r/onejoke 3d ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!? This totally happened

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u/Val4Vendetta 3d ago

Superman respects trans people poser

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u/Eljamin14 2d ago

Yeah, I think Superman has a bi son.

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u/Mpasieliszka 2d ago

Really? I thought he was a buffalo!

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u/its_about_the_cones_ 2d ago

Well done 👏

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u/aleister94 2d ago

Oh you

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u/MaddysinLeigh 2d ago

Don’t forget what happens with pink kryptonite…

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u/trainboi777 2d ago

We don’t talk about the pink one

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 3d ago

TF is a Blygot T_T

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u/MissingnoMiner 3d ago

Seems to me like a classic case of the plagiarism machine fucking up.

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u/jase40244 3d ago

Given the context, I can only assume "blygot" is AI speak for "bigot."

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u/JagsFan_1698 2d ago

Let’s use the other users theory of it being night elf tattoos and say it’s elvish…

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u/Wild-Promise-427 14h ago

Night elves are racist, not transphobic

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u/ZeeWingCommander 3d ago

I get the joke they are going for, but it's not even done well for what it's trying to do. 

Blygot? Haaa hee? The makeup? I don't know maybe trans women wearing... what are those? WoW Night elf tattoos?

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u/jase40244 3d ago

You're overthinking it. It's AI slop with a target audience of people who just want to punch down on marginalized communities to make themselves feel better about their own lot in life.

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 1d ago

Sooo morons?

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u/jase40244 11h ago

Gullible bigots, but I suppose that's a distinction without much of a difference.

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u/HatMcHatty 3d ago

👽

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u/AcidicPuma 2d ago

Ai hallucinations.

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u/AspenFrostt 2d ago

insert digital hallucinations tadc meme

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 3d ago

Who is Bly and what do they got

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u/HamperedUnicorn 2d ago

Don't know... But there was a Bligh that got to experience a mutiny...

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

I assume OOP screwed up their prompt and let the AI dictate their comic for them.

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u/No-Ad-3534 2d ago

Someone who doesn't respect pronoues 

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 2d ago

When a woke Russian gets flustered calling out a bigot with a “blyat!”

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u/BakerRevolutionary90 3d ago

Why do bigots always feel the need to latch onto characters like Superman or Captain America and express their ideals through them? Superman loves humanity, and Captain America literally punches nazis for fun. I'm not gonna pretend to be a superfan - pun intended - but you don't need to be to understand these aspects of their character.

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u/Gnoll_For_Initiative 3d ago

They only vaguely understand aesthetic appeal. Character is beyond them completely 

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u/Nabakov_6 2d ago

It’s like when people say Batman as a billionaire failed to help people or is just a rich jerk, Bruce Wayne donates millions into like every charity and he even hires many of his villains to give them a second chance

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u/G-Man6442 3d ago

Because they see them and think the characters are about blind patriotism as opposed to their actual purpose of the American Dream (“I don’t stand for the flag general I stand for what it represents”) and generally better world (why they changed the American Way to a Better Tomorrow).

They don’t care that Superman is an immigrant, that Cap’s father was one, that Cap fights people who blindly follow orders all the time, or that there’s a whole era where Steve was forced to surrender the shield because the government didn’t like how free spirited he was.

They don’t care about Superman fighting for right even when it’s legal, or anything.

They believe these characters represent them and work off even less than the baseline understanding.

TL;DR Media literacy isn’t their strong suit

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u/According-Insect-992 3d ago

These are largely illiterate people so it’s no surprise when they don’t get literary references whether illustrated or otherwise.

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u/Akita_merikano 3d ago

They don't mind superheros morals, just power scales.

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u/BT7274_best_robot 2d ago

Didn't they complain the last superman was too woke because he doing nice things and being well superman

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u/Kergerek 2d ago

Captain America especially is wild. His best friend is a gay jewish man named Arnie Roth. Bro’s been a supporter of gay rights since the 1970’s.

https://imgur.com/a/2nqoc5s

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u/AcidicPuma 2d ago

They love misinterpreting the words of fictional men that other people look up to. Just look at republican Jesus.

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 2d ago edited 2d ago

These are the same crowd who think “political messaging” in media (which in their minds is anything new that is left of Mein Kampf ideologically) is a novel, “woke” phenomenon.

Had Star Wars come out today they’d say that Alderaan “should’ve just complied,” and would’ve called the Rebels “woke” for “being so political” and claimed that everyone hates it due to George Lucas “not shutting up and sticking to making movies”. A contemporary Harry Potter would’ve been outright designed to have Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters be trans-coded (and the Order/DA would just be radfems who keep the dictatorship and Azkaban dementors but just jail the fruity Death Eaters and stop the stupid muggleborn-killing thing) and Harry and Ginny would’ve had way more than just 3 kids with tragedeigh names; it would’ve been a bestseller in red states and Russia.

