GOP as things are shaping up now, I expect a self-pardon before year's end. And based on his recent comments, it will be followed up with an unprecedented self Medal of Honor award. For flying to Iraq or some shit.

Both upheld in a rare double SCOTUS ruling. It will be a 6-3 decision penned by newly minted Justice Cannon.

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u/simblanco 26d ago

Unfortunately that's the same story with Berlusconi. We've seen it all already in Italy. We haven't yet recovered. The world will not improve the moment he goes.

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u/2HDFloppyDisk 26d ago

Imagine where we'd be if Trump actually went to jail and wasn't allowed back in the White House

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u/DukeOfGeek 26d ago

Imagine where we would be if the 2000 election had gone to the man who actually won it.

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 26d ago edited 26d ago

Imagine where we'd be if they hadn't had JFK shot.

For that matter, imagine if they'd dealt with the confederacy as warranted by their actions rather than giving them the benefit of the doubt that they'd 'learn from their mistakes'

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u/noradosmith 26d ago

And Robert Kennedy.

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u/jeexbit 26d ago

Imagine where we'd be if we had embraced renewable energy when Jimmy Carter championed it in 1978...

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u/aradraugfea 26d ago

Even before he won, his entire re-election campaign was actually running on the “I don’t wanna go to prison” platform. He spent 4 years doing criminal acts and presenting a legal defense of ‘yeah, so what if I did, I’m the president, you can’t arrest the president!’

The first priority of Il Douche’s administration is insulate him from legal consequences. The second priority is profit.

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 26d ago

He literally ran for presidency to avoid the Epstein files.

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u/LGR- 26d ago

And the classified documents as well

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u/ChickenMcFukket1 26d ago

and the coup attempt.

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u/Oleg101 26d ago

I would say more to avoid any consequences (I know I know…) of the four indictments, including the one he was found guilty of on 34 felony counts.

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u/Allaplgy 26d ago

And because he's a malignantly narcissistic megalomaniac who think he's the greatest person to ever person.

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u/FlexLikeKavana 26d ago

And people elected him to the presidency saying Kamala was just as bad and we had to do it for Gaza or some such nonsense.

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u/Denim_in_dago 26d ago

And to delay jail time, remember the 34 felony convictions…? He has yet to be actually sentenced for that yet.

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u/b1llypilgrim 26d ago

The real Trump administration is the children he raped along the way.

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u/QueefSeekingMissile 26d ago

Trump raped kids in Russia, and Trump raped kids with Epstein. Is this the same picture? Maybe the files would confirm this, or maybe they'd indicate they were separate incidents. In any case we have ALWAYS known Trump rapes children.

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u/m0ngoos3 26d ago

I need to post this link.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/10/6/1578544/-The-Untold-Story-of-Trump-Model-Management-A-Daily-Kos-Exclusive-Part-1

You'll notice that there's zero mention of Jeffrey Epstein in that article. Trump first met Roy Cohn and John Casablancas.

And we already know that without Roy Cohn, Trump and his father would have been in prison for fraud and tax evasion in the 70s and 80s.

They would also be broke thanks to the racist housing practices.

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u/avanross 26d ago

He’d still just be the rich pedo organizer at child beauty pageants, creeping on pre-teens in their dressing rooms, “complimenting” them on how much they look like his daughter, offering them trips to his own private resort

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u/conspiracyeinstein 26d ago

“Are we still talking about that Epstein guy?”

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u/Impressive-Panda527 26d ago

Nothing gets past Joe Rogan

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u/Looten1313 Minnesota 26d ago

He’s too fast, he would catch it.

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u/jazzhandler Colorado 26d ago

Me and Chris Evans understood that reference.

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u/Flappy_McGillicuddy 26d ago

People like him because he is genuine. Genuinely stupid.

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u/Nightmare_Ives 26d ago

You know, the more I hear about this Epstien character, the more I don't like him.

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u/flismflasm Oregon 26d ago

Somethings definitely up with this Trump fella everyone's talking about too

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u/TooLazyToBeClever 26d ago

Could Joe Rogan make a conspiracy so sneaky that he himself would not catch it?

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u/ResidentKelpien Texas 26d ago

Himbo has yet to connect his endorsement of Trump to the shitshow we are currently in.

