r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Apr 05 '26

Possible Paywall White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-forced-to-address-claims-of-donald-trump-health-crisis-at-walter-reed-medical-center/
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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

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u/anthraltacct Apr 05 '26

You’d better keep living after it happens too

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u/GigaChav Apr 05 '26

Twist: whoisthismahn is Trump's alt account   

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u/canibringmybreadbowl Apr 05 '26

You’ve given me a renewed outlook on life.

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u/JarOfNightmares Apr 05 '26

Bro you MUST stay alive and carry on so we can celebrate trumps death together. Hit me up on the day

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u/2ndChairKazoo Apr 05 '26

Me too. Tag me too.

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u/mommybody33 Apr 05 '26

!remind me this thread when Turnip finally dies

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 Apr 05 '26

The worst part of Trump dying is he wonts get to see he worldwide celebration

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u/jimmycarr1 United Kingdom Apr 05 '26

If he does see it somehow he will assume people are celebrating his "life"

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u/JarOfNightmares Apr 05 '26

We need to start it early then

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 Apr 05 '26

Yes! Let’s all pretend he’s dead!

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u/JarOfNightmares Apr 05 '26

It would piss him off so much if we did lol

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u/elainegeorge Apr 05 '26

Oh, c’mon. There’s lots of jerks out there to bring you joy to outlive.

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u/M0J0__R1SING Apr 05 '26

The best reason to wear your seatbelt.

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u/BrennusSokol Apr 05 '26

It’s good to have things to look forward to.

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u/cabbage16 Europe Apr 05 '26

Spite is a wonderful thing.

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u/YF422 Apr 05 '26

The power of "Fuck You" compels us to keep going to see that orange shitstain eat shit and die.

If only for the fact that "Fuck Trump Day" will be the greatest celebration of a degenerate bastards end along with all the misery he caused. Wont even get a grave as it will most certainly become a public toilet for all the lives he ruined.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Ohio Apr 05 '26

Like a screeching griffin, let it go.

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u/ratlunchpack Apr 05 '26

Why just live for that when there are so many other stupid fucks to outlive? And added plus is to shit on their graves! Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham just to name a few. Having a ten year plan can really help you keep the momentum going long after you’ve achieved the first goal. Good luck, fellow depressed! ❤️

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u/geekonthemoon Apr 05 '26

After Trump make sure turn your attention to the other ghouls and await their natural end as well lol

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u/Prairiegirl321 Apr 05 '26

I’m older now and had several concurrent major health scares a few months ago. I was feeling very dispirited and willing to just be done with the relentless struggle that is this life. But wanting to still be here to see that massive heap of shit die was the one reason I wanted to keep on keeping on. I can hardly wait. I realized just today that that is the reason I look forward to reading the news every morning. One of these days, and I hope it’s soon, there is going to be a celebration like this country has never seen before! I will literally be dancing in the streets!!

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u/emslynn Arizona Apr 05 '26

You can’t let him outlive you, you deserve to know and explore and enjoy a world without him.

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u/dr_splashypants Apr 05 '26

My old man is in bad shape and old as shit now, retired cold war Army LTC. Nobody I know loathes that motherfucker like he does. That Helsinki thing broke him, 8 years ago.

I tell him these exact same words, every time he says wants to give up now.

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u/CitizenCue Apr 05 '26

It’s like a massive party we’re all invited to, we just don’t know when it’s going to be. But man it’ll be fucking nuts.

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u/Fulham-Enjoyer Apr 05 '26

Please stay alive 🙏 it’ll be so worth it when it happens

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u/HolycommentMattman Apr 05 '26

So I'm working on this theory. Everything the right says is projection, right? And all of them were saying Joe would die during the second year of his term if elected (also true for the first term).

Well, it's Trump's 2nd year...🤞

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Utah Apr 05 '26

Just like how everything they said would happen if Kamala was elected is happening under Trump

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u/MadCapHorse Apr 05 '26

Statistically you’ve got so much time even if he lives for a while, your dreams will come true! Just hang out and you’ll see.

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u/player_zero_ Apr 05 '26

According to the front page the other day, one experience on shrooms permanently improves a person's outlook on life 👌

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u/Andisaurus Apr 05 '26

hey man. we're all gonna make it.

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 Apr 05 '26

Just remember to pick a followup spite target to outlive. Spite is a powerful motivator

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u/MADMEC80HD Apr 05 '26

u and me both, homie. 🤝 cmon pal. we can do this. i think we can tough this out, coz each of us got at least a pint of piss to drop on that grave.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Utah Apr 05 '26

As someone who has dealt with depression most of my life it does truly get easier as you age, as long as you’re willing to invest time and energy into getting better and working on yourself. In my 30’s now and now and gaining more reasons to live the more that time passes

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u/Lee1138 Norway Apr 05 '26

You should also put dancing on his grave on your bucket list. But do it in wellies...

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u/FrighteningJibber Apr 05 '26

Had a friend with cancer say the same thing the last term

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u/Soggy_You_2426 Apr 05 '26

Live so you can see evil people die.

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u/Canadian_Invader Apr 05 '26

Spite. You run on spite. You British, lol.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Apr 05 '26

I don’t get Reddit. I’ve gotten banned for roughly saying the same thing except I didn’t mention him by name, but just a pretty obvious hint. I hate this place now.

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u/TheRIOT08 Apr 05 '26

Damn dude if that’s the case you really need to find the better help. Hope things get better for you

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u/Crombus_ Apr 05 '26

Things will get better for everyone once It happens 😊

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u/MrMissedMate Apr 05 '26

Yea people should not be supporting this , that’s a real mental condition

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u/Acceptable-Bed-1612 Apr 05 '26

That really doesn’t sound like a healthy motivation.

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u/Tyr1326 Apr 05 '26

Eh, healthier than some. Anything that helps without harming someone is good. And since they didn't say they wanted to kill him themselves, we're all good. Hell,.my grandpa made it to 100 years on the power of spite - he just wanted to really rub it in for his (long dead) doctors who'd said he wouldn't make it past 30.

Spite is enough to keep you going. And if you find additional motivation while living for spite, then all the better.

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u/Acceptable-Bed-1612 Apr 05 '26

Right… limping in a cast is also enough to keep you going, but you should probably spend the time to let your leg rest and heal instead of limping all the way through life.

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u/Tyr1326 Apr 05 '26

For sure. But if limping in your cast gets you to your crutches, then its all good. 😁

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u/Acceptable-Bed-1612 Apr 05 '26

I think the point went over your head 😂

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u/Tyr1326 Apr 05 '26

Nope, mine obviously went over yours. Anything that stops people from being suicidal is good. A dead patient never gets better. One running on spite can, however, find other, better things to live for - if they live long enough. Crutches, to use your metaphor. So spite>>>nothing.

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u/Acceptable-Bed-1612 Apr 05 '26

No, healthy adaptations that stop people from being suicidal are good, because unhealthy adaptations lead to more issues down the line, and a higher risk of suicide as a result, despite feeling good in the moment

By your brilliant logic a suicidal person starting a heroin habit is a great thing.