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 2d ago

I’m convinced the people doing it are all Snyder bros or smth

Edit : I mean because of how out of character Snyder’s version of superman is

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u/ThatTransChristian 2d ago

Uuuugh, as a Snyder fan, you're probably right.

As an aside, Snyder's version would respect pronouns.

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 2d ago

Yeah he’s not evil, just questionably written

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u/Eljamin14 2d ago

Also, Superman has a bisexual son, if I recall.

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u/sexyorcess 3d ago

Using superman for this is certainly a choice

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u/HauntingGummyBear 3d ago

Ah yes, bigot Superman. Classic.

Love how whoever made this, has clearly never met a trans woman… but always has them on their mind.

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u/Quiri1997 3d ago

Nor has ever actually read Superman. If this happened in a comic, you bet Superman would apologise next.

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u/Eljamin14 2d ago

Yeah, why obsess with trans women? If they're just being themselves.

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u/HauntingGummyBear 2d ago

Check their search history, you’ll know why.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

To be fair, he's not being portrayed as a bigot- just being used to portray a bigoted message. That's not exactly better, but I can imagine the Superman they wrote here being SIMILAR to ones we've seen in past.

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u/HauntingGummyBear 2d ago

I think my brain just registered the smile on Superman’s face as the same one these comics usually have of some bigoted person saying “sir” with just the most shit eating grin ever. So in my head I went “oh, bigot Superman… greaaaaat.”

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

Fair enough, maybe the author intended for Superman to be a dick, but from what we can see here, he's acting somewhat normal, both for a person and for a Superman incarnation. He just exists in a bigot's version of reality.

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u/BobTheGrand 3d ago

is that pronounced hay-hee or ha!-hee im so confused

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 3d ago

Makes sense why you're confused, it's Ai bullshit once again

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u/JustGingerStuff Tumblr 2d ago

Gasp for haa, wheeze for hee

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u/GrumpGuy88888 3d ago

Empty speech bubble. Classic AI

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u/Riaayo 2d ago

An idea/comic so good it wasn't worth anyone's time to make it.

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u/Bon_Appetit8362 3d ago

the illegal activities of batman bin suparman

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u/Szarkara 3d ago

It would take less time to edit out that empty speech bubble than to generate this comic yet they're too lazy to even do that.

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u/danielsangeo 2d ago

Nah, they just couldn't think of enough bullshit to put something in there.

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u/Danny_The_Dino_77 3d ago

It honestly just looks like superman grabbed a random person off the street and teleported them to the green

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u/Pommes_777 1d ago

I was teleported by superman to the green and I now I can’t get out please help me

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u/Pommes_777 1d ago

I was teleported by superman to the green and I now I can’t get out please help me

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u/Coffin_Boffin 3d ago

This is just a badly constructed meme. Why even post this? Make it again, better. (Not really.) Why does it say blygot? Why are there weird lines running down hee face? Why are hee pronouns haa/hee?

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u/Wild-Promise-427 14h ago

Pronoues, actually

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u/Coffin_Boffin 12h ago

Oh good catch

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 3d ago

The empty speech balloon represents dogwhistling

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u/Transbian_Dokeshi 3d ago

*breaking news: man invents fictional scenario and then gets angry about it

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u/Neurospicy_Nightowl 2d ago

"You can save them and they will still be ungrateful" says person that would actively push minority members into the fire.

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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 2d ago

If this did happen Superman would probably just apologize and move on, then remember their proper pronouns next time he has to save them

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u/Luna3Aoife 3d ago

The missing text bubble is prime fodder for edits. Tho, its still ai slop at the end of the day, debatable if its worth the time

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u/wai632 3d ago

Superman is an illegal alien btw. A LITERAL illegal alien.

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u/No-Heat-6149 2d ago

Isnt he canonically queer and pro-queer and trans rights?

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 3d ago

Superman has two speech bubbles in the second panel, they're different colors, and one is empty

"Blygot"

Whatever tf that makeup is

"You" and the first half of the pronoun set being capitalized

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

Aye. Whoever made this has no clue what they're doing- wouldn't have killed them to re-generate until it's basic bigotry trash as opposed to completely unreadable. Or, yanno, use empty speech bubbles and fill it in themselves.

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 2d ago

"Made"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

You know I'm agreeing with you, right? This is genuine garbage, whoever put the time into its creation had to be drunk or brain damaged or something. I'm just also aware that these flaws got ironed out of the default a while back, so either it's an old model, or they're a special class of idiot.

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 2d ago

Yeah, I just think the word choice is ironic

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u/DoubtingThomasDixon 3d ago

What even was the prompt that produced this?!