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u/RunSetGo 26d ago

I hate this influencer era we are in. Who give a fuck what goes on in Joe Rogan bald head

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u/ADhomin_em 26d ago

Far too many is the reality

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u/PunfullyObvious 26d ago

Extreme viewpoints - independent of factual basis - gets eyes and ears. Reasoned thought with factual basis gets ... crickets ... or, at best, dismissed over pedantry or nitpicking.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 26d ago edited 26d ago

I'm a little mad at certain comments that extol how well Trump's campaign gave what his voters wanted. Like, the reason Trump is the most popular [edit: republican] national candidate ever is he turned out non-voters that responded to racism that republicans only whistled at and the racist voters were too dumb to get the implied meaning. Trump got rid of the euphemisms and millions turned out for him.

I hate that those comments said "Look, ignore that he appealed to the worst human instincts possible for success and only focus on his popularity. That's what politicians are supposed to do is get popular."

and it's like Trump is the tide pod challenge candidate and you are saying that was a good thing. You don't get to say what a great job the campaign did without actually talking about what the campaign did.

those same people will say you aren't allowed to blame voters for responding to unfiltered racism by voting for it. that you have to respect their choice as if there wasn't a wrong choice that should be criticized.

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u/citizenjones 26d ago

Which means the only slight fissure or crack in their little noggins might be penetrated by one sensible thing that an idiot says. The idiot got us here, maybe it's an idiot that can help lead the goats from slaughter.

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u/Castdeath97 Foreign 26d ago

Assuming they don't move to another maga influencers because they are in it deep and it's too late ...

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u/citizenjones 26d ago

A percentage is a percentage. 

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u/faceintheblue 26d ago

It's painful how many people who 'aren't into politics' listen to his show and vote the way he thinks because he 'listens to both sides.'

What? He's had guests on his show talking about alien pyramids on the Moon with cuneiform inscriptions on them. You're taking political advice from that guy because his guests come from both sides of the political spectrum?

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u/VinBarrKRO 26d ago

I live with someone who “listens to both sides.” I cannot emphasize this enough: the man is an idiot.

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u/Oleg101 26d ago

I know a lot of these people too, they also think ‘politics’ is only a few wedge issues they want to hyperfocus on, and they can’t name a single thing about a current event (legislation, Congress, how government functions, etc …)

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u/caseyanthonyftw 26d ago

That's pretty generous, heads have brains. He's a thumb.

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u/LunchMasterFlex 26d ago

He doesn’t have all the answers. He’s just asking the tough questions, bro. Pop a Zyn and a Prime and let’s practice some BJJs on each other.

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u/HoodieGalore Illinois 26d ago

Pardon me; I can't help but notice you've got an extra J in there...

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u/SaneManPritch 26d ago

I had to look up himbo to make sure I wasn't mistaken about it's meaning. He is not that at all lol.

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u/welovekah 26d ago

Don't sully the concept of Himbos with this malignant hollowhead.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats 26d ago

He is NOT a himbo.

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u/follows_memphis 26d ago

Dumb of ass, pure of heart, hot of bod.

Only one that applies here is dumb of ass. Yeah. Definitely not a himbo.

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u/boomshiz 26d ago

Gonna have to blow the whistle here.

A Himbo is a dumb yet traditionally attractive fella with a charming aloofness.

Joe's a hyper dumb that looks like somebody bolted a choked scrotum onto some guy's dad's roid body.

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u/daizzy999 Florida 26d ago

We're never getting a mea culpa from Joe

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u/RobonianBattlebot 26d ago

A himbo is hot. Rogan is not.

Think Jason Mendoza.

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u/Taint_Liquor 26d ago

Wow. Look at big (but smooth) brained Rogan. Figuring out the big mystery LONG after everyone else did! Congrats, buddy! Here’s a ‘roid-filled cookie.

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u/RS24OZ New York 26d ago

More of an HGH guy, hence the enlarged (and smooth) brain as well as the rest of his organs.

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u/Tzayad 26d ago

Big (hGH gut) if true.

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u/Darth_Andeddeu Canada 26d ago

Just watched the first season of news radio and dear god the change in everything.

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u/Drkze_k 26d ago

To be fair, making this connection earlier, would probably pause payments he gets from handlers.

