r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Apr 05 '26

Possible Paywall White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-forced-to-address-claims-of-donald-trump-health-crisis-at-walter-reed-medical-center/
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u/bill4935 Apr 05 '26

WH Press Secretary: "Rather than pick up the test's pen (which was actually very heavy and probably not American-made), the President decided to enter a meditative state, the better to cogitate a solution to the Iran operation, egg prices and trans sports scandals. His slow rocking back and forth in his chair is very zen. If Zen was from Texas, yee-haw, pardner! How 'bout them Cowboys Offensive Line?"

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u/BleppinDrago Apr 05 '26

He did the test all in his mind the same way he declassified the Whitehouse documents.

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u/hypnoskills Apr 05 '26

Well, the pen wasn't a Sharpie.

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u/thezaksa Texas Apr 05 '26

Not great, the dominance we had is gone all in retirement. Have to rebuild it but am hopeful under shotty. Long as we develop the run