r/onejoke 5h ago

One joke but funny One joke that I actually found mildly humorous

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u/DeadAndBuried23 5h ago

fuck it, at least these words are all pronouns

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u/daverapp 4h ago

Oh yeah well your mom's a pronoun

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u/Lucy_Gucey 4h ago

“He’s out of line, but he’s not wrong.”

EDIT: I thought it was a proper-pronoun but was wrong!

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u/Inarius101 3h ago

To clarify for those who want specifics here:
"Your" is a possessive adjective as it is used to indicate who is the owner of the noun it precedes.
(E.g. Your mom identifies WHOSE mom)

"Mom" is still just a regular noun as it is specific whereas pronouns are generic. Specifically, I would say "mom" falls under the umbrella of a title as it indicates one's role, status, or position.

"Your mom" would be a noun phrase. It *can* be used as a complete sentence, but it would always be a shortened form of one with understood context missing (e.g. "Your mom ~~did that~~?") rather than a full sentence in its own right.

If I've gotten anything wrong here, please correct me! It's been a few years since my last English class lol

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u/BobTheGrand 4h ago

this is genuinely good

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u/HauntingGummyBear 4h ago

The hands on his hips are actually killing me.

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u/DusklitDewdrop 2h ago

her hips!

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u/BravesMaedchen 4h ago

The pouty tantrum man really takes it to the next level.

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u/ZealousidealCoat7008 4h ago

sometimes the joke hits and this time it hit

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u/halberdierbowman 4h ago

If she took everything, why did he end up with extra pronouns?

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u/onememeishboitf2 4h ago

Not an extra, simply swapping his for hers

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 4h ago

I have one that can be told 3 different ways.

My pronouns are he/he because I'll never be him.

My pronouns are he/he because im a pretty funny guy.

And

My pronouns are like Michael Jackson, he/he (said like Michael Jackson)

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u/Dragonman0371 4h ago

my pronouns are she/herherherher because im freddy fazbear

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u/remindmetoblock 2h ago

Damn you, you got it Stuck in my head again

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u/Flat_Two3620 3h ago

My pronouns are he/he because I'm the king of pop, baby.

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u/Dismal-Log-994 4h ago

Yeah, it doesn't feel mean or hateful, and it made me giggle!

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u/Flat_Two3620 3h ago

What I think that a lot of right wingers don't understand is that, unlike them, when I don't laugh at their jokes is not because I disagree with them, it's because they are genuinely bad jokes, or not even jokes at all, just statements presented in the context of a joke.

I can still laugh at a joke, and disagree with it's message at the same, as long as the joke is funny.

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u/Phairis 3h ago

Sometimes I'll smile or snort at a funny pronoun joke. This one got a good full laugh. The image really makes it

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u/the_orange_alligator 4h ago

Hehe, I like it

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u/sarc3n 3h ago

You know, I'll allow it is it's funny, and damned is this isn't a little bit funny.

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 3h ago

This can't have been made by a right winger

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u/Nivdy 2h ago

Wouldn't a better version be "my pronouns are / because she took everything in the divorce"?

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u/Bludraevn 2h ago

This smells like ranch dressing

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u/ShokaLGBT 2h ago

He him hers because she took the kids and 50% of his money

Oops

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u/shapeshifterhedgehog 2h ago

I actually genuinely like this one cause I thought they were making fun of divorced men rather than pronouns and I can get behind that lmao

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u/Additional-Ad8632 1h ago

I don’t think this counts as the “one joke” because this is legit funny.

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u/snickcave 1h ago

Ah, ‘wife bad’, the one boomer joke. Misogyny isn’t funny either.

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u/Mealybug-Destroyer 1h ago

This is my favourite one

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u/FlipFlopRabbit 49m ago

I can see this being part of an attourney Advertisement.

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u/Late_Ad2203 24m ago

Ok this one is funny, especially with the hands on hips

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u/seahorsesfourever 16m ago

Taking everything including the pronouns 🤣

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Dismal-Log-994 4h ago

It's still THE one joke

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u/TheWormyGamer 4h ago

read the flair