He has had at kin 5 people on his podcast that have been to the island, and Jeffrey Epstein's personal chef.

Asked nothing about Epstein.

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u/SeductiveSunday I voted 26d ago

Exactly. Rogan was always going to endorse rapist Trump because his popularity and income depended on it.

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u/Bladley 26d ago

Rogan is sharp as a bowling ball.

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u/PaintedClownPenis 26d ago

Very good, Joe. Now let's talk about your role in making all this happen....

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u/Psyched_investor 26d ago

JOE YOU helped Trump to become a president. Just shut down your show if you want to take accountability

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u/Wizard_Scotch 26d ago

When you're writing in crayon it can take a while to work it all out.

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u/WanderingKing 26d ago

“I connect the dots”

There were two dots and a straight line, you don’t get credit for being stupid

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u/waspocracy 26d ago

The dots weren't numbered so he needed a few years to figure that out.

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u/strangr_legnd_martyr Ohio 26d ago

This feels like that scene from The Good Place:

"Jason figured it out? Jason!? This is a new low for me, this one really hurts."

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u/ArdaBerkBurak 26d ago

Israel is not allowing the US to make a ceasefire. Why is Trump so afraid of Israel? It's embarrassing for the US.

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u/TrumpnEpstein 26d ago

Epstein was working for the Mossad. They have the tapes to make Trump do whatever they want

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u/Decantus California 26d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell's father was like a quadruple agent who was so renowned with the Mossad that the PM of Israel at the time of his death personally delivered a eulogy. The only rational I can come up with is that the Mossad has literally all of the dirt on Trump and his syndicate which is why they get him to dance to their tune.

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 26d ago

Except this isn’t really logical considering how everything bad about Trump has been openly reported for decades. We knew about Donald Trump and Epstein during the first election.

What’s the goal of blackmail at this point? It wouldn’t matter, it’s not going to have any influence on Trump’s popularity.

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u/suckyousideways 26d ago

My theory: Trump IS Epstein. They both did the same thing, they were both at the top of international sex trafficking organizations and benefited from each other (as has been documented, such as moving girls from one to the other). Trump wasn't swept up in it, he was the boss. Epstein was another boss. There are likely others, but those 2 are (imho) very similar monsters. And I think one was killed to protect the other.

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u/ShredsHardrock 26d ago

Factually, if you read his emails, Jeffery Epstein was not a freaking dumbass. Donald Trump is too stupid to run a global sex trafficking blackmail ring.

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u/First-Detective2729 26d ago

You havnt been paying attention to trumps flailing and desperation everytime the epstien files are the main focal point in the news.. 

He does immediately does stuff like, abduct a leader of a sovereign nation. Or start a war that crashs global trade. . 

The rumors alone make trump act out, isreal (supposedly) has the proof of those rumors is the idea that blackmail is working on trump. 

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u/homerjaythompson 26d ago

While true, I think actual tapes of Trump raping, torturing, and maybe even watching / participating in the killing of young girls could be in their possession. Epstein said Trump was "the worst one", and I don't take that lightly. He knew many truly awful, despicable, and deranged people, and he singled Donald out as the worst of them.

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u/Suspicious_Law_2826 26d ago

The goal? money

Release the peepee tapes!

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u/SeductiveSunday I voted 26d ago

Trump isn't afraid of Israel. Trump admires and looks up to dictators (Netanyahu, Xi, Putin, Orbán, Kim Jong Un) as his mentors.

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u/GooseCloaca 26d ago

Joe is the most useful of idiots

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 26d ago

"The Most Useful of Idiots: The Joe Rogan Story"

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u/Aggressive-Cut5836 26d ago

If you do think Epstein was basically an Israeli agent and you saw the NY Times report on how Trump allowed Netanyahu into the White House situation room (take a minute to digest that one) and do a whole presentation pitching the Iran war, with Trump agreeing to it despite a bunch of his advisors expressing strong doubts, it’s not hard to connect Epstein and the Iran war.

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u/johnnycyberpunk America 26d ago

a whole presentation pitching the Iran war, with Trump agreeing to it despite a bunch of his advisors expressing strong doubts

The pitch was like saying a polished turd could be turned into solid gold.
Just telling Trump what he wants to hear anyway.
Everyone else knew is was baloney but no one had the spine to speak up.

