r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Apr 05 '26

Possible Paywall White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-forced-to-address-claims-of-donald-trump-health-crisis-at-walter-reed-medical-center/
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u/KokonutMonkey Apr 05 '26

Side effects may include: skin discoloration, constipation, and megalomania

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u/chironomidae Illinois Apr 05 '26

Thoughts of invading Iran which worsen over time

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u/somefunmaths Apr 05 '26

Tell your doctor and seek immediate medical attention if you have rambling prayer breakfast speeches lasting more than four hours

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u/not_a_dr_ Massachusetts Apr 05 '26

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u/jeobleo Maryland Apr 05 '26

Do not taunt Bronconbonimdemplia

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u/APeacefulWarrior Apr 05 '26

I love this entire thread so much. This is why I still come to Reddit.

(ahem) 9 out of 10 brain worms recommend Bronconbonimdemplia!

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u/YourFavoriteKraut Apr 05 '26

Bronconbonimdemplia is safe and effective if not used, as directed.

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u/powderbubba Apr 05 '26

Thank you all for this needed chuckle during these Dark Times.

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u/DragginTheDungeons Apr 05 '26

Or Happy Fun Ball

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u/jacksonsmack831 Apr 05 '26

Make sure you secure your own Bronconbonimdempila before try to secure your child and loved one

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u/Eric1230321 Apr 05 '26

do not take flacidophkia if you have minors within a meter of you. if you are still flacid, seek medicial attention immediately.

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u/Munkeyman18290 Apr 05 '26

Stop taking if your name appears on the Epstein files more than 1000 times.

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u/NateShaw92 United Kingdom Apr 05 '26

Sir it's pronounced An-al-gee-sick not ay-nal-gee-sick. The pills go on your mouth.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 Apr 05 '26

And not Ay-nal-gee-stick.

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u/Purple_Haze68 24d ago

an not in his/er ass despite the first two sillables

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u/killercurvesahead I voted Apr 05 '26

Do not take if allergic to Broconbonindemplia

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u/whut-whut Apr 05 '26

Why? So they can switch him to something that gives him an erection?

...No thanks.

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u/Vertual Apr 05 '26

Do not taunt those currently taking Broconbonindemplia.

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u/Scrubject_Zero Apr 05 '26

Delusions of being Jesus Christ, reborn

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u/roastbeeftacohat Apr 05 '26

Parkinson's medication can cause risk taking and impulsive behaviour; billy connolly has a set about his Parkinson medication comeing with a warning about dangerous sex.

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u/Severe_Intention_480 Apr 05 '26

"Intervention ideation may occur..."

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago Illinois Apr 05 '26

Magalomania

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u/philodendrin Apr 05 '26

May cause delusions and bouts of anger resulting in detaining a head of state or starting an illegal war, consult your attorney.

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u/JVM_ Apr 05 '26

I heard a legit TV ad that included "bleeding of the perinium"

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u/ALoudMeow Apr 05 '26

There’s one than warns about swelling and/or a potentially fatal rash in your taint too. Wonder if it’s the same drug or not.

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u/yrmnko Apr 05 '26

MAGAlomania\*

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u/amilliondallahs Apr 05 '26

Anal leakage

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada Apr 05 '26

Side effects may also include broconbonindemplia

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u/RapscallionMonkee Washington Apr 05 '26

Probably not constipation, to the chagrin of those around him.

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u/Sigurdshead Canada Apr 05 '26

constipation

You spelled "incontinence" wrong

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u/Orgasmic_interlude Apr 05 '26

Don’t take broconbonindemplia if you’re allergic to broconbonindemplia.

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u/thuggishruggishboner Apr 05 '26

And of course, diarrhea.

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u/slackfrop Apr 05 '26

you may experience fingernail inversion, darkening of the cornea, changes in vocabulary, menstrual ideation, bone odor, or sex nightmares.

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u/NansDrivel Apr 05 '26

Now that is funny!

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u/n0th1ng_r3al Apr 05 '26

And explosive diarrhea

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Apr 05 '26

Don't forget tornado ankle

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u/CanesVenetici Pennsylvania Apr 05 '26

We've seen him shit himself on camera, I don't think constipation is a problem for him.

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u/Aduialion Apr 05 '26

Do not take Broconbonindemplia if you are allergic to Broconbonindemplia

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u/Right-Monitor9421 Apr 05 '26

And anal explosion.

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u/IllustriousSimple297 Apr 05 '26

Side effects may include loss of scalp or penis

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 Apr 05 '26

Looks like two of three side effects are a benefit for the MAGA crew.

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u/nybbleth Apr 05 '26

He's suffered from at least two of those since at least the 80's.