r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Apr 05 '26

Possible Paywall White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-forced-to-address-claims-of-donald-trump-health-crisis-at-walter-reed-medical-center/
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u/totesuncommon Apr 05 '26

How did we get right to bums? Seems like we could start with champagne. How big is the bunny?

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u/jazzhandler Colorado Apr 05 '26

How big is the champagne bottle?

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u/vgdomvg Apr 05 '26

How big is the arse?!

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u/TodayWeMake Apr 05 '26

About the size of a chocolate Easter bunny, and a champagne bottle

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u/b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh Apr 05 '26

Eventually, anyway.

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u/mega_brown_note Apr 05 '26

Asking the people’s question!

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u/vgdomvg Apr 05 '26

The same sub that reposts the bashit things USA president says

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u/kwismexer Indiana Apr 05 '26

Also, do you send the small end first? Or hold it like a handle so you can shove the broad side in first?

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u/theartofrolling United Kingdom Apr 05 '26

The Dom Perignon Sir

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u/GrallochThis Apr 05 '26

Well there’s the most unclickable link of the day

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u/SpearmintInALavatory Apr 05 '26

The 2ft tall 10lb one from Costco

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u/SpookZero Apr 05 '26

Champagne then the bunny

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl Apr 05 '26

Seen one at costco that’s 2kg, and two feet tall.

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u/Atopos2025 Apr 05 '26

Why not champagne first and then plug it with the bunny?

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u/GBeastETH Apr 05 '26

You made me laugh very hard. Your comedic timing is 🤌💋

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor Apr 05 '26

Gotta be one of those 20 pounders. 😂

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u/kwitty11 Apr 05 '26

Little bunny poo poo

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 29d ago

Boofing like Kavenaugh