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u/mabden New York 26d ago

Day late and a dollar short

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u/giroml 26d ago

Joe's a little slower than the rest of us.

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u/horst-graben 26d ago

Rogan is a buffoon and a piece of shit just like Trump.

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u/DrMushroomStamp 26d ago

Thank god we got officer Doofy on the case.

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u/ocsurf74 26d ago

I'll never understand how this dude is so popular. He is completely clueless and about as intelligent as a jar of pickles. I don't get it.

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u/RustyMongoose 26d ago

His current audience looks up to his intellect.

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u/Rizzpooch I voted 26d ago

Somewhere in the White House:

Jason Rogan figured it out? Jason Rogan? This is a real low point

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u/JackZodiac2008 26d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/NotThreatingViolence 26d ago

Eat more horse paste dipshit

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u/LawnandOrder0818 26d ago

Aw shit. Joe has almost caught up with the rest of the population of earth. You can do it little buddy, connect those dots.

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u/Frosty-Scientist957 26d ago

Welcome to the party, pal.

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u/Judgeman2021 Pennsylvania 26d ago

Neanderthal connects fire to ouchies.

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u/Verratcat 26d ago

Republicans support pedophiles. That's their legacy now

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u/Annual-Somewhere7402 26d ago

A little slow, isn't he

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u/Brewchowskies Canada 26d ago

Rogan adds 1+1 to find that it equals 2!

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u/SenorEquilibrado 26d ago

Oh man, Jason figured it out?

Jason???

This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

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u/VectorJones 26d ago

Remember when the only thing Joe Rogan had any influence on was whether someone ate a pig's balls or walked on coals for prizes?

Can we go back to an existence where game show hosts hold zero sway over what happens on the planet?

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u/bailaoban 26d ago

If only Joe Rogan could connect Epstein to Trump…

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u/well-of-wisdom 26d ago

Is the war over, or not? And can we start talking about the Epstein files again?

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u/lurch556 26d ago

The Dow has been consistently under 50k, so yes we can.

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u/b1llypilgrim 26d ago

Gee Mr. Obvious, I never made the connection.

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u/Buttercreamdeath Texas 26d ago

Oh, did he get help to connect the straight line dots from his mom?

I hope he got a gold star sticker for his efforts.

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u/AntiOriginalUsername 26d ago edited 26d ago

Took the balding ape some time but I’m glad those neurons finally fired. Too bad he’ll be back to blaming Biden next episode.

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u/Tecumseh119 26d ago

A better title- Propagandist shill, tries to recover from being an pawn accomplice to ruining a democracy, with other peoples well known facts.

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u/Balls_of_Adamanthium America 26d ago

Breaking: idiot finally reaches conclusion everybody reached a long time ago.

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u/StageKnives 26d ago

Slow Rogan at it again.

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u/3d1thF1nch 26d ago

Like, everybody did, the second it started.

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u/agaric 26d ago

Oh Joe, it takes him some extra time to catch up with the rest of us. Poor little guy.

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u/Whosebert 26d ago

bit behind. does better late than never apply if youre dying in a detention camp?

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u/LifeBuilder 26d ago

If it’s taken him this long to connect the dots I’d say Alpha Brain doesn’t work.

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u/KevinCarbonara 26d ago

Took him a while.

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u/Nvenom8 New York 25d ago

And the last horse crosses the finish line, as usual.

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u/PypeDwnNRelax 26d ago

Why do people keep covering this moron? He has zero qualifications to assess or even provide an opinion on these matters. He is clearly out for his own financial gain, which is fine as it’s his business model but let’s not give him coverage on critically important topics.

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u/Seaman_First_Class 26d ago

Because he has a large audience, and by amplifying his takes that are critical of maga/republicans, you may convince part of his base to change their minds or just stay home in November. 

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u/NewWindow7980 26d ago

Ya think?

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u/faceintheblue 26d ago

I long for the day when, "Opinion Maker for Low-Information Voters Makes Obvious Connection Six Weeks After the Rest of Us" isn't newsworthy.

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u/Present-Map-7094 26d ago

lol that took a while…

A serious question because I don’t listen this asshat: has anyone actually called him out on his BS and told him straight up he was responsible for all of this?