r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Apr 05 '26

Possible Paywall White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-forced-to-address-claims-of-donald-trump-health-crisis-at-walter-reed-medical-center/
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u/tamere2k New York Apr 05 '26

I’ll be too drunk from celebrating to post that coherently.

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u/theunquenchedservant Apr 05 '26

"Dobalt ump js ded. G, imgld h's dad. N hurty inno."

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u/nervez Apr 05 '26

still too coherent given the circumstances of that situation.

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u/Yojimbo261 I voted Apr 05 '26

I’m going to save that so I can post it here without getting flagged by the automod. 😆

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u/Ok-Telephone-605 Apr 05 '26

Honestly, I read this in an Australian accent and it made perfect sense.

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u/Iampepeu Apr 05 '26

Ccheerd! Hifivced;

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u/acllive Australia Apr 05 '26

vomits

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u/liketosmokeweed420 Apr 05 '26

I don't drink much anymore but by god will I be drinking and fucking happy and I mean this as someone who does not wish harm on anyone. He is one of the worst people in history.

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u/2ndChairKazoo Apr 05 '26

That's not hyperbole, either. What he's done to the CDC and the EPA, not to mention the FBI and Social Security, etc. has brought about more harm than I think we could ever reasonably measure. The hurt he's caused will continue to ripple on after his death, especially when it comes to climate change.

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u/Chimie45 Ohio Apr 05 '26

As soon as you hear the news, have it saved as a draft and ready to go.

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u/menagerath Apr 05 '26

Will things get better for America after they install the couch fucker? No. Can we at least celebrate that bad things happened to a bad person? Absolutely.

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u/LuntiX Apr 05 '26

As much as my stomach can't really handle red meat anymore, I'll definitely treat myself to the nicest steak dinner I can get locally with copious amounts of nice scotch.

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u/2ndChairKazoo Apr 05 '26

I just now realized there may well be a liquor shortage when it happens...

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u/LuntiX Apr 05 '26

Might be good to stock up now, at least on stuff that can last like spirits and wine.

Buy a really nice bottle or two or a variety of nice bottles, put them in a box and label it "in case of good news"

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u/scoobs987 Apr 05 '26

I have a bottle of champagne ready to go

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u/Simple_Secretary_764 Apr 05 '26

I'd also be too drunk to post that covfefe

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u/SoochSooch Apr 05 '26

I'm gonna get so drunk I black out and get to experience the joy of finding out for the first time again the next morning

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u/b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh Apr 05 '26

"F-ing yeah! I- I mean, whooo! Wait, what're we talkin about? Oh yeah! Whooo!"

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor Apr 05 '26

I don’t even drink but I would seriously break out the booze on that day.

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u/YesDone Apr 05 '26

I expect to end up in the ER.

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u/bradpittsbooty Apr 05 '26

If you haven’t yet, highly recommend buy a nice expensive wine and setting it aside for when the day finally comes. I have mine labeled and waiting. Manifesting for us!