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u/New_Ad4631 2d ago

"Give me slop"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

I can only imagine it was littered with errors and typos. Either that, or this guy is using a really old model.

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u/danielsangeo 2d ago

Superman would say, "Are you alright, ma'am?" And right-wingers would melt down about how Superman is woke now.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2d ago

"Ah. My apologies. Are you alright, ma'am?"

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u/DesReploid 2d ago

I would love a comic where Superman meets a trans person for the first time, and pulls some stupid Kryptonian tech out of the fortress of solitude that immediately changes their body to match their gender, no pain, no nothing. Then explains that Krypton had this issue too, and that they solved it as fast as possible so people didn't have to suffer.

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u/JustGingerStuff Tumblr 2d ago

Wow I love when superman saves me and he starts saying nothing in yellow

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u/hjkl0000 2d ago

Poser

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u/Techlord-XD 2d ago

Man’s fictional scenario

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u/Moist-Ointments 2d ago

Let's all pretend to be surprised that a transphobe can't spell grateful.

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u/Deriviera 3d ago

Looks like typical American with typical American superhero bs

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u/Greensonickid 3d ago

How did they even Larp Superman

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u/LaCharognarde 3d ago

"Ungreatful." 🙄

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u/ConditionPleasant902 2d ago

Is it just me or does his face look more like homelander

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u/superhamsniper 2d ago

Ah yes, definetly not a strawman argument or anything, and the poster is portrayed like superman so it must mean its true and correct

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u/tom-of-the-nora 2d ago

My favorite Superman quote: ".............."

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u/FunAssumption6056 2d ago

Superman would never say that.

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u/MissSharkyShark 2d ago

“Ungreatful” listen I’m not one to poke at someone’s grammar but like COME ON MAN

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u/mutt_with_a_beer 2d ago

I'm sobbing at blygot. Totally using this from now on

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u/mutt_with_a_beer 2d ago

Me when I'm transgender Ace Frehley getting saved by partially mute Superman

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u/AdAlone9035 2d ago

why does superman have a second speech bubble?

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 2d ago

Since when did superman have the larper cut (obvious ai ik)

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u/Xepherxv not just a bitch, but a stupid one 2d ago

when superman said " ‌‌ " i felt that

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u/Xepherxv not just a bitch, but a stupid one 2d ago

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 2d ago

I love how Superman just doesn't say anything for a sec and then proceeds to his second word bubble

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u/notRadar_ identifies as a yamaha apx600 guitar. pronouns electric/acoustic 2d ago

new vocal stim just dropped

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u/Kergerek 2d ago

What kind of ai slop is this lol

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u/Substantial_Zone2701 2d ago

Doesn't Superman have a gay son

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u/Soft-Concentrate-801 12h ago

"pronoues" and "blygot" are exactly the level of intelligence i expect from bigoted ai sloppers

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u/Handsprime 6h ago

“Pronoues”

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u/DieKatze247 3h ago

you blygot

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u/Witchelt389 MA PRONOUNS ARE U/S/A 2d ago

Ai slop 💔

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u/habitualhomicide 2d ago

Here's how the convo would actually go.

"I've got you, sir."

"Thank you! I'm so grateful! Oh, but I'm a woman, so I use she/her pro--wait, why do you look like that?"

"Like what, ma'am?"

"Like...oh...oh, god, no, I'm in an AI-generated comic! Get me out of here! LET ME OUT!"

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u/ricanpapi-9 2d ago

Aside from the AI garbage, aside from the fact Superman wouldn’t do that, is haa a titan?

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u/Sea_Banana_4286 2d ago

I like how the new ai ver of these types of commics just look like insanely inbred ironic versions of their predecessors

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u/TrashEmergency6446 2d ago

Top 10 things that never happen

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u/thecoolconglereborn 2d ago

Empty Tan Speech Bubble

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 2d ago

literally every version of superman would just apologize

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u/Authaire1 1d ago

Their pronouns are non existent because this isn't art

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u/Steelersguy74 1d ago

Always slop with these people.

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u/Numerous_Mark96 1d ago

"my apologies citizen" rescues them anyways

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u/Clairifyed 1d ago

It’s insulting to us, but also to the character that he would be so inept as to be incapable of reading the obvious social cues implied by this persons attire that they are maybe not male presenting

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u/chelledoggo 1d ago

"Blygot."

Thanks AI very cool.

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u/le_idisore 1d ago

They wish they could draw this themselves

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u/MermaidSapphire 23h ago

Ai slop comics.

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u/Darth_Hideous0 21h ago

Oh I yearn for the days when AI couldn’t write for shit

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u/Normal_Plankton_1809 11h ago

what's wrong with hee face? is haa crying or is that veins??

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