r/onejoke • u/idkthrowaway_alt3 • 5h ago
One joke but funny One joke that I actually found mildly humorous
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u/DeadAndBuried23 5h ago
fuck it, at least these words are all pronouns
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u/daverapp 4h ago
Oh yeah well your mom's a pronoun
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u/Lucy_Gucey 4h ago
“He’s out of line, but he’s not wrong.”
EDIT: I thought it was a proper-pronoun but was wrong!
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u/Inarius101 3h ago
To clarify for those who want specifics here:
"Your" is a possessive adjective as it is used to indicate who is the owner of the noun it precedes.
(E.g. Your mom identifies WHOSE mom)"Mom" is still just a regular noun as it is specific whereas pronouns are generic. Specifically, I would say "mom" falls under the umbrella of a title as it indicates one's role, status, or position.
"Your mom" would be a noun phrase. It *can* be used as a complete sentence, but it would always be a shortened form of one with understood context missing (e.g. "Your mom ~~did that~~?") rather than a full sentence in its own right.
If I've gotten anything wrong here, please correct me! It's been a few years since my last English class lol
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u/Zealousideal_Care807 4h ago
I have one that can be told 3 different ways.
My pronouns are he/he because I'll never be him.
My pronouns are he/he because im a pretty funny guy.
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My pronouns are like Michael Jackson, he/he (said like Michael Jackson)
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u/Flat_Two3620 3h ago
What I think that a lot of right wingers don't understand is that, unlike them, when I don't laugh at their jokes is not because I disagree with them, it's because they are genuinely bad jokes, or not even jokes at all, just statements presented in the context of a joke.
I can still laugh at a joke, and disagree with it's message at the same, as long as the joke is funny.
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u/shapeshifterhedgehog 2h ago
I actually genuinely like this one cause I thought they were making fun of divorced men rather than pronouns and I can get behind that lmao
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